This is probably the shortest thing like… ever…
Dark: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Riku: "No but I do believe in head starts."
Dark: "What do you mean?"
Riku: "I mean you better start running away from me before I beat your ass into next Tuesday."
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Lol my friend wrote it and I said I'd put it up for her