Black gold saw and Black Rock Shooter one shots- and drabbles.

This is more the Crack/humor/romance kind ;)

Summary: Black rock shooter wanted to cry. It was a long time ago she ever felt humiliated in her life—which pretty much was horrible. And now it was happening all over again. She wanted to crawl in a cave and never come back, but right now. Black rock shooter was considering if she should cry in shock— or strangle the idiot standing in font her.

Black rock shooter wanted to cry. It was a long time ago she ever felt humiliated in her life—which pretty much was horrible. And now it was happening all over again. She wanted to crawl in a cave and never come back, but right now. Black rock shooter was considering if she should cry in shock— or strangle the idiot standing in font her. She took a deep breath to calm herself as she finally reached.

"You did what?" she muttered slowly as she stared at her supposed-to-be friend, who was staring back with a nervous glint in her orange eyes. "What? Was I not suppose to?" she asked.

Black rock shooter hissed at this "Of course you weren't! That thing was my photo album!" she hastily pulled the other by her helm "what the hell were you thinking?" she felt her eye twitch as strength stared blankly back at her.

"but I thought you said 'If you think my photo album is so stupid, why don't you just throw it away'"

"That was meant as sarcasm" She replied in a deadly voice—Ready to torture her friend in any way possible alive.

Oh fucking god. Black rock shooter thought bitterly. If anybody finds that shitty little thing she was as good as death. It was so freaking embarrassing that she almost felt her blood almost rushing to her face by just thinking about it—Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it—

Cute small black shooter was sitting on the ground in her cute white summer dress smiling cutely at the camera with a blush on her chee-

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Strength stared lazily at her freaking out friend. Who was crawling on the ground screaming out curses with a red face—She felt a little sympathy for the blue-haired girl. But to be honest, she didn't care at all, it wasn't like it was her problem anyway. She shrugged as she turned around to walk away but to be roughly pulled back to meet with two blue enraged eyes.

"You are going to help me!"

Strength blinked "Why?"

Black rock shooter glared at the smaller sized girl "Because I said so." Strength stared for a while as she slowly felt a amused smile growing on her face "Because you want nobody to find out how rapable you were when you were small?"

Black rock shooter extended her middle finger "Fuck off."

_X-X_X-

Fire danced around ground the creepy black looking grass. Bubbles came from the blood watery sea, and the sky was painfully black with no sign of clouds. It was Black Gold Saw's new lair. She was supposed to do her work here—notice the suppose to do work.

Gold Saw let out a breathless chuckle as she felt her nose dripping with blood—Between her claw was a small photo album with pictures of our bluenette as adorable child.

Gold Saw tried to wipe her nose-bleed as she stared with a unreadable face at the photo's, and just one thing came to her mind.

"Best Lolita ever." She stated seriously. Not even bothered by the fact she was acting like a pervert.

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Oh, man. I never planned to turn this into crack *grin* Oh, wel, I hope you enjoyed it.

Also, did you know that my other favorite couples are Yomi/mato and BRS/WRS? I'm just so random.

Please review and tell me what you think about it! I REALL REALLY want to know what you think :D