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"Oi teme! Stop throwing my ramen!" A red faced Naruto shouted angrily.

Madara turned around and glared at the blond...who glared back with equal intensity.

Why did the old monkey have to send him to live with this brat!

"Why the hell is there ONLY instant ramen in this shithole of a house!"

"Because ramen' the best, dattebayo! A-And the hell are you calling a shithole! You...You girly haired bastard!" Naruto roared.

Just a few feet away, the two senju brothers who were sitting at the table and watching the scene, tried hard to control their laughter...but failed miserably.

"BWAHAHAHAHA girly haired bastard!" Tobirama choked on his spit as he laughed uncontrollably.

Hashirama held his sides as he laughed too hard.

Madara broke his gaze from the blond and glared at the senju brothers. If looks could kill someone, then the two senju would've been dead once again. Edo Tensei or not.

"What are you two laughing about!" The Uchiha shouted.

"You..." He pointed at Hashirama. "...used to steal your mom's special silky smooth hair conditioner and use it on yourself when we were kids and later you used Mito' shampoo! Seriously, your hair is more girlish!"

"And you..." He pointed at the younger senju. "...look like a character out of some yaoi dounjinshi!"

That promptly shut them up.

"And you!" He pointed at Naruto.

"Me?" The blond asked in a clueless manner.

"You."

"Me?"

"Youuuu!" Madara hissed. "Get. Me. Something. To. Eat. "

The both stared at each other before Naruto relented.

"Okay. I'll bring some meat." Then, went off to his room.

Madara went to the table and sat down with his rival and the rival's brother. "That's how you get your work done." He said smugly. The two senju grunted in response, still angry at the uchiha.

Several minutes, many thuds that sounded like objects falling over and a muffled cry later, the blond came to the table. He had a face splitting grin and a plate in both hands.

As he put down the plate, the three zombies saw an overcooked, slightly charred piece of meat.

Madara eyed it cautiously. "What is it?"

"Meat."

The uchiha looked at the two senju. "You guys hungry?"

"Nope." "No."

Madara nodded. Why was it him who was feeling hungry? Why was he getting the case of munchies? Surely the blond must've screwed up the justu.

"Oh, well..." He cleared his head of these thoughts and looked at the plate once again.

Now, in any other circumstances, Madara Uchiha would not have eaten the deadly looking, burnt meat. But, it seems that even legendary shinobi couldn't win against their stomach. Thus, in one big gulp, he consumed it. Nothing happened for a few seconds. Then...

"Shit." Madara said as he clutched his stomach in pain.

Naruto grinned. He killed two birds with one stone. Now the bastard will know not to mess with Uzumaki Naruto.

"What...was...that?" Madara wheezed out.

"Meat."

"What...kind...of..."

"Rat meat."

"What!?" Now, the Uchiha' face had turned a sick green colour and he ran off to unload the content of his stomach. Sarutobi is definitely dead!

"Hehehe." The blond chuckled. Finally, he had rid himself of that rat and also taught the girly haired man a lesson. The rat had put up a fight but the blond had won.

"Kid." Hashirama called. "Mada-chan had a pet rat and he loved it very much. More than his own brother."

"So..."

"You made him eat a rat."

"So..."

Hashirama sighed. Is he this dumb.

"So run."

The blond connected the dots. "Crap."

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