Compare and Contrast Chapter 2: The Results, a harry potter fanfic

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A/N: Spoilers for HP7! Read at your own risk!

Summary: Now presenting to you, the reader, the final 'chapter' of Compare and Contrast.

The Results

It's been about two weeks.

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You have TWELVE reviews for Compare and Contrast.

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Cannedbeef said: Damn that is a hard decision… you forgot to mention that Hermione and Sakura are both annoying. Draw from hat… Naruto wins!

"Hey! We are NOT annoying!" Both Sakura and Hermione shout, hair on fire and eyes dark and deadly.

"Hn." Sasuke says, arms crossed and eyes closed.

Ron and Harry snicker silently.

E said: Vote for Naruto 3

"Why does no one like my awesome, super popular series!?" J. K. Rowling groans, throwing her arms up in the air.

Deidara's Manialoll 4 ever said: I vote for Naruto, dattebayo un!

"YES!" Masashi Kishimoto pumps an arm.

J. K. Rowling glares.

igsfjskghbfjkfdk said: WARRIORS! MWAHAHAHA!

Both Masashi Kishimoto and J. K. Rowling sweat-drops. "Um… okay…"

Slstmaraudersjple says, "Does that count?"

Both authors, "NO!"

Slstmaraudersjple shrugs. "Okay."

Narufan4ev said: One word: NARUTO! The fact that they are strong and can survive without magic puts them way above wizards!

"Hey! It's not OUR fault we don't have charka!" Hermione shouts.

"And it's our fault we don't have magic!?" Sakura shouts back.

"We can SO survive without magic!" Hermione says. She turns to Harry and Ron and J. K. Rowling. "Can't we?"

"Yes you can!" J. K. Rowling says, glaring.

Mari Falcon said: Naruto. Only because in my opinion, Harry Potter doesn't have a personality besides Quidditch and Killing Voldemort.

"Hey!" Harry shouts. "I don't think about Quidditch or Voldemort 24/7! I mean, Quidditch is cool and stuff, and I like my broom and all that, but I don't want to kill Voldemort! I just don't want him to kill me!"

POOF! Voldemort suddenly appears.

"ARRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Harry screams.

A blast of green light hits Voldemort and disappears. "Hahahaha! I am immortal! You cannot kill me!" Voldemort smirks.

Harry holds up a diary with a hole in it, a ring that is all battered up, a locket with a 'S' engraved on it, a trophy cup with a badger on it, and a crown, smirking.

Voldemort screams. "NO!" Then suddenly, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You cannot destroy those without –" And screams again.

All five are destroyed.

Then Voldemort shouts, "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

A jet of green light hits Harry.

Harry topples over, dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY! HARRY!" Both Ron and Hermione scream.

Then they look at J. K. Rowling. "This wasn't supposed to happen!" They both accuse.

J. K. Rowling looks triumphantly at them all. "It was. Watch."

Voldemort dances around, waving his arms up in the air in victory.

Suddenly, Harry disappears.

Voldemort stops. He glances around, pulls out his wand, and shouts, "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

"EXPELLIARMUS!" Harry shouts, pulling off his invisibility cloak.

Voldemort falls down, dead.

"YAY!" All the Harry Potter characters shout. "VOLDY'S DEAD!"

"I could've killed him with any jutsu…" Sasuke mumbles.

"Same here." All the Naruto characters and Masashi Kishimoto nod in agreement.

Knight25 said: Um thats really a hard one to choose. The Naruto characters arn't really Muggles per say. Both series have normal people who can't use chakra or magic. They also have thier ups and downs if your looking hard enough for them. So I would have to say its really a tie. They both good as long as people don't go over board with their powers. Other whys I would have to call in a couple of favors from Goku, Vegeta, Broly, and Kurama and Hiei. (I don't own them.)

Slstmaraudersjple steps in. "Um… this guy says it's a tie."

"Hmph! Who's Goku, Vegeta, Broly, and Kurama and Hiei?" J. K. Rowling asks.

Goku and Vegeta are Dragonball Z characters. I don't know who Broly is, but I know that Kurama and Hiei are Yu Yu Hakusho characters." Slstmaraudersjple explains.

Masashi Kishimoto grins. "Of course I knew them all. After all, I am a manga artist."

"Yeah right." J. K. Rowling snorts.

crossover king said: ninja's or wizards…ninja's or wizards… NINJA…because they look cooler and can do backflips everybody loves backflips

"Hey! We do look cooler! AND, we can do backflips!" Naruto shouts.

"Not everybody loves backflips!" J. K. Rowling shouts.

"Yeah they do." Masashi Kishimoto says, then turns to slstmaraudersjple. "Do you like backflips?"

Slstmaraudersjple looks at J. K. Rowling. "Sorry, but backflips are cool. I like backflips and flips and yeah…"

Ninja Genius said: I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it, get it? WHO DOESN'T LOVE THAT SAYING? GO NARUTO! GO KAKA-SENSEEII! you don't get natural pink hair in HP, nor do you get bi-shonen, perverts and orioke no jutsu! i guess you can tell who im going to vote for now, can't you? NARUTO! TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT ME! ninja Genius. p.s. please read and review my story.

All characters sweat-drop.

Slstmaraudersjple falls over anime style.

"Naruto." Everybody choruses.

Perfect Makes you CRAZY said: HARRY POTTER! un hah

"FINALLY!" J. K. Rowling shouts, jumping up. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU – MMPH!!!!!!!"

Both Harry and Ron clap a hand over her mouth.

"What she's trying to say is, 'Thank you so very much! You have my undying gratitude! How can I repay you? My autograph? Money? Special editions of all my Harry Potter books?'" Hermione translates.

J. K. Rowling nods, glaring at Harry and Ron.

AvadaKedavraMaster said: HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! THat's my vote

J. K. Rowling breaks free. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"At least she didn't go on forever…" Harry and Ron mumble.

Pat said: wow, that was very funny! i wish more authors did storys like that! but harry potter wins hands down!

Slstmaraudersjple blushes and smiles. "Thanks! Appreciate it! I'll try!"

J. K. Rowling's eyes glow and sparkle and she grabs all her characters and squeeze them to death.

"Oy, woman... dying... of suffocation here..." Ron gasps.

Harry rolls his eyes and plays dead.

Hermione faints.

Albus Dumbledore says nothing, and pretends to hug her back.

"AND NOW THE TALLY!" Slstmaraudersjple shouts, interrupting everyone.

Naruto – 7

Harry Potter – 3

Tie - 2

"… and Naruto wins by a landslide!" Slstmaraudersjple announces.

J. K. Rowling and her characters turn to the Naruto characters and their manga author.

Without a moments' hesitation, all characters and authors launch at each other.

"I WIN!" J. K. Rowling steps out of the dust, dragging a beat-up Masashi Kishimoto.

Slstmaraudersjple sweat-drops. "You lost the vote but you won the fist fight… unbelievable…"

"I TOLD you I'm a third degree black belt!" J. K. Rowling places her hands on her hips, looking triumphant.

All the Naruto and Harry Potter characters stop their fighting and turn to stare at the two authors.

"Oh wow! You could be a ninja!" Sakura shouts.

"Very nicely done, Misses Rowling." Albus Dumbledore's eyes twinkle.

Slstmaraudersjple turns to face the reader.

"Well, I don't think that went as well as I planned… so… it's a TIE!"

Note from slstmaraudersjple: Yes, this story ends as a tie. Actually, whoever wins this next battle is completely up to you. Until then, ciao.

Btw, updates from other fanfictions will be postponed until further notice.

Reason? I figure I might as well take time to actually FINISH writing the stories and then post them up. Sorry for the wait. XD

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