Organization XIII's Keyblade Twins
CH 2: Roxas and the Free Shooter - Xion and the Whirlwind Lancer
[There is some crude language in this chapter. Well it's just the use of the 'B' word once or twice. It's not a big deal but just to be safe. OH! And some sexual humor... It's rated 'T' for a reason. XP ]
[[ Thank you Zexion14Xion6 for the tip about the paragraph structure. :3 ]]
At night, Xion and Roxas decided to start with Xigbar and Xaldin, since they had missions with them the next day. So they made a list of questions to ask them on their mission together, to bond and befriend them more.
In the morning/night, Xion and Roxas prepared for their missions with the two older men. Roxas has his mission in Halloween Town with Xigbar to take out heartless, while Xion has a mission in Beast's Castle with Xaldin to take out heartless. The two twins started to talk about the supplies they were going to bring in the mission.
"I'm going to attach a Crisis Gear + to my keyblade, so I can show Xaldin that I'm good at magic and fighting. Let's see, I'm also going to bring a few potions and one megalixir. I'm also going to bring a lot of fire magic, or should I bring aero magic to bond more with Xaldin since he controls wind?" Xion said to Roxas.
"Hmm, bring a balance of fire and aero magic, if you only have aero magic Xaldin might think you're a show-off." Roxas suggested.
"You're right, thanks!" Xion said putting her magic spells away, "What are you going to bring?"
Roxas smiled and said, "Well, I'm going to attach the Nimble Gear + on my keyblade, bring three hi-potions, and have curaga and fire spells."
"Great, you got your list of questions?" The female Nobody asked. "Yep, it's in my back right pocket, you?" The male Nobody asked.
"Uh-huh, it's in my pocket, I think we're ready to go." Xion said happily.
"Yeah, let's go to the mission room, they're probably waiting for us." Roxas said as he and his twin keyblade wielder headed towards the mission room.
Roxas and Xion entered the mission room to see their partners for the day waiting for them. The two keyblade wielders nodded at each other and separated.
*** Organization XIII ***
Roxas walked towards Xigbar who was leaning against the wall. "Hey neko, ready for our mission?" Xigbar greeted Roxas with a cat-toothed grin.
"Please don't call me neko." Roxas said softly.
"Oh? How bout' 'tiger' or 'little man'?" Number II asked.
"How about Roxas?" Roxas asked.
"Alright kiddo, you ready or what?" Xigbar asked. Number XIII growled in his mind and muttered, "Yeah..."
"Then let's go." Xigbar said making a dark portal, and waited for Roxas to walk through it first, because since Roxas can only control light he can't make dark portals and has to depend on everyone else to make one for him.
"Okay, I have to fulfill my promise to the Superior! I can't have second thoughts about this!" Roxas thought and nodded determinedly and walked into the dark portal, leaving for his mission with Xigbar.
*** Organization XIII ***
While Roxas left, Xion greeted Xaldin, "Good morning Xaldin-sama."
Xaldin just stared at the young girl with a rather cold glare. Xion frowned and thought, "Did I do something to upset him?"
They stared at each other before Xaldin said, "Don't just stand there, we don't have all day!"
Xion flinched at that statement and nodded nervously, "Yes... You're-You're right. Heh-heh-heh..."
"Then move number XIV!" Xaldin demanded.
"Uh-Xion." The young girl said making a dark portal.
"Excuse me?" Number III asked.
"My name is Xion." Xion said softly.
"I'm not daft girl." Xaldin stated.
"Oh-uh... Okay..." Xion said softly walking into the portal, leaving for her mission with Xaldin.
*** Organization XIII ***
When Roxas and Xigbar appeared in Halloween Town, they were already surrounded by Living Pods and Hover Ghosts heartless. "Aw man..." Roxas muttered.
"Heh-Looks like you got a lot of work kiddo." Xigbar said getting his arrow guns out.
"Don't rub it in Xigbar." Roxas said getting his keyblade out and attacked. Xigbar shot at the heartless, but he was being careful so he didn't kill the heartless and waste the heart inside. After ten minutes, the heartless were finally destroyed, but it wasn't enough to fill the heartless gauge. So the old man and the young boy walked around Halloween Town.
"This is my chance!" Roxas thought taking out his questions list.
Question 1: Why did you join the Organization?
Question 2: Do you miss being a Somebody?
Question 3: Why do you have pointy ears?
Question 4: Do you like sea-salt ice cream?
Question 5: Why does Larxene say that you shoot blanks?
Roxas put is list away and cleared his throat. "So Xigbar, what made you join the Organization?" Roxas asked casually.
"Heh! Nothing 'made me' kiddo, I just joined it to become a Somebody again like most of us wants." Xigbar answered.
"So you miss being a Somebody then?" The young boy asked.
"I don't 'miss it', I just want to be one again." The old man answered. The two Nobodies continued walking and looked around for the heartless.
"I hate when the heartless hides..." Roxas muttered.
"They could be hiding, or they could be stalking." Xigbar stated.
"What do you mean?" The young Nobody asked.
"I mean that we can't underestimate these guys, they're like animals." Xigbar answered.
"... Why do you have pointy ears?" Roxas asked.
Xigbar stared at him, "What does that have to do with the mission!?"
Number XIII's words came out slowly, "Uh... I was... just... curious, because-uuh, only you, Xaldin, and Saix have-uh... pointy ears."
"Well kiddo, if you haven't noticed everyone is getting pointy ears in the Organization. The deeper we're in darkness the deeper we turn animalistic like the heartless, that's another reason we want to be Somebodies again." The scarred Nobody stated dully before five Icy Cubes heartless appeared.
The old man grinned and said, "You can handle these guys alone."
"Huh!?" Roxas said and then pouted and thought, "Two more questions to go, and I think we're bonding well. I wonder how Xion is doing?" Then number XIII started to cast fire magic at the little ice heartless.
*** Organization XIII ***
When Xion and Xaldin appeared in Beast's Castle, they were in front of the entrance of the castle. Xion looked around the empty area and said softly, "The heartless aren't around here, perhaps they're inside?"
"They're most likely in the ballroom." Xaldin stated plainly.
Xion smiled softly and said, "You're probably right. Let's go!" Number XIV ran towards the double doors and pushed it open.
"Don't be hasty child! We can't be discovered!" Xaldin said sternly.
"Oh..! I'm sorry Xaldin-sama." Xion said rather sadly, before a heartless pounced on her. Xion yelped in surprised and noticed it was a Bad Dog heartless. She quickly got her keyblade out and destroyed the Bad Dog heartless in one swipe.
The young female Nobody sighed in relief and Xaldin walked passed her and said under his breath, "I'm always paired up with the amateurs..."
Xion frowned knowing she made a bad impression. The young girl then remembered she had her list of questions in her pocket and took it out.
Question 1: Do you miss being a Somebody?
Question 2: How did you get so strong?
Question 3: What do you like to do on your spare time?
Question 4: What is your favorite memory?
Question 5: Will you be my friend?
"Why are you dawdling!? We have a mission!" Xaldin stated.
"O-Oh! Coming!" Xion said hastily, quickly shoving the paper into her pocket and hurried inside the castle. As usual, the inside of the castle was... well... bad.
"The ballroom is the center door on the top of those stairs." The Nobody with dreadlocks informed. The young girl Nobody nodded and jumped when heartless appeared out of the darkness.
"Weaklings... Go capture the hearts that they contain XV." Xaldin said dully.
Xion took out her keyblade and said, "But they're Bully Dogs Xaldin-sama!"
"You're insisting I help you?" Number III asked raising a eyebrow.
"Uh? Please?" Xion muttered and cast fire magic at one of the Bully Dogs and it caught fire.
Xaldin crossed his arms and said, "You're doing just fine and I don't know if you have forgotten-I cannot collect hearts like you do, and I will not risk tainting a heart that could be absorbed by Kingdom Hearts. I will assist you when shadow heartless appears."
"O-Okay. I-I guess that's fair-AH!" Xion said before she almost got bit from one of the Bully Dogs. "Leave me alone!" She shouted slashing the Bully Dog that tried to bit her and it was destroyed. "T-Two more Xion. Two more." The young Nobody thought to herself for encouragement.
"Xion-Look out!" Xaldin shouted launching his lances at the two Bully Dogs, destroying them. Xion was confused, why did Xaldin just kill the two heartless?
"Xaldin-sama, why did you-?" Xion asked before getting yelled at the older man that saved her, "Are you daft!? Those two heartless was going to destroy you with their hyper barks! If the Organization loses you, we have to depend on Roxas and he's more daft than you! No-scratch that-you're more useless than he is! He wouldn't let himself to be so vulnerable and-" Xaldin stopped yelling, because the young girl started to cry.
*** Organization XIII ***
After Roxas killed the last Icy Cubes and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "Woo! I could eat a dozen sea-salt ice-cream, how about you Xigbar?" The orange haired boy asked.
"I don't eat sugar like you kids." Xigbar answered and scanned the area.
"Does Larxene count as a kid to you?" Roxas asked.
"I guess, why?" The older Nobody asked looking at Roxas.
"Uh... Because she says you shoot blanks..? Heh-heh-heh..." Roxas said and then laughed nervously as Xigbar's face quickly turned to anger.
"WHAT DID THAT BITCH SAY!?" Xigbar shouted angrily.
"Uh... She told me, Xion, and Demyx that you talk high and mighty, but secretly you shoot blanks..." The young boy explained.
"That bitch shouldn't talk! Her vagina hasn't been touched for so long, that she is using it to store food!" The older Nobody shouted at the top of his was very confused and he tilted his head to the side.
"Xigbar?" Number XIII said softly.
"What!? What do you want to ask now!?" Number II shouted grinding his teeth.
"What's a vagina?" The boy asked.
The old man seemed to cool down a bit and said, "I'll tell you some other time. Let's RTC."
"Okay!" Roxas said smiling as Xigbar made a dark portal and they both left.
*** Organization XIII ***
Meanwhile in Beast's Castle, Xion was still crying.
"I'm so stupid! I should've paid attention more! Xaldin is right-I'm a amateur!" She thought as she sobbed hard.
Xaldin however did not know what to do. He didn't mean to make her cry, sure he yelled at her and criticized her, but he does that to everyone! But however he started to feel bad, so he took out a hanky and dabbed her tears. Xion looked at him confused with teary eyes.
"Don't think of this too much... I just don't like seeing girls cry..." Xaldin said giving her the hanky, "You can keep it."
The young girl blushed and said softly, "Th-Thank you Xaldin-sama." She wiped her tears with the hanky.
"Let's RTC. I believe you did enough work for this evening..." He said softly, making a dark portal.
Xion smiled a small smile and thought, "Xaldin-sama doesn't like to see me cry? I guess he's not so cold as I thought he is. I bet we're friends and I didn't even need the stupid list!" She then RTCed with Xaldin.
*** Organization XIII ***
After their missions, Xion, Roxas, and Axel met in Xion's room.
"So how was your bonding with Xigbar?" Xion asked.
"It was good, I think we bonded a lot." Roxas said smiling, "How about you and Xaldin?"
"Oh yes, we bonded a lot, and I didn't even needed to use my list!" Xion said proudly and took out the hanky Xaldin gave her, "He even gave me this hanky."
Roxas gasped, "No way! You're so good at making friends! I'm going to try to befriend the next member without a list!"
Axel was confused, "Wait. You guys are actually trying to befriend everyone here?"
"Yeah Axel, we told you we would." Roxas answered simply.
"And now we can erase their names." Xion said joyfully, erasing Xigbar's and Xaldin's named off the blackboard.
i. Xemnas
iv. Vexen
v. Lexaeus
vi. Zexion
vii. Saix
ix. Demyx
x. Luxord
xi. Marluxia
xii. Larxene
"That reminds me, where did you get that blackboard!?" Axel asked.
"Vexen and Zexion were going to throw it out, but they gave it to me when I asked if I could have it." Xion answered.
"Why would they throw a blackboard away?" Roxas asked.
"Because they bought themselves a brand new white board." The girl answered.
The room was silent for a few moments before Roxas asked, "Are they racist?" Then the three Nobodies started to laugh.
"Ahaha! Hey! We should befriend Zexion and Vexen tomorrow!" Xion suggested.
"Yeah-In their laboratory! If we finish our missions quickly, we can go to them to teach and stuff!" Roxas stated.
"Great plan Roxas!" Xion said happily.
Axel looked at his friends dumbfounded like the other night and thought, "I can't believe they're serious!"
[ Hmm, I'm not proud of this chapter but I'm not disappointed and Xigbar didn't say, 'As if' Oh-My-Ra! lol. Please stay tuned for the next chapter!