THE LOVE RACE
yeah i`m back and i brought you present ... CHAPTER 2
warning. this chapter contains mild sexual themes, potty mouthing and OOCness all the fun stuff enjoy 8)
disclaimer. I OWN NOTHING SEGA AND SONIC TEAM DOES SO STEAL THEM AND YOU OWN EVERY THING
in club rouge amy and rouge were sitting at the bar talking about girl stuff. ''anyways i said bitch i don't care if sonics dead and only your kiss can bring him back to life he's mine and i smashed that bitch'' said amy twisting around in her stool.
rouge just watched the pink monster fell from her stool still jacked up on the''iblis blaster'' rouge felt a hand tap her shoulder as a guy offered rouge a drink'' hey did you hear the bats die if they dont drink martinis... soooo drink this if you want to live'' said the guy holding the drink in rouges face. '' nice try silver but i`m not drinking that'' said rouge pushing the drink away,'' come on'' said silver in a a sly tone.
rouge looked at silver irritated '' go away before you get punched like in the first chapter'' said rouge pulling the page back a chapter showing silver getting clocked. the white hedgehog sat the drink down on the bar counter and walked off'' great way to break the forth wall'' said amy sarcastically as she crawling back in her stool.
rouge turned to amy with a big grin '' i tell ya its amazing how much drinks guys buy me'' said rouge leaning back in her stool, amy reached by rouge and snatched the left behind martini ''then why are`nt you dating any of them '' said amy with her hair bow over her eyes.
rouge just signed and put her arm around amy '' mabey when your older i`ll exsplain'' said rouge until amy jumped up and pointed to a wall '' ha you cant [hicup] find a date'' yelled amy in slurry voice.
rouge smiled and waved at the people staring as she dragged amy back to her stool,''please... i`m rouge the bat the fearless huntress the beauty factory'' started rouge but amy cut in '' the single biotch'' said amy sipping loudly on the drink in hand.
rouge huffed and crossed her arms'' as if the stalker of the millenium can talk'' spat rouge
amy stopped sipping on her drink and turned to rouge still with her hair bow over her eyes'' thems sound like fightn words'' said amy throwing her piko piko hammer over her shoulder smashing a man in the face. rouge put a hand up '' amy i really dont wa...'' said rouge but quickly jumped on amy '' yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bbbbbaaaarrrrr figgggghhhtttt '' yelled a man as the club busted into a bar fighting scene.
fists were thrown, drinks were spilled hell even a yo moma joke was heard,amy reared back her piko piko hammer before bringing it down with incredibly force,but just inches away from rouges head the hammer suddenly stopped. '' eeekkkk sonics coming, rouge be on your best behevior'' ordered amy fixing her hair
,''how do you know sonics coming, do you like smell him or something'' asked rouge getting back on her stool. '' nope tracking device'' said amy until her blue hero busted the entrance door errr hole in the wall, rouge leaned back in her stool ''this`ll good'' thought rouge locking her eyes on the two hedgehogs.
''sonic'' yelled amy giving sonic a huge hug, ,''eh its um good to see you too'' said sonic struggling to breath'' sooo what brings you to this dump'' asked amy ignoring rouges screams. sonic started rub the back of his neck[if he has one] ''um amy can i ask you something'' asked sonic. amy stared at sonic with sparkling eyes'' of course my love'' cooed amy, sonic gulped '' AMY WILL YOU GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME'' yelled sonic. ''WHAT'' said rouge '' oh sonic of course i`ll go out with you'' replied amy ,''okmeetmeattwinkleparkat9ohcl ockdidyagetthatgoodbye'' rushed sonic jetting out the club.
''what was that all about'' asked rouge still shocked , amy turned to rouge '' that was me scoring a date'' yelled amy with a big smile as she put her hair bow back over her eyes and became intoxicated again, rouge just stared at amy ''good for you sonic must have picked up his little pebbles and finally ask you out or he went fully brain-dead'' said rouge.
amy looked at rouge'' laugh it up zero cause thats the number of dates you gots OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH'' yelled amy waving her hands in rouges face
,rouge slaped amys hands away '' oh thats it pinky i challenge you to a DATE RACE'' said rouge.
amy looked at rouge with a plain face'' way to sound like something'' said amy pointing to the storys title,'' stop breaking the forthwall... i`ll meet you at twinkle park with my date, prepair to be out-dated OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH'' yelled rouge waving her hands in amys face.
amy just laughed ridiculously loud in rouges face ''HHHHHAAAAAAHAHAAAAAA good luck bat ya gots 15 mins to find a date BOOM'' said amy getting up to leave,'' ANYONE WANT TO RIDE ME HOME'' yelled amy . instantly every man there ran out the hole in the wall eerrrrr entrance door, '' forget this ima wallck'' said amy stumbling to the door, '' well i better hustle down if i`m going to beat pinky'' thought rouge as she walked up to her second floor.
two minutes later shadow chaos controled to rouges second floor. '' it would have taken me forever if i was`nt able to control you'' said shadow hopping off of chaos the water god '' 3yreyy797;p[]'' said chaos, shadow did`nt replied but pushed the piss puddle down the stairs. shadow checked his breath,fixed his quills and sprayed on some AXE body spray causing a huge axe to appear in his hands which he slammed into her door 3 times sounding like regular knocks. shadow then twitled his thumbs for about 30 seconds '' wait... i`m the damn ultimate life form i don't have to wait for rouge to open the door '' thought shadow pulling out his chaos emerald.'' okay come uhh mnn'' grunted shadow picking the doors lock with his emerald.
ohh a cliffhanger will shadow get in rouges apartment will rouge find a date WILL AMY SOBER UP find out in the next adventure of... THE LOVE RACE S2S OUT.