Wow, I never expected to get so many lovely reviews, subscriptions, and favorites! However, due to school issues, I will probably be updating less often. For that, I apologize. On with the story!

Olympians and Hades's POV

One hour earlier

"Why haven't we left yet?" Poseidon whined.

Athena sighed. "You already know the answer to that question, Kelp Brain. Even if you were so dense as to not have any idea, which wouldn't surprise me, you have asked five times before."

She turned to a hallway leading off the magnificent throne room.

"Aphrodite, hurry up! Is it really necessary to pack all of your clothes and makeup?"

A girlish shriek echoed back to them.

"Of course! I do have to set a good example for my children, after all! Just imagine how many fashion disasters would occur worldwide if I showed up looking simple!"

Thirty minutes later

"So we finally get to leave then?" Apollo asked, looking excited, as Athena and Artemis emerged in the doorway, dragging Aphrodite by the ear. Five pink suitcases, all of which looked stuffed to the brim, could be seen floating behind them.

"It appears that way," Hermes grinned. "Wait, couldn't we have just left them behind and teleported to camp?"

"No, because Chiron says that arriving in a chariot will be more, how did he put it, oh yes, normal." Athena rolled her eyes.

"Well, on the bright side, you get to have an awesome ride, in the chariot of yours truly!" Apollo grinned. "Wait, I feel a haiku coming on.

We will go to camp

Riding on my chariot

I am so awesome."

"Is it just me, or does my idiot brother seem to enjoy ending his haikus with that line?" Artemis whispered to Athena, grimacing slightly.

"It's not just you. Apparently, it wasn't enough that he was cursed with stupidity, he has to inflict it on all of us."

"Hey, I heard that!" the god in question yelled.

"And your point?" Athena smirked, drumming her fingers lightly against her throne.

"Why I oughta-"

"SILENCE!" Zeus thundered, glaring at each and every one of them. "It is time that we leave for the dump- I mean, camp." He stood up powerfully. "Apollo, I do believe you have the honor." It wasn't a question.

"Of course," Apollo replied pleasantly, as though he hadn't been shouting not ten seconds earlier. Five minutes later, they were all assembled in the chariot-turned-car-turned-bus.

"Who wants to drive?" Apollo asked.

"Oh, me, me, me, me, m-"

"WE GET THE POINT HERMES!" Demeter screamed.

"Oh. Right." Hermes smiled sheepishly as he made his way up to the front of the bus. "So, it's just like driving a normal car, right?" He sat down in the driver's seat.

"Well, basically, except there are a few minor differences-"

"AAAAHHH!" screamed/shrieked the gods. (I think you can guess who did what)

"HERMES, stop! You don't know what you're doing!" yelled Demeter. (It seemed as though see was doing a lot of that lately)

"Oh, it should be quite simple! You just have to-"

"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!"

As Hera watched the golden bus spin around in the sky, she thought, "I'm so glad I don't have mortal children or Hunters."

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