Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto. Does Naruto finally notice that Hinata likes him? See, I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter because then Voldermort would be missing more then just his nose.

Also, sorry if all of the characters seem OOC to you. I had never written a fanfic for either of these stories before and not that well with staying with character. Also sorry if the Harry Potter characters act stupid sometimes. I get annoyed with characters sometimes and it

Like I said before, I have a hard time paying attention to things for longs periods of time but if I get more reviews, I will try to make the chapters longer!

No pairings at all. If you guys ask for one, there's a probability that I might add it but maybe not.

Sorry for the long AN…

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The golden trio was baffled. Once again, they were proved they knew nothing about other people. Naruto had met the Weasly twins which defiantly wasn't a good sign. Now the hyperactive blonde was clutching his stomach in laughter as the twins' own prank had exploded in their face. Quite literally. Both their eyebrows had been singed off and the prank they were testing was for Snape. They blue and pink can wasn't supposed to explode but make a poof and cover your face in too much makeup. The bangs of their hair was also burned off and shaved down the middle of their heads like a bald spot.

"'Ello Harry,"

"Hermione,"

"And Ronny-boy." Both Fred and George chimed.

"We we're just showing Naruto here our tricks." Who they thought was Fred, held out a similar pink and blue can. Ron backs away, making a face at his brothers.

"I rather not look like you two." He managed to stop laughing, and grab the can, making a sprint for the door.

"This is so going to be worth it!" yelled Naruto as he ran out of the portrait hole. Back inside the Gryffindor common room, the golden and the double trouble stare in confusion.

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How did this work again? In front of the Slytherins' entrance, Naruto had the can in his hand. Trying to remember the pass code.

"Open sesame! Door open! Akeru no jutsu!" This was only because he was desperate. "Mufasa!" The door swung open and he was about to dance in joy until that voice.

"Where you trying to make it laugh open?" To him, he loved that voice as much as someone loves fingernails on a chalkboard. There was this one time where Iruka-sensei used a kunai on a chalkboard. Kiba was never the same again afterwards.

"Yep, and your face worked!" A glaring contest started until Sasuke noticed the can.

"First ramen and now this?" Naruto looks at the can then back to Sasuke, creepy smile one his face.

He held out the can, "Want it?"

"No."

"Sakura told me to give this you as a 'peace treaty'" Emphases on the peace treaty part.

"Hn."

"The so-called 'powerful' Uchiha do have a weakness," rolling the can in his hands, Naruto tilts his head to the side, "It seems to be pink and blue cans. Tsk, I thought you were supposed to be the best." Fist upon his hips, Naruto slightly crouches down, twisting back and forth on his feet. He made a face, mimicking Sasuke's voice horribly. The real Sasuke on the other hand, didn't show what he was thinking, but on the inside, he was annoyed. Knowing full well he was going to regret this later, Sasuke snatched the can and opened it. What had happened next would be forever engraved in Naruto's memory. Where Sasuke once stood, was a pale girl, Sasuke's height with the same long black hair in a braid. His, now a her, face looked almost the same but her head was a bit smaller and more feminine. Her eyes where a bit bigger and they gave her a more innocent look. Instead of the normal bored look on her face, Sasuke's small mouth was pursed with ruby red lips. What really struck Naruto as funny was that Sasuke was wearing a dark blue ruffled miniskirt with knee high black boots. She wore a top that looked like a sleeveless kimono top with the Uchiha fan .

"Naruto…" Sasuke's usual bored monotone voice was replaced by a softer, higher pitch voice, reminding Naruto of when he heard a mother cooing to her baby. That was how Sasuke sounded like, a cooing mother. Now all she needed was a baby to coo over.

"Yes, Sasuke-chan?" the girl's fists tightened and slowly she counted.

"Juu, ku, hachi, nana, roku, go," Before he could get to 'yon' Naruto was out of there, with Sasuke on his heels.

"SAKURAAAAAA!" Earlier, Sasuke had found a book about spells and had been practicing whenever he had the free time. To her, this was possible the best time use them. So now, instead of dodging only a pissed off Sasuke, Naruto had to dodge spells and the occasional shierkin here or there.

Later on, the teachers had a problem changing Sasuke back to his original form.

"You possible have to stay this way until one of us manages to find out how." Shoving his way though, Lockhart proudly wields his wands.

"I shall do this. I know how after having to change a whole town back after they were turned into cows." He lifts his wand for it to be snatched out of his hand and thrown across the room.

"Don't you dare try it if you know what will happen to you." Trying to put as much venom in her girly voice, Sasuke held an iron grip on his wrist. She had seen what he could do and nothing worked. Finally, when Lockhart looked like he was about to call for him mom, Sasuke released him and stormed off to the dorms.

"Who are you?' hissed Draco Malfory as he watch the strange, yet familiar girl storm in, shove her way thought his guards and up the stairs to the boy's dorm.

"That would be the boys', the girls is though the other door." Not getting the response of what usually happens, Draco grabs the girl's shoulder. Before he knew it, he was laying on his back, the wind knocked out of his for a second and the girl looking down at him. Now he could see why see looked familiar.

"Don't touch me." The girl disappears up the stairs and the candles blew out, engulfing them in darkness.

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Sakura knew she didn't have to worry about them but she still did. They had been a team for a while now, but none of them were really close. And she was no closer to her goal then she was before they were Squad seven. She was hoping they at least get in the same house but instead they were all separated. And it seemed like things were tense between the Slytherin and Gryffindors now. She would try to say hi to Sasuke when they had classes together or whenever there were meals but she couldn't. It seemed like something held her down. That moron Naruto could get the guts to walk over but she could barely even move an inch.

"Sakura, are you ok?" Another Hufflepuff, Jean Dowel, sat across from her in a plush seat. Her friends sat on the ground, choosing to be closer to the warm fire. Sakura sat on the couch, her homework sprawled open on her lap.

The girl in question gave a weak smile, waving her hand in front of her, "No, I'm ok. It's just this school is really different from ours and it could just be the time difference." Jean looks almost disbelieving in Sakura, "I still haven't gotten to use to it yet."

"Don't worry, that happened a lot. I went to Russia once with my family and I also had a hard time getting use to the time." A mousey girl, Elisa, added.

"You should go get some rest."

"I don't really think I need any." But Jean tskes and her and her friends push Sakura gently toward the dorm rooms.

"We insist." Finally she gives in and walks up the stairs. As she went to open the door, she heard a scream.

"SAKURAAAAAA!" That moron again. She jumped out the window, running across the grass until she saw an orange blurb dart by with a blue one behind it. Getting in, she followed them into a dead end. From where she was standing, behind the blue figure but so if it turns, it won't see her, she could see Naruto scrambling to climb up the wall. Neither of them had been taught really on how to walk up walls. She did but she really couldn't get it yet. The blue figure looked like a girl with a black braid, a skirt and the Uchiha fan on her back. Sakura stopped mid-gasp, not wanting to alert the figure. Possibly, she was heard because the girl turns, shocking another person.

The girl looked like Sasuke. A gender bent version but Sasuke. She hated to admit it but he looked the same in both genders. 'She' turns back to face Naruto who manages to run past Sasuke and get grabbed by the ankles.

This didn't look good.

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Today, they were to visit Hagrid until he was rudely awakened. A bight smiling face stood at his open bed curtains, opposite to his own just awoken one.

"Wha-?" Harry grumbled, fumbling for his glasses.

"Quiddtich practice!" Wood cheerful chirped, like he was about to jump for joy. The other beds still had their occupants in them except for that blonde's, Naruto was it? How someone could mange waking up this early was odd. The sky still had a tinge of pink and orange and the sun seemed to peek at him from the horizon.

"At the crack of dawn?"

"Exactly!" At the moment, Oliver looked like the Weasly twins when they had an ideal for a prank or Hermione when she found a new book. "It's our new training practice. None of the other teams have stated training yet so grab your broom and hop to it!" Sluggish, Harry looks for his red and gold robes.

"That's the sprit!" Great, Oliver was starting to act like Lockhart, "On the field in fifteen minutes!" He dragged his feet down the stone stairs, Nimbus two thousand in hand. A clicking noise alerted his to Colin who was scrambling behind him.

"I heard someone mention your name! Look at this." He brandished a photo he recognized as Lockhart tugging on Harry's own arm. Picture Harry seemed to put up a good fight because soon the picture Lockhart leaned against the white edge, panting. Inwardly, he cheered for the smaller Harry.

"Please can you sign it?"

"Sorry Collin, I've got Qiddtich practice right now." Still there, Colin tries to follow him out of the portrait hole. The small boy never seemed to stop throwing questions out at him. Even as they were walking out to the pitch, he just wouldn't shut up. Far away, Harry spotted the blonde and pink hair of the exchange students and the other one was hard to make out since he blended in with the dark forest. Shocking him was the person who had white hair standing near them. Possibly nothing. Colin had noticed Harry's attention drifted off and had waved his hand in front of his face. Finally getting the attention, he let out the long steam of questions.

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This was his favorite part about having a team. Yet, all good things must have a bad side to it and this was also it. Naruto hadn't stop snickering at Sasuke's current state while the latter was glaring at the former. Glaring hadn't help the now girl Sasuke because that just made her self look more girlish. To Kakashi, she looked like she was pouting. If he was around their age, he would say she looked cute but now that would make him sound really creepy. Also, he didn't need a pissed off Uchiha now with all this forest around them. Sakura was nagging Naruto, trying to find out what had happened.

Kakashi let a smile appear on his face. It was great to have a team of his own.

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I know this is shorter then my first chapter but I tried to post this as soon as I could.

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