Title: JC: The Fetus Files
Chapter 2: Prenatal Checkup
Author: Singing Violin
Summary: The second in a series of drabbles describing ordinary events on Voyager from a JC fetus's point of view.
Disclaimer: Characters, universe, etc. are borrowed. Please don't sue.
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Author's note: Yep, the doctor has a midwife subroutine.
"Energetic child you've got in there, Captain."
I recognize that voice, but it's not Mommy or Daddy. Stop poking me!
"You're not kidding. It doesn't give me a moment's rest."
Mommy! Tell the voice to stop poking me!
"Well, you'll be glad to know it's turned. Are you sure you don't want…?"
"I want to do this naturally, Doctor. No drugs, no technology; I don't trust EM fields."
"Caffeine is a drug."
Ooh, caffeine!
"Ouch."
"If you cut down on coffee, the baby might calm down."
"Thanks for the advice, Doctor. Can I leave now?"
"Yes, but be back in—."