Author's Note: While in general I prefer Team Magma, I'll admit that Team Aqua's plan to turn Mt. Chimney into a lake made at least a bit more sense.

You Fail Geography Forever

"So… Let me get this straight, Maxie." Orangen put a hand on her hip as she raised an eyebrow. "You want to expand the land by making Mt. Chimney erupt?"

Maxie nodded. "Yes, that's right."

"But this volcano is landlocked. You wouldn't be expanding the land at all, and instead you'd be temporarily destroying a bunch of land and sentencing Lavaridge Town — and maybe Fallarbor Town — to a fiery, burning death."

Maxie gave Orangen a blank stare before despondently turning off the machine the meteorite had been hooked up to. In the background, Archie's laughter was somewhat audible, but Orangen and Maxie both ignored him.

"It's okay, buddy," Orangen said, dutifully giving Maxie a pat on the back. "We all fall victim to designated villainy sometimes."