Mission: Emorid

Again Do I need a disclaimer!?!

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Chapter 2

"Day one of mission: get Vinnie to stop acting like an emo by getting him to stop repenting! Or for short G.V.T.S.A.L.A.E.B.G.H.T.S.R., that's not any shorter so let's just call it Mission: Emorid! This mission is very important! We must not give in for if we do Vinnie will forever more be living in that old stinky yet comfy coffin of his with his dead buddies. We must stand strong against his glares, cold attitudes, and his Death Penalty…maybe runaway from his Death Penalty. But the point is we must stand strong together and maybe at the same time get some more material!," her soldiers, coughmateriacough listened attentively and ready to serve their mistress, while the so called "mistress" was muttering something about shiny orbs of doom.

"Cuz Vinnie's bound to have some great materia, probably some mastered ones too! Now all we need is a brilliant plan…" 'think, think, think' smirk, "I've got it! And it's my specialty too.."

---With Vincent---

"ACHOO, someone must be talking about me… this isn't good" Why do I feel like today's a bad day…Yuffie couldn't be serious about yesterday could she?

Let's just say fate is being cruel to him and pushing him into the ocean of reality, and hopefully Vince won't drown.

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"Ok…put this here and that there …this is going to be so much fun! And almost done and there, complete!" Yuffie backed up and looked proudly at her work, which in reality looked like chocobo scratch on a white board. "Now for the first part of my brilliant plan... Let's go visit Vinnie again!"

After a short walk from the Inn she was in, she finally reached Shinra mansion. It's show time.

"VINNIE!!!!"

"…oh no"

"Hey how's it been going Mr. McBrood Brood?"

"…fine, till you came along"

"Oh, don't be so modest. You know you missed me." Sure just like he missed Chaos.

"I want you to come to Golden Saucer with me. PLEASE!!!" He instantly gave her a glare telling her his answer.

"he he…well how about going with me to visit Red XIII?" She gave him the puppy dog pout.

"…Why are you visiting Red XIII?"

"Because he's my friend and yours to by the way and it's been such a long time since we've seen him." She said hoping to persuade him into coming.

"…we saw him last week." Vincent replied deadpanned.

'Shoot, why didn't I remember that!' "erm…" Sweatdrop, "you can never visit your friends too many times."

"…you're plotting something"

"No, of course not. When would I, the Great Ninja Yuffie, ever plot something?"

"…" an eyebrow rose

"Has anyone told you that you have an eyebrow problem, because it's like your eyebrow talks more than you do, and I'll shut up now. Hehe "For in the middle of her sentence she had a Death Penalty aimed at her.

'Geez I didn't know he'd get annoyed that fast'

"…If I go to Cosmo Canyon with you, will you leave me alone?" said Vincent glaring at her.

'Perfect' "Whatever you say, Thank you thank you. I'll never ask for anything more until we get to Cosmo Canyon that is." Yuffie jumped at him and gave him a big hug that resulted in getting the Death Penalty in her face again.

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Thank you to those who are reading my story. Hopefully I can tie up the story under 20 chapters. Bye Bye!