Well it toke forever, but I finally posted this, please don't kill me... anyone...

Well I hope this is worth the wait. ENJOY

IF I OWNED ONE PIECE OR THE WORLD WOULD SPONTANOUSY COMBUST. So thank santa (it's his fault D:) that I don't.

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Oi Ossan

Sanji yawned and left the cabin in slightly slumped. Allowing his feet to travel the well-known route to the kitchen on their own, he began the process of waking himself up. Not that it toke much, just the thought of making breakfast for his Nami-SWAN! And Robing-CHAWN! Woke him up instantly. He walked through the halls enjoying the short break from the noise the crew made by simply living as they did. It was one of the advantages of waking up before everyone else on the ship.

When Sanji pushed the doors to the kitchen open with an effortless hand he expected his short silence to end. Luffy would usually wake when he entered the kitchen and the silence would end. If not right when he entered, then when he released his captain for sure. But his ears experienced nothing more than the strange silence. For a moment the swirly browed chef thought his captain hadn't invaded the kitchen a usual to steal some meat.

This spurred a whole new chain of thought, which would mean something was wrong with him…

So when he noticed that the mousetrap had gone off he began to worry Luffy had learned how to escape and had stolen the entire store of meat.

WRONG.

Mugiwara no Luffy was not in the mousetrap, the meat store remained untouched, and the mousetrap had gone off. Sanji toke out a cigarette for a moment and lit it. There was no movement for a second in the silent kitchen and then he exhaled.

"NANI?!"

In some rainy, grey city of which the name is of no importance the only sound that could be heard for blocks upon blocks was the pounding of rain, and the snoring of a straw-hat pirate. He slept with his ass in the air under a bridge, a very small bridge. It could barely be called a bridge, more like a few suspended planks.

Seven blocks away in this nameless rainy grey city a white haired young man sat under the awning of an inn apparently sleepless. He was staring at the sky thinking; about what we probably wont know for a while. His left eye reacted to something that in a weird way seemed to relive him. But that only lasted for a second. Charging off toward the akuma he had noticed the white haired exorcist didn't bother to wake hi nakama, there weren't that many so it should only take a moment.

Seven blocks away from his rainy awning were three level one akuma. They where doing what they do, blasting anything and everything including a few suspended planks of a rotting wood.

Allen was only a block away now, with the akuma fully in his sight. He locked on and tensed his muscles. In a way only a body accustomed to fighting could he crouched and prepared to lunge.

"INNOCENCE ACTIVATE!" The white clown raised his arm to strike down the first akuma, but something toke his chance.

"Oi!"

Mugiwara no Luffy was given a rather rude awakening. The place that had been his place of rest was blasted and flying out of the smoke he let out a carefree slightly indignant cry of "Oi!"

The big thing that had destroyed the bridge sluggishly turned to blast something else. "I was sleeping there!" Luffy protested effortlessly dodging a blast from another monster. Luffy then frowned a new problem; or rather question arose in his mind.

"Shishishi! I wonder if I can eat it?" He laughed with a big grin eyeing the akuma hungrily. He didn't even bother to notice the white haired exorcist, and only other person on the street. This of course did not apply the other way around. Allen was very, very aware of Luffy and his idiocy.

Luffy launched himself at the akuma and pulled back his arm. "Gomu Gomu no…"

"That idiot" Allen muttered in shock. His eyes widening as panic coursed through his veins. That straw-hat idiot couldn't kill an akuma like that. What was he thinking? He probably wasn't. Damn it! Allen clenched his teeth and launched himself into the air. Prepared to knock the idiot into the ground.

It was a useless gesture, though appreciated by the straw hats crew.

"Pisutoru!" Luffy slammed his fist into the akuma and plowed it into the ground. His arm snapped back and he stared owlishly at the akuma. To his stomachs immense disappointment the akuma dissolved after defeat.

"Eh! I wanted to eat that!" He exclaimed looking around for something else to eat. That's when he noticed Allen. "Oi ossan do you have anything to eat?" Luffy grinned his face splitting grin completely ignoring the remaining akuma.

The akuma blasted Luffy deciding somehow that he was there current target. Luffy turned his head making a small noise of curiosity with the movement and sprung into the air. Allen pushed of the ground and shot himself to the side. Frantically he looked back to see if Luffy was still alive. He didn't see him, but what he heard,

"Gomu Gomu no…" What the-

The straw-hat idiot pulled back both arms as if he was going to use both fists to punch. "Oi ossan do you have any meat?" He asked grinning before letting out a yell of attack. "Gatoringu!" He stretched his fists out and let out a barrage of fists. It looked as if he had 100 hands. The remaining two akuma fell to the ground pummeled and dissolved. "Oi ossan" Luffy repeated. "Do you have any meat?" Allen looked at him before getting angry.

"I'M NOT AN OSSAN!" Allen punched him on the head in anger and Luffy simply grinned. What type of idiot was he? Allen thought in utter confusion. Calming down a bit the exorcist asked his question, of course he changed it abet. "Who are you?"

Straw-hat grinned and let out a strange laugh. "Shishishi!" He paused for a second chuckling. "I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be the Pirate King!" He said with a childish glee. Allen sweat dropped and decided for the sake of his sanity not to ask about the pirate king thing. Luffy continued laughing and grinning contiguously. Allen allowed his own unique smile to spread across his face. It didn't stay there.

"Oi ossan do you know where I can get some meat?"

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