Hello! This is my second chapter! No summary needed, just read and review. By the way, some of you have been asking what a lagomorph is. If you go into my profile, you can see what it is and where I got it. For now, it is any mammal that is an herbivore. In a certain favorite game of mine, though, a lagomorph is a cross between a wolverine and a rabbit. That's why I mentioned the rabbit-wolverine socializing thing. In the description, my favorite version of a lagomorph looks like a regular bunny except they have the jaws of a wolverine, so their heads are water-melon shaped. Alright, onto the good stuff! Btw, this will be longer than the others.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sam & Max, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Artemis Fowl, Codename: Kids Next Door, or Batman.

"… And this is the bathroom." Dudley gave a hand gesture to the public drinking fountain. Jackie turned a little green, but it soon faded away as Kitty was suddenly heard yelling "Dudley, get in here!" Dudley quickly walked into the main room, scooping Jackie up bridal style. Jackie almost fainted from this indirect hug he was giving her.

He quickly ran in and set her down as Kitty was talking to the Chief.

Jackie was saddened as she was set down, but her ears perked up as she heard the two, now three, talking about her.

"… But Chief!"

"No, no Kitty. I know you want to protect your niece, but this new device Keswick whipped up will make sure she won't even get a scratch. You want her to have a good time, don't you?" She saw Kitty have steam once more pouring out of her ears until she angrily said "Oh, so you think that she won't have fun just hanging out with me?" No reply came from anyone.

"Well," Dudley was about to try to compliment her until he decided to take a different direction. "She might be able to help up with those ears of her." Kitty scoffed and rolled her eyes as she said "Dudley, we both have excelled hearing." Chief sighed and finally said "Alright Kitty. You can have your way." They all turned to see the lagomorph standing right behind them. She almost immediately asked "Why can't I come? The dog-kangaroo-thingy will keep me protected with something! Pleeeeaaase?" She looked up at Kitty, making her eyes as huge as possible. Kitty gave her a stern look, but she frowned a little and put on her best sad face. Kitty's face softened and she eventually said "Alright, alright. You can come." She sounded exasperated as if not wanting to take two kids along, but she gave a small smile when Jackie immediately perked up.

"Yay! Let's go right now!" Jackie was practically bouncing on her heels now as Kitty and Dudley rushed to the T.U.F.F. mobile.

"Ooh! Wow! This reminds me so much of the Bat-mobile!" Kitty and Dudley frowned as they saw the resemblance. It looked like an animal, it was pitch-black, and it had a lot of spy gadgets. They quickly shooed the thought away as Jackie pulled them both in and hopped into the backseat.

"Alright, Jackie, here you go." Dudley handed her a small box (not cube, box) that had a red button on it and four rectangular holes on the rectangular sides. He placed it on the middle of her dress and pressed the button. As soon as he quickly pulled back his hand, the box sprayed some yellow liquid onto her which quickly soaked in and disappeared, leaving her fluffy and her dress dry. She gave a curious eye before Kitty informed her "It sprayed a chemical into your skin so that, yes, you will be hurt, but the white blood cells quickly and efficiently attack any germs and heal any wounds you have within seconds. It might hurt during the healing process, but it definitely works." Jackie smiled and said "Alright, now what are we doing?"

Kitty started up the car before saying "We're gonna catch the Chameleon. Have you heard of him?" Jackie smiled and said "You mean the salad dressing?" Kitty let out a soft laugh before saying "He has a suit that can transform him into anything he wants." Jackie gasped and smiled as they quickly turned a sharp corner. Eventually they arrived at a hospital where the Chameleon was currently recovering from a serious injury from the last case. He was about to be set free from the hospital when Kitty and Dudley stepped up to handcuff him.

"Not so fast Chameleon. Just because you spent your time surrounding by a bunch of ill people doesn't mean you won't go to prison." The Chameleon didn't say anything, just stared at the two, and then his eyes layed on the lagomorph.

"Ooh, and who's this little specimen you two have? Did she commit a crime? I suppose not. Did I do a crime? NO! I was just sneaking in to take some nuclear weapons D.O.O.M. stole from me." Kitty sneered as she threw him into the back of the car. They quickly stripped him of his suit, having thrown a blanket over him first, and gave it to Jackie to hold onto. Her devious mind she got from Max suddenly gave her an idea. It was perfect.

Once they arrived at T.U.F.F. Headquarters, they lifted him out of the backseat and dragged him in, putting a complicated-looking blindfold on him.

"Alright Chameleon, since you can obviously sneak out of prison while having learned nothing, we decided we have to take you to Headquarters to do your time." He gave a huge grin, but it immediately disappeared as soon as she was done saying "As an activity you can and will do here, you will be tested on for Keswick's experiments, to make sure they are generally safe to the public." Dudley turned to Jackie and said "I'll take that suit now… Thanks!" Jackie waved good-bye as Dudley took the suit into a large vault. She gave an evil grin when he was gone. She pulled out the real Chameleon's suit, thinking it was devious of her to give him a regular prison suit, just quickly rubbed on with bitumen-13 and had green chalk make fancy patterns. Thank goodness for that case in Hoboken involving all of that rock and chalk.

She slipped into the real lavatory and quickly jumped into a stall. She slipped her dress of and untied her bowtie. She placed these on the wooden stump, making a mental note to immediately clean them, and slipped into the Chameleon's suit. It was the right size for her thinness, but it was a little too long, and the tail part was completely useless, since she didn't even have a tail. It happened after the incident back at LEP. She slipped the hat part on which was a bit misshaped, but she made it work. She concentrated and concentrated until she finally morphed into what she had desired. She ran out and looked at herself in a mirror.

"Perfect."

"Dudley, have you seen Jackie? I can't find her!" Kitty's hair was in a tangled mess from practically ripping it out and her fur was standing straight. Dudley shrugged and said "She left a note. It said she was going to her house to get something she forgot." Kitty seemed to instantly relax as she plopped down in the seat next to him.

"Here, have a bagel. You look like you could eat a truckload right now." Dudley and Kitty smiled at each other until Kitty turned to grab a bagel. Just before she did, though, the Chief hopped in and said "Great news! We have a new custodian!" Dudley and Kitty turned around, wondering when they ever needed the position of a custodian, until they saw the crumbs, the blood/ketchup stains, a mouse here and there, yes, the kind that don't talk, and the mildew growing here and there. They fully turned around to see the Chief standing next to a woman about their age.

Kitty smiled and stood up to greet her while Dudley just drooled on himself. There, standing next to Chief, was a cold stone fox. Well, technically a wolf, but she looked absolutely gorgeous, and even a bit sexy.

She was a wolf, about their height as well, that had grey fur all over, a bit of white on the end of her tail and around her snout, the tips of her ears, her paws, and her stomach and chest. She was skinny, yet well-built and had the stunning yellow eyes of an enchantress. Her tail was long and fluffy, and her ears looked razor-sharp like her pearl-white teeth. She didn't show her gorgeous jaws off, though. She just smiled and waved. No, she was not naked. She managed to add an ivory halter-top and a short, pale skirt. She even got the fur on her head to grow a little long so as to give her a haircut that made her look even more beholding. And Dudley definitely wanted to hold her. Or, at least her hand in marriage. (A/N: We all saw how quickly and far he took Frenchy or whatever the fake poodle's name was.)

She was also wearing a nametag that said "Hi, my name is Rose." She was more creative than the Chameleon; we all have to admit that. When she saw Dudley's tongue hanging out of his mouth, she blushed and said "Um, hi, my name's Rose." Dudley quickly jumped up and sped past Kitty and shook her paw furiously as he said "Hi Rose! That's a really pretty name! My name's Dudley!" "Rose" blushed at him calling her pretty once more and said "I like your name." He smiled greatly and suddenly frowned.

"Uhm, urgh, I think…" He suddenly ran over to a dead plant and barfed in the dry soil that surrounded it. Rose wanted to throw up herself, but he quickly rushed to the drinking fountain and continued to hurl some more.

"Hi, welcome Rose," Kitty said. Rose smiled and said "Hi Kitty! Oops! I, uh…" She couldn't find any way to cover up her mistake, but Kitty quickly caught on. She wasn't stupid after all.

"Oh my gosh, Jackie? Is that you?" Rose sighed and said "Yeah, it's me." Kitty's light bulb quickly turned on and she said "You stole the Chameleon's suit?" (A/N: By now the Chief left.)

"Yeah, I guess I wanted to make Dudley like me, so I stole the suit and went through one of Keswick's photo albums of old girlfriends." Kitty was dumbfounded by the fact her sweet niece stole the Chameleons suit, has a crush on Dudley, and the fact that Keswick had a girlfriend that looked so bewitching!

"Pleeeaaassseee don't tell Dudley. I don't want him to hate me! That would be so awful! Please please please please please!" Kitty eventually sighed after much more pleading and said "Alright, alright, I won't tell him. You do know that you're gonna have to take off that suit, though, right?" Jackie sighed and said "Yes." She gave a little frown before turning around and heading for the bathroom. She stepped in and something suddenly occurred to her.

"She never said when I had to take the suit off." She smiled deviously once more and poked her head out of the door. She looked around until she saw Dudley. She spotted Kitty walking to her cubicle and decided this was a good time to talk to him.

"Hey Dudley," she said as soon as she was within his hearing distance.

"Oh, uh, hey Rose!" Dudley said uncertainly. He felt his stomach moan some more, but he tried to ignore it the best he could and said "So, I was wondering, would you like to do something? With me? Later?" Jackie smiled and said "Like a date?" Dudley spun around and threw up again. He slowly turned around and bobbed his head up and down. She practically oozed happiness, not even paying attention to the slight vomit surrounding his mouth, and said "Sure! Where should we go?" Dudley smiled and said "I know this great restaurant in this really fancy elevator!" Rose thought this was odd, but agreed anyways.

"Great! I'll see you tonight, then? At eight o' clock?" Rose shook her head and practically melted when Dudley wrapped his strong arms around her and said "Awesome! I'll get ready right now!" He sped off, not paying attention to Rose shouting to him saying "Wait, it's only four thirty!" She smiled and thought 'Wow, I'm going on a date! With Dudley! I love today!' She suddenly thought about Dudley asking advice from Kitty and she mentally kicked herself. 'Well, if I'm lucky, he probably knows what to do. Then again, that means this won't be his first date. Oh well.' She then went into the bathroom and changed. She, with a great effort of strength, lifted up the log and set his suit underneath the log, hiding it for now.

And there you have it! I really need more reviews… Anyways, what has Jackie done? I wonder what she'll say if and when Dudley proposes… Should she say yes or no? This is a question I have yet to answer… Oh god. I just got an image in my head. Eww…