Dear Mr. England.
Ahh I rmember you. You are friends with the loud American man! ah yes, it would be very great if we became friends. Please, Don't let big brother get to you, yes he's a big fat...tomato head but he means well...sometimes. But tell Ms Fairy I said hello and I would like to be friends with her.
As for your pasta problem I will send over a box! As sign of friendship. Inside will be many types of pasta and step by steps of how to make it. I will even give you one jar of my home made pasta sauce! Though the stiking of the noodles, I am afraid that maybe you have not placed in Vegitble oil in so it wont? Ah I will hadd that in. I will also add in pictures of me!
hrm well it seems I am in need of more white flags so I must get going. I hope it all goes very well. Tell Ms Fairy and the bloody frog I send my greetings.
Hasta la pasta
Feliciano Vargas
P.S. Please work on your Pizza, it's kinda disgusting.
Ciao!