Married Gay Party-Beast

By Mirror and Shadow

Harry blinked his eyes open, immediately realizing that he was in neither one of his beds and that the person was beside him was not Aaron.

He shot upright.

Yup, definitely neither house.

Dreading what he would see, he turned.

"FUCK THAT BASTARD!"

Snape shot up and made to pull out his wand only to look horrified that it was not there before being even more horrified to see who he was lying next to.

"WHEN I SEE THAT MAN I WILL TURN HIM IN TO EUNUCH FASTER THAT HE CAN BLINK!"

"As long as I get to beat him till he's half dead before forcing him to heal the muggle way."

The two took one look at each other before apparating to the ministry.

Anything they were about to say was lost in the sea of worried angry and complaining people, as well as a deafening roar from below.

Harry forced his way to the desk. "What's going on?"

The woman didn't look up from the forms she was filling out. "Rouge vampire was arrested this morning for attempting to kill Dumbledore. He half killed two people when we brought him in."

Harry paled considerably. "And, if I may ask, what's today's date?"

"August 15th."

Harry cursed. "Dammit! I need my bag. Snape, go back to wherever the hell we were and look for a red bag. Bring it here and fast." He turned to the woman. "Where is he – the vampire I mean?"

The woman looked at him strangely. "3 levels below us."

Taking advantage of the fact that everybody was staring at him he half screamed: "If one of you doesn't take me to see the recently arrested vampire all of you will be spayed, neutered, or dead by the time this day is done!"

Snape returned with requested bag a split second before the crowd recovered from their shock and began pushing and shoving them towards the lifts.

Half the crowd (including Snape and Harry) squeezed into one.

They eagerly led Harry to cell eight, were aurors were at their wits end trying to fully subdue the crazed vamp.

"MOVE!" Harry screamed so violently the aurors nearly had a heart attack.

Harry quickly downed a blood replenishing potion before slowly walking forward.

"Come on Aaron. I know what you need. Come on. That's it." Harry smiled as Aaron latched on to his neck. "That's a good boy. There you go."

"What are you doing?"

Harry smiled encouragingly at Snape over Aaron's shoulder. "It's been two weeks, and Aaron either hasn't been able two, or he's been too preoccupied with finding me to think about it. Dumbledore probably popped up at his place to get something and got attacked. It's okay, I'm used to it, and he's almost done."

It was true, for a few minutes later, Aaron pulled away, regarding Harry as if he had just seen him.

"When did you get…? What…? Where are we!"

"The ministry. You got arrested for attacking Dumbledore."

"I attacked Dumbledore?"

Harry nodded. "You got arrested and sent here."

Aaron stopped him and assumed his older brotherly posture and tone. "Where the hell were you for two weeks! I couldn't find you anywhere, and you know how I get when I can't find you!"

"I don't know where I was! But I have a strong feeling it involves Dumbledore."

Aaron's eyes turned red. Harry grabbed both his hands and put on his 'if-you-do-something-stupid-i-will-tell-every-man-you-have-a-mysterius-rash-in-a-most-hateful-and-insulting-place' face. "Don't you dare! We still don't know everything and I want proof before run off and torture him."

Aaron sighed. "Fine, brat. What do you know?"

"That I was missing for two weeks, that I 'm wearing someone else's pyjamas and that I am going to pass out in fifteen seconds."

"We were in one of Dumbledore's houses." Snape spoke up as Aaron caught his baby brother. "Fawkes told me when I was looking for his purse. Dumbledore stunned us both, kidnapped us, used the imperious on us and both bonded us and watched us consummate it."

Aaron shuddered and frowned. "You can talk to Fawkes?"

Harry had told him about the phoenix.

Snape nodded. "I can talk to phoenixes, doves, ravens, unicorns, squirrels, and the occasional dolphin."

Aaron whistled in appreciation. He sighed. "We can't talk here. Come. Privet Drive and I'll show you to my house."

Clutching Harry close to his chest, he apparated, Snape following close behind.

Is this a dud? is it good enough? do you like my commentary?

say what you're going to say, dammit! forgive him, he hasn't gotten any for a while now. Riiiiiiight. anyway, review and tell us what you think. please, for our sake. Mirror is a bit... what! what am i! what were you about to call me bitch! shut up, damn you! this is why you havent gotten any! you act like a fuckig ive year old! regains compusiour sorry. end it, Catty, baby.

they're going at it, so this gives me a good excuse to duck out of the argument. Shadow uses some really bad launguage when he gets angry, and Mirror likes to puch his buttons.

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