Furuba Fight: Chapter Two- Cat in a Vent!

Yori: Wow, it seems like just yesterday I was posting chapter one… Why, now I remember! It was yesterday! Oh, I must be the smartest person on planet Earth! (or… maybe not… after all, I'm writing THIS)

(Yoshe and Hyper Rabbit are still hurting each other)

Yori: …I give up. But onto a more idiotic subject, I bought a KYO PLUSHIE today! It's adorable! Hahaha! Alright, on to the story; I think you should know by now that I most certainly do not own this Anime, or the characters. If you think I do… well, I'll have to call the men in white coats, and you will be forced to talk to another person in a white room, who's you to saying, "I'm glad you're here… most people get freaked out by me… Byaughfroofromcatcapoo!" I'm sure that would freak you out very much.

Let the Maki ROLL!

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"So!" Yori was wearing an army uniform, and had become the team's commanding officer. The two enemy teams were in separate rooms (Tohru's and Shigure's), and were deciding their battle plans. "So! We're going to listen in on their battle plan, and form ours around theirs! Any questions?"

Of course, Tohru raised her hand first. "Oh, Yori-chan that's a wonderful idea! May I be the spy, please!? It sounds so fun!" She clasped her hands together, and her eyes were shining with excitement. "I've never been able to do something like that before!"

Kyo snorted.

Yuki whispered to Yori, "Yori, what are we supposed to do? She's a first-class klutz! (A/N: I know, I insult her a lot in this, but in truth, she and Kyo are my favorite characters, just to clear any suspicions) We really don't want to hurt her feelings, though…"

Yori gave her sister a reassuring smile, as Kyo and Tohru were just sitting there, wondering what in the world they were discussing. "I got this all planned out last night. Don't worry about Tohru." (A/N: This chapter takes place the next morning) Yori raised her voice so that the other teammates could hear, "Tohru, sorry, but we won't be spying through doors or windows… I chose a much better way that Yuki and Shigure could never accomplish, seeing as there are no girls on their team…"

Everyone gave her a strange look. She added, "I chose the vents as our spying path. Unfortunately, only one of us could be able to fit through…"

Tohru stuttered, "Ah, you want me to go through the vents!?"

Kyo, on the other hand, knew who she was referring to. He made a bolt for the door, but was still caught. Yori grabbed his arm and pulled him back with all the strength that she could muster.

"Let go!" Kyo got out of her grasp.

"Quick, Tohru! Catch that cat!" Yuki hollered.

"Neh!" She tried to catch Kyo, but ended up tripping as he dodged. "Eh! I can't catch him! What's going on!?" As she was freaking out, the twins managed to catch him gain, but it took all their strength just to keep a hold of his arms.

"Tohru, get him now! Hug him before we lose our grip!" Yuki yelled. Tohru made a mad dash for Kyo once again; however, her ditzy mind still had no idea what was going on. She closed her eyes, jumped, heard a scream, a poof, and then a bunch of laughter.

Tohru opened her eyes to see Kyo in cat form, staring up at her with vicious eyes. "Die, all you stupid women! You must all die a horrible death!" He shouted at the top of his lungs.

In the next room…

Shigure and Yuki Sohma were sitting quietly at their desks, as they heard Kyo's loud screams of frustration.

They did nothing but shrug their shoulders and ignore it.

Back to the idiots in the first room…

"Oy! What if I change back in the vents and get stuck!? What happens then!? Did you plan that out, too, YORI!?" Kyo shouted with less volume. He was angry, but didn't want the other team to know what was going on. "WELL!? Did you think about that!?"

Yori nodded her head slowly. "Of course, but it's a risk we'll have to take if we want to win. There's no choice, Kyo-kun…" Then she gave a bright smile. "Tohru, give him a refresh hug, and stuff him in the vent!"

Tohru obeyed as Kyo tried to wriggle away. "Let go of me, you dumb women! (A/N: Note that he is talking to all of them) Hey, are you listening to me?" Tohru put him in the vent. "I said- let me-"

"SHUT YOUR TRAP AND MOVE YOUR CARCASS, MAGGOOOOT!!" Yori and Yuki screeched. Tohru was fumbling around, trying to avoid the angry glares. Kyo hissed at them and gave up after that. No amount of screeching would change their hard-headed minds. Yori gave a satisfied smile. "Good luck, maggot."

"Whatever!" He sneered. 'Oy. This is going to be a long day.'

Well, Kyo, you're right about that.

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Kyo reached Shigure's room after a few minutes of following their voices. From what he could hear, Yuki wasn't agreeing to too many things that Shigure was proposing. Kyo didn't understand how Yuki would want to be on his team in the first place. 'It doesn't matter, anyways…' He thought, snickering, 'Any side he's on is the losing side.'

Shigure was coming up with a new proposition in his mind. "Let's see… Since you didn't agree to the one where we make them think that it's raining ducks…" He scratched his chin in thought, "Let's try to steal Tohru!"

Yuki sighed and put rested his head on one of his hands. (Hyper Rabbit: You mean, the hand that's attached to his body, or the one that he stole from the graveyard? Yori: Shut your trap! Of course it's his hand!) "We've had that plan since the beginning. But, if that's all you have…" Yuki sat up straight again. (Hyper Rabbit: and threw the dead hand away! Ah, so he must go back to the gravesite for another… Yori: That's it! Stop stopping my STORYYYY!) He locked his eyes on Shigure's. "Once, again. Don't forget the deal we made yesterday."

Shigure blinked stupidly. "Deal? We made a deal?" He racked his mind trying to think of what he might have agreed to.

"You know, the one where I…" Yuki took a piece of chicken out of Shigure's mini fridge and ripped its skin off.

Shigure gulped. "Right. That deal…" He looked away from his suspicious teammate, who was now eating away at the rest of the chicken, glaring at him murderously. The novelist tried to think of some way that he could get away. "Ah! I know! I'll go shopping while you work your magic on Tohru-chan!" He stood up quickly in a hurry to get out.

Yuki stopped him. "It seems like I'm the one doing all the work, you know." He snapped. "Your shopping for battle supplies, am I right?" His glare got even worse. "Right!?"

Shigure chuckled with fear still in his voice. "Why, of course I am, Yuki! What else would a guy like me shop for at a time like this?" (Hyper Rabbit: It has three syllables… is something a lot of women wear… and to me, is totally gross! It is called… Lingerie! Yori: You're really bugging me, you know that?)

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Kyo was making his way down the vent once again. He moved as quickly as possible without the others hearing. At least, that's what he thought.

"Kyo, is that you?" He heard Yori ask. "I hope you weren't that loud going down there. If they heard you, it's all over."

"Shut up!" He snapped. "I know that!" Kyo gave an annoyed sigh once he reached the end. "Let me outta here so I can tell you all what their plan is."

Tohru was about to open the vent, when orange smoke encircled them. They heard a bang as the vent fell to the floor. "Whoah!" Kyo gave a loud scream as he became his human form.

This was what he feared in the first place. The cat was now stuck in the vent.

"Kyo!" All the girls yelled. They rushed over to him as the smoke faded. "Hey, are you alright!?"

"No, I'm not alright, you idiots! I'm stuck! What, are you all blind!?" He yelled. His struggles against the metal vent were useless. "Augh! If it's strong enough to keep me in it, why wasn't it strong enough to hold me up!? Someone, get me out of here!"

The three girls (more or less, Tohru- the other two were busy laughing their heads off) tried pulling him out of the vent. Their (Hyper Rabbit: TOHRU'S!) efforts were useless. Tohru let go after a few minutes. "Kyo-kun, I don't know what we're supposed to do…" She whined.

He growled under his breath. "I'm turning Yori over to the police for this."

Yori gave one last laugh. "Oh? And what exactly are you going to tell them? That we forced you to take off your clothes and get into the vent? And what proof would you have!? You can't tell them the truth, unless you want the secret to get out. And if you erased their memories, they'd have to let us go, because to them, we'd be in there for no reason." She said. "Face it. You have nothing."

They went back to laughing, and Tohru and Kyo went back to struggling.

Kyo knew she was right- he really did have nothing. He gave a sigh of defeat as the door to Tohru's room opened. His two cousins stood there, staring at Team Vengeance in disbelief. Shigure started crying, "MY HOUSE! WHY MUST KYO WRECK MY HOUSE!?"

Yuki Sohma just shook his head and asked, "Honda-san, maybe you could explain what is going on?" He shot a dirty look at her teammates. "The others seem preoccupied at the moment."

"Oh- um…" She really didn't know how to answer. She didn't want to get her team in trouble. "Well, you see…"

"I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY WERE DOING!" Shigure screamed. "The only thing that I would like to know is…" He gave Kyo a strange look, "why is there a naked boy in my vent?"

Another anime fall x 89.

"Ah!" Yuki H. perked up. "I can answer that one! That dumb cat got too competitive! He wanted to spy on you all through the vents." Her voice got whiny. "We… tried to tell him not to, but, that idiotic cat just wouldn't listen…"

"Hey, now!" Kyo yelled.

The blue-eyed girl ignored him. "He hugged Tohru, and hopped into the vent… Right as soon as he did that, he changed right back into a human," She fake-cried into her hands. "That terrible boy has no shame!"

Kyo was starting to get extremely mad. "Why, I oughta!"

Shigure sniffed. "Whatever… I don't care any more. Kyo, don't break my house anymore. I'll make you pay for the repairs on this vent."

"WHAT?!"

"You heard him, you dumb cat." Yuki S. snapped. Team Pervy was walking (Shigure was crying) out of the room. As Shigure walked down the stairs to get to his car, Yuki turned back to Kyo and said, "Leave Honda-san alone, you disgusting cat."

"Urgh!" Kyo yelled. "When I get out of this, you are so dead!"

Yuki showed no sign of fear. He just smiled at the girls and walked off.

"Well," Yori laughed, "That was very amusing."

Tohru looked at her angry friend sadly. He avoided her gaze. "Thank you all! I'm so happy to be made out as a pervert!" he yelled. "Now get me out of this thing! You got me into it, and you're going to get me out! Why did I even agree to this stupid idea in the first place!?"

Suddenly, the twins felt very guilty. Tohru finally came up with an idea to get him out. "Here, I'll help." She said quietly. She hugged his neck and he turned back into a cat. "I'll go make some snacks." She tried to smile.

"Uh- Tohru!" Kyo stammered. "Urgh! I'll just talk to her later, when I'm in my human form again. It won't do much good when I'm like this. It'll be too weird…"

"Kyo, we're all sorry." Yori said. "After this is all over, we'll clear everything up with Yuki and Shigure. We'll even pay for the vent."

Kyo looked back at the twins. "Why did I agree to this? It's so stupid. I could be using this time to train… or…"

Yori and Yuki smiled at each other. "Kyo, it'll get better. You'll see. This battle has only just begun!"

Kyo changed back into a human. The twins shielded their eyes as he put on his clothes. "I hope you're right." He said. "I don't want to lose to that prissy rat-boy. If I bail out now, I'll never hear the end of it." He tried to regain his once lost posture. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a rat to poison." Their cat-like teammate walked off, muttering different rat poisons that he could slip into his cousin's drinks.

"Is he seriously going to poison Sohma-kun?" Yuki asked. "I want to beat him, but I don't want him dead!" she put her hands to her face, trying to get the terrible (but in her sister's mind, funny) thought out of her head. "That would be bad! Then we'd really be arrested!"

"Ah, Yuki…" Yori said. "Stop being so serious. This is a comedy, you know."

"What, now?"

"What, have you not realized that we're fictional, and that we're only here to make people laugh until their brains blow up?"

Yuki sighed. "In that, case, this chapter might have to be deleted."

Her sister gasped in shock at her sister's words. "How could you say that!? Oh, but you're right! AAK!" She shot up and ran out of the room. "I must go find the funnnyyyyyy!!"

Yuki yawned. "Whatever. I'm going to take a nap."

Yori shot back into the room. "Nuh-uh! You are coming with me to find that rat!"

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Kyo walked into the kitchen, looking for Tohru. "Hey, are you in here? Look, I'm sorry! Where are you?"

He heard talking from the livingroom. It was his cousin trying to get Tohru!

"Ah, Yuki- I'm… I don't know if that's such a good idea… I mean, I don't want my teammates to get mad at me… It would be awfully rude of me to do that to them… I'm very sorry…" She whimpered.

"Well, it's also not very fair that your team has more players than ours. I don't want to put you under too much pressure, Honda-san, but I would appreciate it if you would take it into consideration, okay?" He smiled at her.

"Um…"

Kyo was getting even angrier. As much as he knew that Yuki wouldn't force Tohru to do anything she didn't want to do, it still made his blood boil to know that she was the only one being put under that much pressure. He bounded into the livingroom and clutched Tohru's shoulder. "Forget it rat boy!" He said. "She's on our team, and that's where she's staying. If you're so concerned about numbers, then why don't you just go find a little rat girlfriend and make more teammates!? I hear they multiply fast!" He smirked. "Now, why don't you stop scaring my teammates with your girly attitude!?"

"Kyo-kun?" Tohru stammered. Needless to say, she was getting quite scared. "I'm fine, really! Everything is okay! Nothing happened! I just went to make snacks and ran into Yuki, and we started talking! That's all!"

Yuki, though at first shocked at Kyo's words, soon regained his composure. He gritted his teeth and said, "Well, Honda-san, I'll leave you alone, now. If you change your mind, you know where to find me." After she nodded vigorously, he said to Kyo, "Don't give her any of your fleas, you stupid cat."

"What, now!?" Kyo hissed. "If I'm not mistaken, you rats and your lice are what spread the Bubonic Plague, so I wouldn't be talking if I were you! You rats are mass murderers!"

Yuki gave his cousin a death glare, "Well, so we are; I think one more beast is about to go down to the rats." Satisfied with his comeback, Yuki turned his heels and began walking away. "Goodbye, Honda-san. I'll be waiting to hear your final decision."

"Not so fast!" The twins ran into the room. "No one who tries to steal our cook is going to get away unharmed!" Yori said. She jumped onto Yuki and hugged him. He turned into a rat and couldn't get away. The gray animal didn't know whether to feel stupid, annoyed, or angry.

"Alright, team, let's go cage this rat!" Yuki said.

Now he knew- frightened and helpless.

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Yori: Oh, no! Poor Yuki! What'll he do!? And Kyo, will he ever be able to control his emotions? Those rat comments were too much!

Hyper Rabbit: Yes, but they were very funny, and fit his personality very well. No… The multiplying remark kind of sounded like something that Shigure would say, had it not been for the tone of Kyo's voice.

Yori: I totally agree. But, didn't you think that I was acting way to much like Yoshe in this chapter? I was far too mean, even to Kyo, whom I love with all my heart…

Kagra: (Popping vein)

Hyper Rabbit: I would suggest not saying that around you boyfriend…

Yori: Oh, yes! You're right! Gomennasai! Hahaha! Now, answer my question, you weird rabbit-thing.

Hyper Rabbit: That's easy enough to explain. Yoshe is still busy drooling over Kyo, so you have to play a bit of her, too. This Fanfiction just wouldn't be as funny without someone like her. She's such an idiot!

Yori: Don't let her hear you say that. She'll kill you! Where is she, anyway?

Hyper Rabbit: Last I saw, they were taking her to the psychiatric ward.

Yori: …That's not good. She'll never get out…

Hyper Rabbit: Don't worry, I'll keep you company! (At this remark, Yori starts bawling her eyes out. Hyper Rabbit gets a sweatdrop) Now, didn't you tell me that you had some kind of poll thing to do?

Yori: (brightens) Yes! I remember! Here it is, reviewers:

Who is your favorite Original Character, and why?

Yoshe- the mean one who went to the Psychiatric ward?

Yori- The host that keeps making her boyfriend mad?

Yuki- The hyper one?

Hyper Rabbit- The extremely hyper and annoying rabbit-thingy?

Well? Who do you pick? I hope you like them all, but I sure wouldn't be surprised if one topped all the others!

Review, Please!

Kyo: AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!

It's okay Kyo, we understand what you mean… I think…