DAN X PhiL
Dan Howell was walking along in Colorado on his 420th time there, smoking weed. He was high AF, and he skyped Phil, who was in London the time. Dan said he went to Colorodo to SmOke WEED, cUz he liked it. So Dan went on an airplane, while high (on drugs and in altitude), and he went back to London, where he lives. So he went to his house, and made out with him. THey were having SUCH a good time, that things escalated VEEERY quickly. Eventually, Phil got pregnant. they named their CHild, Dan Jr. So they went onto Tumble, and quickly, all of the paparazzi took pictures of them holding Dan Jr, and it wuz EVERYWEHEr on TIME MAGAZIN. so they cryed of joy, and starrted MAKING out AGaIN!1!1111! So after they got DAN pregnant this time, they named the baby PHIL JUNIOR. So Shrek saw all of this, and decided to take the two childern, and he took them to his swamp. NOW WHEre was his sWamp"?/?/? Over there yonder in Louisiana. All of Europe was still there, Spain, Italy, England, Germany, France, Portugal, and even Russia was paying a visit. America was also just inspecting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) his lands (Florida), but he was in LOUISianA. so HE saw SHREK, and he lookede at FloRIDa, and started crying, when he saw Shrek, euROpe, DAN AND FIL JUNIOR. So America then went to Canada, and Started to cri. so CANAda, his wife, deicided to ask him waht was wrong. HE said DaN And PhlI had babies. So cANAda started crying, and visited FRANCE. France decided to start speeking france language, and visited AUSTraILia. Austrailia said they were onnly a rlly big island and couldnt help them at all. so austrailia started laffing, he said that FRAnce prob mistkaend him for AUSTRIA, so he wnet to AUSTRIa and he said to talk 2 GERMNAY, and germany said to cry. so france cried. DAn and phIl decided to get off of Tumble. THey sensed France crying, and they went to their next door cournyt, francia. So then THEY creid with FRANCEY. France then got b3tt3r, and told them where their childern were. wiTH SHREcK. So shrekc heard all of this BULLSHIT and then he gave DAN X PHIL their childern back.
Everyone cried after that.
THe universe imploded, once again.
THE FUCKING END. :D