Notes:Heya guys! I'm back! I know I promised to post the first chapter immediately, but it took me a long time to do it, and I want to apologize cause from the looks of the reviews I got, y'all have been waiting for this. So here's the latest chappie, and I hope you'll like it! Thanks for the support btw, keep it coming! ;)
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Kise woke up from his peaceful slumber with a smile next morning. He just dreamt that he and his little sweet Tetsumi have been married with Midorima as the priest, Aomine as his best man (wtf), Murasakibara as the wedding singer (wtf again cause the wedding song is Hey, Daydreamer) and Akashi as the flower girl (wtf again). But he can't be choosy. Not if it meant him marrying Tetsumi. *insert sparkle eyes and heart eyes and heart emojis*
He was humming the particular song while preparing for school. While walking to Teiko he even tried to sing it, earning some sparkling eyes from the passing teenage girls and girls at heart. He noticed it, but decided to ignore them. My heart is already for Kurokochii! He wanted to tell them, but unfortunately he can't. Maybe not yet.
The yellow-haired model opened the door of the Teiko basketball gym with a wide smile. "Good morning everyone!" He greeted with a loud and cheerful voice. Everyone in the gym greeted back with the same enthusiasm and got back to whatever they were doing earlier, whether it be practice or cleaning. And that's how he noticed that his fellow Generation of Miracles and even his beloved Tetsumi aren't even here yet, which is kind of odd since whenever he arrives usually either Akashi, Midorima and/or Murasakibara are already here.
"Hey, Taniguchi." He called out to the leader of the second string players who was mopping the floor. "Where are the others?"
"Oh, good morning Kise. Midorima attended the Medical First Aid Training at the auditorium together with Momoi and said that they would be a little late, Murasakibara got out to resupply his snacks, and Aomine went with him, saying about buying a new magazine. Akashi was doing patrol." Taniguchi reported.
If Akashi hears this, he usually punishes them for 'gossiping', but since all of the GoM are gone, they usually go to Taniguchi to report other members the reason why the first stringers are gone since he's the captain of the second stringers. Their coach only visits them every Friday and it's still Wednesday today.
"Oh." Kise remarked, absorbing the information. Well that makes sense. "How about Kurokochii?"
"Maybe late." Taniguchi replied. "I mean Kuroko did say something about buying some new sneakers today."
Kise scratched his head with a sheepish smile on his face. "Ah yeah, I remember now, hahaha.. Well maybe I should start practicing now without them.." He said with a down mood (Taniguchi couldn't tell if that was fake or real).
Another second stringer approached the two of them, interrupting their conversation. "Oh there you are Kise-san! Akashi-san gave me this for your training regimen. Akashi-san said you should at least finish half of this by the time they arrive or else you would receive something you wouldn't want to accept, or somewhere along those lines. By the way, good luck Kise-san!" He said and then vanished just as fast as he arrived.
Taniguchi chuckled a little from the other second stringers enthusiasm and patted Kise's left shoulder. "Well, good luck Kise. I think we should start our own training now or else Captain will kill us." He said and then ran off to the rest of second stringers and led to start their training (from hell).
Kise just threw a wrinkled, fake smile to them before looking at the paper that was given to him. After reading what was written there, he paled. He should have expected this.
Murasakibara and Aomine arrived at the gym only to see Kise (and some other players) almost puking their guts out. While Aomine found it amusing and laughed at the scene, Murasakibara offered the players water and some snacks for a quick break (since Akashi isn't there) but they immediately got back to practice after less than three minutes. Aomine laughed harder when he saw Kise almost crawling to the bench, asking for some water.
To which Murasakibara complied, ignoring Aomine's loud laughs. "Here you go, Kise-chin."
Kise immediately grabbed the water bottle and drank the contents empty from just three large gulps. "Thank you... Murasaki.. bara.. Hah.. One more.. please.."
The violet-haired giant wordlessly gave Kise another bottle, to which the latter drank half of it before pouring the rest of the contents to his head. "Oh, that feels good."
"HAHAHAHA! You should have seen your face Kise, you look like a zombie who just clawed himself from his grave! HAHAHAHA!" Aomine's harsh remark strikes again, making Kise roll his eyes.
"Maybe a zombie, but a fabulous one." A familiar female voice interrupted the indigo-head's laugh. "It's much better than a dark skinned zombie. Right, Ki-chan?"
Now it's Kise's turn to laugh. "HAHAHAHAHA! Dark skinned zombie... HAHAHAHAHA!" Kise laughed again, visualizing Aomine being a zombie.
"I don't think Aomine ever need to be a zombie Momoi. He already looks scary for the children." A low and serious but smooth voice said.
Aomine grumbled at the newcomers. "Ugh, Midorima, Satsuki. You should have stayed there longer."
"Harsh Dai-chan!" Momoi said before proceeding to slap her childhood bestfriend with a fan. "Akashi-kun will kill us if we don't start practicing! And besides why aren't you joining Ki-chan?!"
Aomine frowned, caressing the part where Momoi just slapped him. "Murasakibara and I just got here, woman. And can you shut the fuck up? You're too fucking loud!"
"Don't use swear words on a lady, Dai-chan!--"
"I see no lady and you don't care about what I want to say!"
"--And what do you mean by just got here, At-chan is already doing his push-ups! See?" The pink-haired girl answered back, pointing at Murasakibara who was doing push ups at the floor below the ring, which is a little far from the bench.
Murasakibara, you traitorous giant! Aomine wanted to shout. "B-but he just came here! With me! He even offered Kise water!"
"Still that is not an excuse for you not to start training!"
"I got tired from finding Mai-chan's exclusive magazine, why can't I take a break?!"
"Tell that to the players who were training since we guys have gone!"
"If you want to train, just train there fucking woman! Don't drag me!"
"Of course I had to drag you or our captain will kill you!"
"I don't care if he kills me, just shut your yammering woman!"
Momoi was surprised at what Aomine just said. "What do you mean by 'he'?! Akashi-kun's a 'she'!"
And it seemed to be mutual between her and Aomine. "What, now you're making Akashi a fucking gay?! Akashi is a 'he', woman! I thought you're good at Japanese!"
"Akashi is a 'she' you Dai-chan idiot!"
And that's Midorima's cue. "Uhmm, Momoi, are you okay? We all know Akashi is a male."
"What the hell do you mean, man? Akashi-captain is a girl." A second stringer answered.
Murasakibara and Kise, who overheard their conversation, started to walk to the bench with confused frowns.
Aomine laughed. "You guys just need oxygens in your brain. There are lots of water there!" He said pointing at the bench.
"Why are you making Aka-chin a female?" Murasakibara joined in.
"Because Akashi/Captain IS a female!" The second stringers plus Momoi chorused like pupils from the kindergarten answering to their teacher.
But Kise just laughed at them. Maybe that's just fatigue running through their brains, given that they're not as strong or as talented as the GoM. "Oh really? And after you tell us that Akashichii is a female, you're also going to tell us that Kurokochii is a male?"
The second stringers looked at each other before one of them answered. "Uh, yes? Because they are?"
The present GoM bursted in laughter. Even Midorima couldn't help but let out a small giggle. "Morons. Akashichii is a male and his name is Akashi Seijuro and it is Kurokochii who's female and her name is Kuroko Tetsumi!"
"I'm sorry, but I don't really appreciate the thought that you, Kise Ryouta, had made me a lesbian." A sophisticated but cold female voice had said from behind the GoM.
"Yeah. And I am not a girl either." Followed by a deep, male voice, which sent the second stringers scrambling back to their training within just five seconds. Momoi also left the scene and approached the second stringers while whistling.
The four members of GoM slowly turned around, only to see two people, a girl and a boy, wearing Teiko uniforms. The shorter one is a male that has teal-colored eyes and short hair, while the taller one is a female with heterochromatic scarlet-and-gold-colored eyes and long, scarlet hair. Their IDs shouted 'Kuroko Tetsuya' and 'Akashi Seira', respectively.
"Just so you may have forgotten your own teammates, I am Akashi Seira, your captain, and I know no such name as Akashi Seijuro. The one beside me is Kuroko Tetsuya, our Phantom Sixth Man, and not a certain Kuroko Tetsumi." The red-haired girl commented. "And I am totally unhappy about you banging your heads so hard that you made a genderbend for the two of us, but I am amused for the names you picked for our genderbenders. Perhaps you were reading a lot of light novels recently?"
The second stringers were surprised when they heard a loud *BLAG* sound and saw Aomine Daiki, Murasakibara Atsushi, Kise Ryouta and Midorima Shintarou unconscious on the floor.
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"...fatigue. They just needed some rest." It's what Kise first heard when he felt his consciousness back. He didn't open his eyes yet, but the voice was already a dead giveaway that the owner is a female. The voice was unfamiliar though.
A sigh was heard. "Akashi-kun, maybe you should at least decrease the harshness even for a bit." Said by a male voice.
"Hmph. They just banged their heads. Their training has nothing to do with them losing their consciousness. They trained worse before, Kuroko." A female voice replied.
"They did endure but I think it affected their minds. I mean, they did say that I am female and you're a male."
Kise slowly opened his yellow eyes, hoping that what he, or they saw earlier was just a dream, or a joke. But as his eyes landed on the three people in front of him, he wanted to cry. It wasn't a dream.
Kuroko Tetsumi is still a boy and Akashi Seijuro is still a girl.
They are still Kuroko Tetsuya and Akashi Seira.
Kise decided to close his eyes back while silently wishing for him to wake up. Like, really wake up so that Kuroko and Akashi could go back to their original genders.
Akashi sighed. "Well, I think I should give them a break for a little while. They did deserve it after winning the last game. But that doesn't mean I'll let them slide for that little, not funny joke."
"You're jokes aren't funny either."
"Okay, okay, that's enough bickering. You guys should go or you'll wake them up." The nurse scolded playfully. Both the redhead and the tealhead agreed and told the nurse to inform them once the unconscious GoM have woken up before they left.
The nurse waited for the two of them to vanish from her sight before closing the door of the infirmary and waving her hand, creating sparkles everywhere. She then waved her hand and the beds where Aomine, Kise, Murasakibara, and Midorima laid flipped magically, making them fall face flat to the floor.
"Okay ya bastards, I know y'all are already awake so can we please now stand up?" The nurse cheerfully stated, opposite to the four's reaction of falling from the bed magically. The unconscious GoM with the exception of Kise immediately woke up, grunting in pain.
"What the fuck?!" Aomine shouted while caressing his head, who just kissed with the floor. "We're patients, so you should treat us with care!"
"Funny how you say that when you couldn't even treat anyone with care, Aomine Daiki." The nurse said with dangerous glint in her eyes.
Kise's eyes narrowed. "Who the heck are you?"
"I'm glad you asked that." The nurse smiled. "I'm Lachesis, the one who decides what your destiny is and what will be, and I'm here to bestow you punishments for defying it."
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A/N: I finally updated~ Sorry if it took so long! Personal matters.
Anyway, a little fun fact about Lachesis is that she's one of the Moirai, or Fates, from Greek Mythology. She's the one who decides how long a person will live (measures the thread of life). She's also the one who decides what will happen in that person's life. I took interest in it because of Supernatural, when there's one episode where Atropos, Lachesis' sister, had shown up. She said then that her two older sisters (Lachesis and Clotho) are much more powerful than her, I researched about it and found Lachesis, who is fitting for this story. I know a little about her so her personality and character will be based by my own imagination.
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