YAHOOOOOIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is good. And crazy! The Second Eragon had to be sat on (which was disastrous) because he caught Arya snogging another GM (guest member) who she liked because he was cute (compared to the Second Eragon) and blond. Garrow scared Tomko the G.O. BY remaining invisible but splashing around next to her in the pool!
Bid'Daum took a dive into the sea, causing a small tsunami and an earthquake measuring 2.5 on the Richter scale, in process almost drowning the First Eragon. Pity it was just almost… meanwhile, in the salon…
"That feels good…" Ajihad said as he was having a massage. At the same time, Orik was shouting, "I do not want a beard-cut! I want you to braid it, estupido!" the hair salonist shrank back, nodded his head quickly and sped off, trying not to think about what would have happened if he remained there.when Orik returned to where King Hrothgar was, Hrothgar almost exploded. " How much have you spent on that horrendous braid, nephew?!"
"Umm… not too much…" Orik managed to stammer., his legs like the insides of a toasted marshmallow. "Well alright, I'll let you off this time, but DO NOT repeat this again." Orik sighed a gi-enormous(gigantuously enormous for your info) sigh of relief and scampered off.
"Who ate all the cheese?!" came the voice of an angry Daddy. "Umm……." We said simultaneously. As we forgot that Daddy's favourite breakfast was cheese toast, we did not stop Murtagh. But still! How are we supposed to know that Murtagh finished ALL the cheese? Then Sandra gave Murtagh a kick in the… where it hurts and knocked him unconscious. Arrrgh! How stupid could we be?!? We should have known that Murtagh would have gobbled up all the cheese!
For dinner, we were wearing identical clothes and eating identical meals- salmon, rice, lettuce and-" CHEESE!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!" yells Murtagh.
SANDRA:
Biff!!! "Candice," I say, almost absent-mindedly," I think I knocked him out." Candice turns around and looks over her chair. " Yup. An extra tip too, he's sporting double black-eyes."
"Whoo Babe!" I exclaimed with utter satisfaction. Across the table, Nasuada rolls her eyes.
"Puh- lease! Sandra Cook, so the drama!" a G.O. takes one look at the prostrate Murtagh on the floor, and hurries over. " please, please! We are a happy family here.
"Huh, ya think?" I scoffed. "and if you and your multicolored uniform do not get out of my way this instant, you're next on my knock-out list." The G.O. backed off, wishing her uniform wasn't quite a shade of all the colors of the rainbow.
Back at our room…
"Arya! WHAT in the world is your skimpy red bikini doing on MY teddy!" and just about as Oromis finished, he clamped his mouth shut. Arya grabbed her bikini and ran out of the room while Candice chanted " Oromis has a teddy bear! Oromis has a teddy bear!
CANDICE:
Wow! I can't believe it, OROMIS has a teddy bear! I wonder what the Second Eragon has. Definitely, he has Sandy's disapproval. She wants to kill him. Not that I blame her! And authors have all the power!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SANDRA:
Candy's so right. Both of us HATE that beastly do-gooder with 'da white dragon. Ugh!
CANDICE:
At least he's better than Erry-the-good.
SANDRA:
NO!
CANDICE:
You like him, then???
SANDRA:
NO!
CANDICE:
'Ya sure?
SANDRA:
YES!
CANDICE:
Oooooooooh!
SANDRA:
I mean no, yes! Yes, no! No, yes! Arrrgh!!!