Truth or Dare: Naruto Style!
By nightsilencesister
Chapter 2: TOTAL CHAOS!!
(A/N: Here's the next chapter. I hope you like it as much as you did for the first chapter!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Darn it.
When Ino was finally done crying, she managed to mutter out some words.
"Shino…sniff…truth or dare…"
"Truth, I suppose," Shino said.
"What…sniff…is your…snuffle…favorite…super sniff…TV show?"
"I don't have a favorite show," Shino replied. "I don't even watch TV."
"Gaara…truth or dare?"
"Dare," Gaara said.
"I dare you to do something stupid," Shino said.
"Like what?" Gaara asked.
"Ooh! Ooh! Run around the village nude!" Naruto said.
"No."
"Alright fine. Do the Chicken Dance or something," Naruto said.
"Whatever," Gaara said.
Then Gaara began to dance. (A/N: I'm telling you, he was doing it all wrong! I mean, he even didn't do the wing flaps!)
"My eyes!!" Temari yelled.
When Gaara was done, the puddle that Neji melted into suddenly turned into…Neji!
"Hey, Neji's back!" Naruto said. "Guess that water effect is only temporary."
"NARUTO…YOU IDIOT!!!" Neji growled angrily.
Then, it began to pour outside so hard it was like as if God was throwing rocks at us. Since the window was open, and Neji just so happened to be under the window, rain began to pour on Neji.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'M MELTING AGAIN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…" Neji screamed as he melted (again).
"…"
"Kankuro, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to show us your diary."
"Aaaarrrggh! I knew I shouldn't have kept a diary…fine here," Kankuro said as he handed over his (pink?) diary.
"Alright, let's see here," Sasuke said as he flipped to a random page.
"May 1st, 2007:
That stupid Gaara! He keeps stealing my make-up! Oh well, I'll have to buy some more later. And that Naruto kid is getting on my last nerve! Arrgh, calling my puppet a doll…I'll show him!"
"You called Kankuro's puppet a doll?" asked Sakura.
"Err…" Naruto said.
"Today was a wreck. My stupid allergy really sucks. I mean, I'm allergic to MILK, and this freaky lady stuffed yogurt balls into my mouth! Now my cheeks are all swollen up…"
"Snicker, snicker," snickered everyone.
"SHUT UP!" Kankuro complained.
"…but hopefully they'll wear off. The doctor said if I bathed myself in sand the cheeks would turn back to normal. But SOMEBODY was too selfish to lend some sand! Geez Louise…He was all like "Get your own sand! I need this sand to kill people!" and I was all like "Aw come on! Just a little?" and then he was all like "You want sand? Go to a sand box!" So I did, and all of the kids freaked because of my cheeks. Well at least I got some sand, and my cheeks went back to normal. Whew. Oh, and then I saved 15 on car insurance by switching to Geico! It's so easy, a caveman could do it!
End of Entry."
Everyone roared in laughter.
"Quiet! I don't have a problem!" Kankuro yelled, blushing red.
(A/N: That's the second chapter! I'll update soon! I promise!)
Fin