Hello subjects, it is !$b3L, once again I bring you fun and good times !!! I hope you review again. I got the idea from a quote from Mariska. There are a lot of quotes in here, so don't call me out like I dont know. Cause then it's gone be one. Sorry bout that :) Sorry about that too. If there are any grammar imperfections, excuse me. ♥
Story : 101 Oneshots
Disclaimer : Nope. Nein. NO ! Negatory.
Pairing : EO : )
Rating : T + ( Language and Adult Themes)
Chapter : OS (FLUFFY)
Summary : I wouldn't cry if you walked away, baby, I would die.
EO
Apartment of Casey Novak
"Damn you, Casey, I'm not wearing that" Olivia had just lost a bet. Casey laid before her a skin-tight, short pink sweater dress and hot pink pumps.
"You have to, or you go around naked" Casey said crossing her arms over her chest. Olivia had bet Casey that Munch could go a day without talking about a corruption in the government. Well, after much notification to Munch he had a slip of the tongue at lunch."Damn, Munch !" Olivia thought to herself.
"I'm just saying, why would you make a giant purple dinosaur the main character if dinosaurs are extinct they are basically imaginary, and you're teaching the children to go into secluded buildings with giant dinosaurs, why does Barney have to be touched by children to "walk erect" if you know what I'm saying, it's a government corruption- oops, sorry Liv" he said covering his mouth, but it was too late.
"Fuck you" Olivia said getting up from the table.
"I'm sorry" he said chasing after her.
"Munch, I will turn around and kick you in your balls, so help me God" she said.
"I can't wear that, I'm going out with Elliot tonight" she pleaded with her.
"You dress like a slut whenever you go out with him anyway !" Casey exclaimed throwing her hands up in reason. Olivia smacked her on the arm and Casey winced in pain. "I am not a slut !" Olivia shouted, basically allowing everyone in Casey's apartment to hear her predicament.
" I don't know about that..." Casey said, allowing her eyes to roam so she didn't make contact with her eyes of fury.
"What are you implying !" Olivia said angrily.
"Well, you do anything and everything he tells you to do, you started wearing skirts when you two started dating, and not to mention John and I caught you two last week in an interrogation room, well, you know" she said putting her hands in her jean back pocket. She looked down at her foot and whistled uncomfortably.
Olivia gave her the hell holding stare she gave people when she was silently judging them. "Bitch" she mumbled grabbing her purse and pulling it on her shoulders.
"No, you don't have to leave, I'm just saying, whatever the hell they did to you in Oregon changed you into a full blown Cosmo girl. I didn't mean to call you a slut, I'm sorry" Casey apologized solemnly.Olivia smiled and hugged her "You still have to wear this" she laughed throwing the dress at her.
"So where exactly are you and your sugar daddy going" Casey said running her hands through her now brunette hair.
"We're going to Central Park for a picnic" she smiled brightly, her thoughts trailing to Elliot. Of course she'd never admit it but she had turn into a bit of a slut. And to tell the truth, she enjoyed it. She enjoyed being able to be seen as vulnerable, to burst out of that shell as just a superwoman. She thanked God for Elliot. Her superman.
"Oh, have fun" Casey said patting her arm playfully.
"Don't worry I will" Olivia winked.
"PUT THE OUTFIT ON !" Casey shrieked, just when Olivia thought she was going to get away with it.
"Damn it" Olivia said making her way to Casey's bathroom.
EO
Apartment of Elliot Stabler
Olivia drove to Elliot's house, she was already about 30 minutes late. She didn't want him seeing her in this. She looked like a hooker. "A very expensive hooker" she thought to herself, trying to make herself feel better. She parked in his driveway next to his car and maneuvered out without herself being put on exhibit for all of suburban Queens.
"Hey, baby" Elliot greeted her at the door giving her a hug and a once-over. "What's this" he said tugging on the end of her dress.
"My dress" she smiled going into his house and taking a seat on the couch.
"You're wearing that" he said. "You look like a slu-" Olivia cut him off
"I am not a slut" Olivia said angrily, standing up in front of him.
"Of course not" he said holding her hips and bringing her closer to him. He kissed her softly and smiled.She looked up at him and kissed him, placing her hands on his strong chest. He lowered his hands at the bottom of her dress and lifted it up, smirking slyly. She swatted his hand away.
"You DO think I'm a slut !" she shouted backing away from him pulling her dress back down.
"No, I don't" he shouted back just as angry walking up to her. She took a few steps back and fell down on his couch, his eyes boring a hole into hers."Don't put words in my mouth" Elliot said.
"I'm sorry" she said grabbing his hands and pulling him onto the couch.She kissed him softly "I love it when you're angry" she said licking her lips.
"We gotta go" Elliot said getting up and picking up a picnet basket and blanket off of his dining room table.
EO
Central Park
"Elliot, do you think I'm pretty" Olivia asked out of the blue.
"No". he answered simply.
Olivia was puzzled "Do you think I'm fat" she said seeing where this would lead.
"Yes, of course" he said again.
"Do you want to be with me forever" she asked, taking his hands in hers.
"No, Liv" he told her blankly.
"Would you cry if I walked away" she said, tears forming in her eyes. She couldn't believe him, I guess this relationship was just a joke. Maybe she was a slut. She waited anxiously for his answer.
"No" he said.
She had heard enough of this and she got up and started to walk away. He ran after her and whispered in her ear "You're not pretty, you're beautiful, and the only thing fat about you is your heart, I don't want to be with you forever, I need to, baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away I would die" he kissed her and spun her around to face him.
She wiped away the tear that she let fall and said to him "I wanna be the one you can talk to, someone you can trust, that you can try new things with, most importantly the one you love." she said, taking his hands and starting to cry again. She was crying way too much tonight. Thats her limit for the year.
"I could spend all night on the phone with you, I trust you with everything I own, I'll do anything for you, and I love you more than my heart's capacity" he said looking into her brown eyes and getting lost. He never knew he could love anyone like this. He never thought he would be the one finding himself singing love songs in the most random places as he always did. Spending late nights on the phone, because he couldn't get to sleep over a bad case. She was all he could think about. All he wanted to think about. He felt like a teenager, first discovering love.
"Okay, baby, I'm giving you the power to break my heart, and trusting that you won't ... please don't" she said, sniffling lightly.Too many broken hearts. She was trusting him, she loved him more than anything in the world and after seeing the disappointments she'd seen. She didn't need this relationship to fail. This was the best relationship she had been in and she wanted, no she needed, it to last forever.
"Never" he said wrapping his arm around her.
"This night would be so much more romantic if I didn't look like a hooker" Olivia joked pulling her skirt down.
"You'll always look beautiful to me, Olivia" Elliot said lifting her chin with his fingers. She smiled and kissed him smoothly. He kissed her back passionately.
"The moon is so pretty tonight" Olivia said leaning back into Elliot's arms. She looked up at him and he smiled lovingly. Any other time the position they were in would have Elliot in her skirt in a matter of seconds. She was in between his legs and they had stayed that way for the rest of their moonlight picnic.
"But not as pretty as you" he said folding his hands under her breasts.
"Elliot, I'm sorry about earlier, I didn't mean to hurt you" she said clasping her hands over his.
"Baby, I'm not hurt, I don't want you worrying about what other people think of us, you can be a slut if you want to, be my guest" he said, chuckling lightly. She swatted his hand playfully.
"I got you something" she said digging into her purse. She pulled out a small, carefully wrapped box.
"A gift, for me ?!" he said sarcastically. He took it out of her hands and unwrapped it slowly. A watch - a rolex to be more specific. How did she afford this. She's a detective for God sakes.
"I got it engraved, honey" she said, smiling proudly. She had spent nearly half her paycheck on that damn thing.But the look on his face when he saw it was priceless.
"I'll love you forever - Liv" he read aloud. He stood up quietly and wiped the tears that threatened to fall.
"I'll be right back" Elliot said making his way to his car. He came back with a box with a giant blue bow on top of it.
She opened it and found a pink night dress with an OS on printed on it."What's the OS stand for" she questioned. She pulled the dress out in front of her and something fell out. She held it in front of her face.
She placed the dress back and the box and watched Elliot, he had gotten on his knees while she observed the dress.
"Will you marry me, Olivia Stabler ?" he asked her, as he smiled holding up an engagement ring, smiling brightly at her. She almost forgot that it was night time.
She looked down at him and cried softly. She began nodding her head surely. He slipped on the ring and hugged her, lifting her off the ground.
"I love you and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you, I hope we'll be together forever" she said wrapping her arms around his neck.
"I love you, too and baby, there's no hoping, I know we'll be together forever." he said holding her hips and kissing her lightly. She laughed quietly.
"Olivia..." Elliot started."Hmm ?" she said. "How in the HELL, did we afford any of this" he said, not letting go of her hips.
EO
Done ! What'd you think ! Too fluffy, to romantic... needs more angst. TELL ME PEOPLE 3 I thrive on this kind of stuff. Even if it's two words. Just do IT! Just SAY YES ! please... for my baby's sake. Okay, i don't actually have a baby, but hey, for my future baby.