Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers. OC Steelfang is mine and Mayday is Autobot-mayday's.

Warning: Twins are drunk and crazy!

Last time in the couples list I accidently put Sunstreaker and Bluestreak where together, it's actually Mayday and Sunny, so sorry Sunny/Blue fans.

I'd like to thank shadowstalker753 for the idea of this chapter and also MD for a big part of this story to. And to me mate, sparkmate and/or bonded is all the same.

Prowl, Smokescreen and Bluestreak are all bros, ok. Now you can read the story

"Prowl! Come on, I promise if you come to this one party I wont make you come to any more." Jazz whined to his mate.

"Now I know that's not true."

"Ok yeah probably but please!? Come on It's Smokey's Sparkday."

"So?"

"He's your brother!"

"That doesn't mean I forgive him. And you know how Smokescreen's parties can get."

"So? Look we'll go before Sides Sunny or Ironhide get into the high grade, ok?"

"…."

"Please Prowlie? Please please please pleasepleaseplease-" as Jazz went on and on Prowl knew that there whould be no other way to silence him, so he did the next best thing. He turned around from his desk wrapped his arms around Jazz's waist and kissed him. It was deep but quick. When they broke apart Jazz was slightly panting.

"Please?" Jazz had to ask.

"UGH." Prowl felt like he could have fallin over right there. He loved his sparkmate to death and beyond but Jazz could really run him up a wall sometimes.

"Fine, if it really, really means that much," he took a deep breath, "We'll go."

"Yay!" Jazz jumped up into Prowl's arms and kissed him on the cheek.

"Let's go!" Jazz pointed to the door as Prowl held him bridal style.

They walked into the Rec. room, holding hands. (mostly so Prowl couldn't get away.) They saw a drunken Sunny and Sides along with a tipsy Steelfang.

"OK their drunk lets go." Prowl said and went to turn away.

"Prooowl~" Jazz whinned.

Prowl stopped in his tracks and exhaled deeply and said "Fine, but when Ironhide get drunk were done."

"Deal!" Jazz dragged Prowl in.

"Sunny! We need to, go to- Rainbow city! Because Steelfang needs to get her- chimmyconga! From Donkey Kong because President Cheese took my Blankley!" Sideswipe yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Who the frag gave these two high grade?" Ratchet demanded, who was trying to control his urge to throw his wench of doom.

"Tracks! You son of a glitch, I told you! No touchy! Do you know fraggin how awesome- no amazing I look!? Mayday, Tell him!" Sunstreaker said, to a blue chair.

"Sunny, that's a chair. Not Tracks."

"But, I still look amazing right?"

"Yes, yes you do."

"Good! Now wheres that six tracked glitched head Tracks?"

"Why?"

"Because! I need to tell him how amazing I am and how awesome you are."

"Thanks Sunny… I think."

"Ratch, can I get a cup of high grade now?"

"Maybe, if."

"If?"

"You get me one and c'mer." Ratchet motioned with his finger. Ironhide leaned down and Ratchet pulled him into a kiss. When they pulled away Ironhide's eyes where closed and he said, "humm, I don't mind that deal."

"Prowler! Come er! Bay bro!" Smokescreen said getting up to hug his younger brother.

"Hi… Somkescreen."

"Come on bro, you know I didn't mean it, and I'm sorry."

"I'm know you didn't mean it but I'm still mad."

"Ok what if I get the twins out of here?"

"…didn't mean what?"

"There ya go. Yo Steelfang! Mayday!"

"Smokey! Waz up?" Steelfang said, she was alittle tipsy.

"Can you two kindly talk your…twins outta here?"

"Sure! Sides, come on!"

"Where we goin?"

"To get your blankie from the cheese President. You come Mayday?"

"Yeah. Sunny lets go."

"But-" Mayday silenced him by a kiss. As they pulled away Sunstreaker whined a lil.

"Oh Boo-frickin-who Sunny." Said Steelfang.

Jazz recalled that day, where he kinda had progress with Prowl. Normally he would have been mad at his brother for weeks moths on end sometimes. He also got Prowl to a party with a drunk Sideswipe and Sunstreaker.

Ok, that probably wasn't you idea of getting Prowl out of his shell, sorry but I wanted to do something funny. And I know you probably wanna see a drunk 'Hide, right? Well I kinda forgot about him oh well. Anyway reviews will help, thanks.