Tris POV
It's lunch time! Cake for me, cake for I, cake for Tris! I chant in my head. Four and I have our fingers interlocked walking down the halls of 5FH. We have been together for awhile now. He is amazing. He is gentle, supportive, loyal, and he is sexy!
I am brought out of my thoughts when the cook asks if I want gravy on my chicken fried steak. I obviously say yes. I get some mashed potatoes, pears, and a piece of Dauntless cake. Four carries my lunch. Oh, how I love him…
We sit down at our table full of friends and they say some sort of hello.
"Four, why did you carry Tris's tray over here?" Uriah pipes.
"I told him I would let him copy my Calculus homework, if he carried my stuff around," I barge in.
Before anything else can be said, Valerie, the new girl in my class, spills her tea on Four. Four jumps and I try to hold in my laugh. It looks like he peed his pants.
"Oh, I am so, so sorry. I didn't mean to, Four. Let me help," Valerie squeaks out. She starts to rub his pants with a napkin. I am just shocked now.
"Hey, you can s-stop. I'm fine," Four stutters. Oh my gosh. He only stutters when he is turned on. I figured that out when we were making out once.
Valerie doesn't stop. In fact, she rubs faster. I am trying my best to not laugh.
"Val-erie, stop!" Four hisses. Valerie stops and backs up revealing his bulging manhood. She looks like she caught someone shitting in her spaghetti. Valerie slowly backs away, and then runs out of the cafeteria.
When she is out of sight, everyone at the table cracks up laughing except Four and I. Four is blushing and has a frightful look in his eyes.
"Four, how dare you get aroused by another girl? I thought you loved me!" I scream trying to not laugh. He looks ashamed. Now all eyes are on us. This is hilarious.
"Tris, I can't help it. I told her stop!" he pleads.
"We are over!" I yell. He has a tear in his eye. "I'm sorry, I just had to do it. I think it is absolutely hilarious that you got aroused. You deserve it for taking my cake last week." With that out of the way, I give him a quick peck on the cheek, and eat his cake. He is just sitting there dumbfounded.
Zeke admits, "Well, that was awkward…"
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