LEGENDS LOST IN TIME: Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't Pokemon :(
(January 2021)
The world of Pokemon. A world filled with magical creatures known as Pokemon. They can range from different sizes to different types to different lifestyles. The work alongside humans either as pets, companions or as battle partners to become the very best!
The last couple of years have been very quiet for the pokemon world as we now go to a location that can only be inhabited by very few.
The Hall of Origin. Home of the legendary Pokemon.
Over the last five years, the legends had been rather mellow. Only 1 new legendary had been introduced into the hall, he goes by the name of Volcanion. He was quiet the nice guy, despite his rather intimidating appearance. And he is al-
CRASH!
A figure came crashing through a wall as a giant hole was now in it.
"Urg. RED! We don't have to fight. I didn't mention anything to Arceus!" A female called out. She had a small grey body with a long curly tail on its head with a purple finish to it. On the side of her head were two dull horns. She had purple tube like fingers and toes.
This was Mewtwo in her mega form Y.
A second figure emerged out of the hall. It had a red metallic body with a cannon on its back. Sky blue bug like eyes. A small chest with metal limbs going off it.
"STOP lying!" it yelled as it transformed into its flight form and rammed itself into the female.
This was the Red Genesect. Leader of the Genesect army.
Over the last 5 years, Arceus, the god of all Pokemon, somehow agreed to let the female Mewtwo and the Genesect army (Despite she hates the army) stay at the Hall.
Mewtwo eye's glowed a light blue as colourful lights appeared and struck into Genesect. This was Psystrike, her signature move. Genesect grunted in pain as he stopped to recover slightly as Mewtwo fled away. She hated fighting the Genesect army, but they couldn't get it through there thick heads that she was not there enemy.
"Hey Guys! It the RealG-DON here and today me and my friends are going to be playing with some fireworks. Yeah… it's going to hurt like a bitch." Groudon in his human form said speaking to a camera. Since coming back from the human world, he has taken doing videos for YouTube as a hobby.
"Right I have my friends, the thundaPussy! PinkFag pearl guy! Some bitch and Clyde Newman!" Groudon said. It was Raikou, Palkia, Regirock and Tornadus in human forms. "Yeah were going to get fucked up." Groudon said again to the camera. "Round 1. Two losers. 30 shots."
"Rock, paper, scissors!" the five said with Regirock, Tornadus and Palkia all rock as Groudon and Raikou did scissors. Groudon just cursed.
"Shit! No! I regret this now!" Raikou whaled, as Groudon dragged him to him shooting points. A few of legends were watching. They were Kyogre, Reshiram, Xerneas and Meloetta.
"I swear to Arceus name, boys are dumbest thing in existence." Xerneas said.
"So you mean just Groudon, seeming this shit was his idea." Kyogre joked. She and Groudon after 2 years being friends finally reverted back to killing each other, after Groudon started to torture some water life with Kyogre catching him.
"Well think about it. The other four morons agreed to do this…" Reshiram added in.
"True" Xerneas and Kyogre said in sync. "What do you think Meloetta?" Xerneas asked.
"Eh. Can use some entertainment around here." She blankly said.
"What? Watching Lugia hit on Arceus and then get into a massive fight with Giratina isn't entertaining?" Reshiram asked Meloetta whom just shrugged here shoulders. A few months ago, Arceus and Giratina became engaged and are having a wedding in about 5 or 6 months' time. So it was kind of awkward that Lugia was hitting on a soon to be married girl.
"Well, looks like the action is starting." Kyogre pointed out.
"YOU THINK I'M AFRAID!" Groudon yelled.
Palkia and Tornadus had light the fireworks and were now shooting them at Groudon and Raikou who were screaming in not only terror but in pain.
Raikou just kept moving around as he was too fast. So they targeted Groudon instead.
"AHHH! AHH, OH GOD! AHHH!" Groudon screamed as he fell to the ground to cover his head only to be shot in the leg. He then felt some burning. He looked down to see that a firework had set his pants alight. He quick ripped them off and was now just in underwear as the fireworks had stopped as the others came over to see the burning material.
"Holy shit. Burnt right through." Regirock assessed.
"That shit literally burnt my crotch" Groudon moaned as he showed the burn on his leg.
Meanwhile all the girls were just laughing their heads off at the idiots.
"Oh my god! Hahaha!" Kyogre cried in laughter.
"Hehe, I do have to admit. I may not be one to fond of violence unless needed. But that was brilliant!" Xerneas chuckled.
"That went well for the audience…" Reshiram joked. "Groudon on the other hand…"
"Eh, I was hoping for more." Meloetta said in a bland tone. Her attitude has gotten even worse over the last 5 years, after hearing Darkrai saved everyone in the human world. Yet he was still a coward. A coward that broke her heart.
"Ok folks. Shit went south pretty fast. So round 2 is going to be three losers and 50 firewo-"Groudon started to the camera before someone yelling interrupted him.
"RAYQUAZA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" a girl screamed from inside the hall.
"Cut the tape." Groudon demanded to Palkia who went over to stop. "I can't have no actually legendary names in the video. Was that Latias?" Groudon told then asked.
The girls also heard this.
"Well, sounds like a certain eon Pokemon has gone into labour." Reshiram said getting up. "You guys want to come and watch Rayquaza get verbally abused by his wife?" Reshiram asked the other girls. Kyogre didn't want to miss this, too see Rayquaza by the bitch in the relationship. Xerneas also got up as she was fascinated by new life being the life Pokemon. Meloetta grunted and got up as well as they all headed over to the medic wing of the hall.
"Ok Latias just breath." Nurse Blissey told the in pain female. Latias was currently in her Pokemon form crushing the hand of a human version Rayquaza. Following was Arceus and Latios.
"I SWEAR TO GOD RAYQUAZA! YOU COULD HAVE JUST KEPT YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF! BUT NOOO!" Latias screamed at Rayquaza.
"Haha. Come on… Latias, just calm down and breathe…" Rayquaza tried to calm down Latias but was dealing with the pain in his hand.
"CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! YOU TRY GIVING BIRTH TO AN EGG THAT'S THE SIZE OF HUMANS HEAD!"
"I have to feel for Ray slightly." Latios said to Arceus, who was chuckling a little.
"You have to admit, this is pretty funny. Seeing Rayquaza getting yelled and screamed at by the one Mon that never yells or screams." Arceus said to Latios.
"Well…" Latios said slyly. "Maybe in a year or two, you and Giratina will be in that position."
Arceus just glared while blushing at the artificial Intelligence version of Latios.
"And as for me, I'll never have to go through that!" Latios again said, bring up the fact he was gay.
"Arceus. Latios. Only me and Rayquaza are going in. kay? You two can wait here." Nurse Blissey said to the two as the door was closed. Latias yelling was slightly quietened thanks to the glass window nearly being soundproof.
"So it's finally time? Huh? A mini Rayquaza or a mini Latios or Latias around the hall." A voice said out.
It was Deoxys.
"What do you want Deoxys?" Arceus asked the DNA pokemon.
"What? Am I not allowed to see the birth of my first friends kid." He said.
"And as in first friend, you mean the one that placed you in recovery mode for 4 years." Arceus countered.
"Too many details." Deoxys said looking through the glass window and smirking at Rayquaza, who saw this. Deoxys just waved at him.
"Deoxys!" a girl called out. A female Eevee with a bag on her back and paint on her face came over to Deoxys. "I have cleaned your room just like you said! Also colour coded your bookshelf and repainted the bathroom walls." The Eevee said to Deoxys. This Eevee was Deoxys personal maid, who offered herself to work under him.
"Good job. Now go." He said blandly. Eevee just nodded and walked off saddened. Not many knew, but she had a MASSIVE crush on the DNA pokemon. The fact he saved her life about two years ago, he was very talented and was extremely smart was the main reasons why she volunteered to be his maid.
"You could give her a reward or something." Latios mentioned to Deoxys.
"Saving her life should have been enough of a reward shouldn't it?" he said to the two as the yelling continued.
(Flashback. Kanto region. 2019)
It was night time as Deoxys was on top of MT. Moon staring at the night sky and there twinkling stars. So many mystery's they could answer, yet so little time.
"H…hel…help me…" he heard in the distance. If it was not for his psychic abilities, would have not heard this.
He transformed into his speed form and zoomed as fast as he could.
A small female Eevee with a large gash on her stomach was on the ground bleeding out with 4 Mightyenas growling at her. One of them was about to pounce as it opened up its jaw to crunch the poor defenceless Pokemon, who just shut her eyes in fear.
Deoxys came zooming in and summoned a protect, preventing the attack. The Eevee opened her eyes weakly to see her saviour for now. He changed to his attack form and blasted a hyper beam at two of them, killing those two instantly. The other two ran off in fear as Deoxys picked up the small Eevee, who had lost a lot of blood and was now panting in pain. Deoxys teleported back to the hall and gave her to nurse Blissey to fix up. After a few hours of surgery, Nurse Blissey came out.
"She going to live?" he asked.
"Yes. But she'll need a lot of attention and care. She is not ready yet to go back to the wild. Why do you care?" the nurse asked.
"Well, I wasn't just going to let her die. That's Celebi and Yveltal's style." Deoxys told her.
"She is awake now and wants to talk to you."
Deoxys got up in went into the surgery room with the Eevee starling at him weakly.
"You saved… my life…" she muttered.
"Eh, it was nothing. Just doing my duty as a legendary." Deoxys said to her. He couldn't see it but behind Eevee's thick brown coat of fur was a massive blush.
"Wh-what can I d-do in ret-return?" she stuttered. Deoxys looked puzzled.
"Oh! I could always do cleaning for you and stuff like that. Like a maid!" Eevee suggested. Deoxys was slightly stunned by what she had said.
"Are you sure?" Deoxys asked as she nodded her head.
(Flashback over)
"Did we miss the show?" a group of girls asked in the form of Kyogre, Reshiram, Meloetta and Xerneas.
"Only just started." Arceus told them as they watched through the window to see Latias screaming in pain at Rayquaza.
"YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WATCH WHAT BERRIES YOU ATE NOW DID YOU? YOU DIDN'T HAVE CRAVINGS FOR ORAN BERRIES ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME NOW DID YOU!? YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER MORNING SICKNESS NOW DID YOU!?" Latias roared at the cringing Rayquaza.
"No, I didn't dear. You're doing a wonderful job." Rayquaza said, whilst trying to smile, but failing.
Rayquaza saw Kyogre laughing her head off. He just glared her as she stopped in fear.
"Ok Latias. Push! You're doing great!" nurse Blissey encouraged. Latias tried.
Cue Groudon and his crew.
"What's with all the noise? I'm trying to do a video for G-DonTV and I can't film with all this scre- HAHAHAHA!" Groudon complained until he saw what was happening through the window. He then saw Rayquaza and just laughed his ass off.
"Kay Latias! Listen to me. A big push on 3! One. Two. Three!" Nurse Blissey told her as she did what she said as the pain started to fade away. Latias was panting as she let go of Rayquaza's hand. Nurse Blissey grabbed a towel and wrapped the egg in it and gave to Latias.
"You… did it Latias." Rayquaza said as Latias was crying tears of joy.
"We did it Rayie! In about 3 or 4 months, we'll be parents!" Latias panted as she saw Rayquaza walking towards the exit. "Where you going?" she asked.
"To go brutally murder Groudon and Kyogre for laughing. I'll be back shortly" He said honestly.
"Oh ok."
Rayquaza exited the room and transformed into his Pokemon form and chased after Groudon and Kyogre, who were now both running for their lives.
After congratulating Latias, Arceus returned back to her office in Pokemon form to find a rather unpleasant surprise.
Lugia.
"Lugia…" she said in a bored tone.
"Afternoon to you too, Arceus" he replied in his thick British accent.
"What do you want?" she asked with caution unsure why he was here for.
"Now, you probably thinking I'm here just to hit on you, because bloody Giratina isn't around."
"Yeah. That's the main reason."
"I received word from some of my lads in Johto, about a wonderful spot where you and tosh boy can get married." Lugia told her.
"Which is where?"
"The whirl islands."
"Of course it is… Lugia you should leave. Now." Arceus told the male.
"But… our conversation was just getting interesting." Lugia whispered.
"Hey Arcy? You in here?" a male called out coming into the room to find both Arceus and Lugia.
"Lugia" he spat.
"Giratina" Lugia replied.
"What are you doing here?" Giratina asked, ready to attack if needed.
"Nothing. Just came to discuss a matter. I think I'll be on my way now. Cheerio you two." Lugia said before leaving the two alone.
"Was he?" Giratina asked his fiancée.
"Yep. He has no other reason to interact with me. What is it?" Arceus mumbled.
"First off, how did Latias do?" Giratina asked once more.
"The egg came out perfectly fine. What did you mean first off?" she said with caution.
"Right… I have some rather bad news… I got this anonymous voicemail saying for you to be here in your office at 5:00 PM tonight. That's two hours away." Giratina told her.
"Well then. Two hours of you and me time!" she said seductively as she locked the door to her office as they change to human form.
"Right Sceptile. So if I add the egg to the batter mix, it should what again?" Darkrai asked his fellow Sceptile. After returning home, Darkrai asked as a reward for saving them all if Arceus could bring his Sceptile from his Omega ruby game to life. Sceptile turned out to have a passion for cooking.
"The mix should correspond and all we have to do is mix it!" Sceptile said, not knowing he knocked in pieces of Ghost chillies into the mix. About an hour later, the mix was now a beautiful cake.
"We did it!" Darkrai said, drooling at the cake as Sceptile cut a piece out for him and Darkrai.
"Bon appetite!" Sceptile said, giving Darkrai his piece of the cake. They both ate it at the same time.
…
…
…
Both their eyes widened as fire shot out of their mouths.
"GAAAH!? WHY IS IT SO HOT!?" Darkrai screamed.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Sceptile yelled back as he franticly looked for milk. He ran out of the room to the Miltank farm to go get milk. Darkrai went and drank water, but it wasn't doing anything to stop the fire.
Zekrom flew into the room.
"Uh? Darkrai? When did you learn flamethrower?" Zekrom asked the burning legend.
"I DON'T!" he screamed. His pupils went small as he started to have spasm in the air before falling to the ground paralyzed. Behind him, it revealed Azelf with an electric stun Taser smirking at her work.
"I say. Darkrai's nervous system is weaker than I thought." Azelf mocked the paralysed nightmare pokemon.
"And you just happened to have a Taser on you?" Zekrom asked the terrorist.
"Well, a good terrorist has to be prepared at all times. Plus his scream was irritating me." Azelf told Zekrom, who shrugged his dragon like shoulders.
"TWO! I want to play!" Mew complained to her clone, who was about to murder the little girl. The two of them were in Mewtwo's lab.
"I TOLD YOU! I don't have time to play!" Mewtwo hissed at female. Mew frowned.
"You need to lighten up and go play with me." Mew said to the male Mewtwo, who was trying to carefully pour a green liquid chemical into a yellow liquid.
"TWO!" Mew yelled, making Mewtwo miss the two chemicals completely.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" he yelled.
"Hi!" was all Mew said, completely forgetting about her goal to get Mewtwo to play with her. Mewtwo's eye twitched as he grabbed Mew and kicked her out of the door and outside.
"Two your meanie!" Mew whined at the now locked door. She sighed and got up.
BANG!
Mew was sent back to the ground, knocking her head. The red Genesect burst through the wall and had the female Mega Mewtwo Y pinned on the ground as he strangled her. Mewtwo Y eyes glowed blue as Genesect was flung back. She had finally had enough. She charged up a Psystrike as he changed to the chill drive and charged up a techno blast.
"Wahhh! (Sniff) Wahhh!" Mew cried tears because she hit her head. Mega Mewtwo Y and Genesect stopped fighting and looking over to where the girl was crying.
"This is your fault! Mew calm down." Mega Mewtwo Y blamed Genesect as she tried to calm down the young girl.
"My fault! You're the one that tipped Arceus to wipe out me and my army again!" Red hissed, not caring about Mew.
"WAHHH! WAHHH!" Mew cried even louder.
"I did nothing! What will it take to get it through that metal head of yours!?" Mega Mewtwo Y shouted as she reverted back to normal.
"Bullshit! You want me dead!" Genesect shouted, scaring Mew as she cried louder.
"WAAHHHHHHHHH!"
The door to Mewtwo's lab slammed open as a pissed off male Mewtwo walked through it.
"WHAT IS WITH ALL THE NOISE!?" he shouted. Mew saw the door was open and a chance was available. Mew stopped crying and returned to her normal, happy expression.
"Yay! Twos Lab!" she yelled as she rush right past him and into his Lab. The female Mewtwo and the red Genesect were dumbfounded by the girls change in attitude.
"She is already a hassle enough. Go kill each other somewhere else otherwise I won't be as nice." Mewtwo threatened.
"What does this button do?" Mew said within the lab.
"MEW DON'T PRESS THAT!" Mewtwo yelled as he rushed into the lab.
"Well, I can tick 'have sex in Arceus office' off my things to do." Giratina joked as he reverted back to his origin form as Arceus returned to her Pokemon form.
"Eh. So where is this guy or girl? They should be here now?" Arceus said to her lover.
"RIGHT HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!"
Arceus and Giratina faces paled as they heard this voice.
"FIVE YEARS SINCE RAYQUAZA AND LATIAS GOT MARRIED HUH? HOW THEY DOING?"
"Wait. Wait. Wait!? We see you for the first time in five years and the first thing you ask is about them!?" Giratina inquired.
"YEP"
Arceus just sighed.
"Latias just gave birth to an egg and is set to hatch in 3 to 4 months" she told the author.
"HUH. WELL I HOPE IT IS EITHER RETARTED OR RUNS AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE."
"What you say?" Giratina asked, not hearing what the author said.
"NOTHING…"
"What do you want, Spectre." Arceus said with a stern look.
"STRAIGHT TO THE POINT! RIGHT. EHEM, NOHAIL GET YOUR FAT ASS IN HERE!"
"Oh god…" Giratina moaned. Bursting through the wall was Nohail, who did 4 backflips and landed in Arceus office chair.
"Hello God and Satan. We have returned to cause mor- Wait, why is this chair wet?" Nohail started off only to question the two, who were now blushing madly.
"Nevermind. Oho, now! We have been requested by the viewers to have a second trip! Valhond, the fossil gave the thumbs up to it!" Nohail explained.
"And cause the first one went SO well to plan, now didn't it?" Arceus sarcastically said.
"SHUSH. NOW, LIKE THE FIRST ONE, YOU'LL BE RETURNING TO THE SAME WORLD IN HUMAN FORM AND WI-"
"We will be doing all the same bullshit again?" Arceus interrupted.
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME WOMEN! YOU'LL BE TRAVELING THROUGH TIME, SEEING THE HISTORY OF THAT WORLD! ARCEUS, YOU AND 10 OTHERS WILL BE GOING ON THIS TRIP TO HELL!"
"And what if I refuse to go! We nearly died on the last one!" she hissed.
"Oh come on! It'll be fine! Don't worry!" Nohail insisted. She just glared at the masked man.
"ARCEUS. YOU'RE A LEADER TO THESE MORONS! COME ON!"
"Arceus?" Giratina pipped up, gaining her attention.
"What" she spat.
"Think about like this. With Oliver dead and nobody in that time will know who we are, what is the worst that can happen?" Giratina said to his fiancée. "Besides, these two won't leave you alone till you agree to it"
"Fine."
"WONDERFUL! CALL ALL THE LEGENDS UP AND LET'S GET STARTED."
All the legendary Pokemon were now in the main hall, a few grumbling about being taken away from what they were doing.
"Why are we here!? I was currently oblivion winging a forest of cute and cuddly pokemon as hear them scream for help! I was enjoying it!" Yveltal shouted, gaining an odd look from a few of the legends. Celebi on the other hand…
'Now that's my type of a man…' she thought dirtily.
"Deoxys? Do you know why we are here?" Eevee asked her master, who shrugged his shoulders.
"Not in the faintest of ideas" he replied.
Rayquaza walked in the room, dragging Groudon and Kyogre, who were both very well beat up.
"Did I miss anything?" he asked blandly, as he dropped them on the ground and floated over to Latias, who was sitting down.
"NO RAYQUAZA. YOU HAVEN'T!"
All the legends gasped as the heard the voice. Nohail appeared out of nowhere as confetti was shot out in each direction.
"Yay! Author is back!" Mew yelled waving her arms in the air.
"Oh, great, this asshat is back…" Celebi muttered.
"NICE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN TOO."
Arceus stepped forward and sighed before starting to speak.
"I was forced into this so sorry in advance. The Author or Spectre and I have come to an agreement!" Arceus started, hissing the word agreement in the direction of Nohail.
"We have decided that a second trip as humans will be commenced!" she announced gaining a few worried cries from the crowd, mainly from the ones that didn't go on the first trip.
"This trip however, myself and 10 others which will be voted in will be traveling through time and experiencing the history of the human world… Nobody safe. Please return to your normal duties doing whatever and in maybe a week or two, The ten voted will be announced. That is all" Arceus said before walking off.
Authors Note: Whew. K. I wanted to get these first two out fast so I can get the Poll up.
To everyone that has transferred over from the first story and that have favourited and is following. Thank you!
And even if you don't review, It's nice to know to that your reading so thank you if you read in the shadows...
THE POLL HAS EVERY LEGENDARY (Plus female Mewtwo and red Genesect). YOU GET TO PICK 7 LEGENDS ON THE POLL.
There will be one filler chapter next just to do more personalities. After that I'll announce the results.
Yes the legends from the first story are on there and just have as much of a chance as anyone else to get picked.
So I may leave the poll up for two weeks.
As always review, Suggest or PM. Poke_Spectre out!
ALSO BRINGING THIS BACK IF A CERTAIN NIGHTMARE MON GET RE-VOTED
Darkrai's injury of the day:
Eating really hot chilies and getting tasered.