the dragon bitch returns
"Good thing I got a car that is also a boat and a plane becasue I foudn it and not I am back at the place where I've been going with my dragons this whole time." daneris said.
She used the dragons (which becamse fossiles) with magic and turned them into gasoline and plastic to make an ipad.
"now this should Be the way to get to wester land and become king lol I mean queen."
danny was a bitch but a cool bitch. I forgot to say she found 3 more dragons so it was cool the other ones died.
the dude that gets friendzoned hardcore was there too but who gives a shit like what even is his name. anyways danny boated to the land of shit and snow.
Meanwhile john Snow was in the snow and he was really mad. his fat fuck of a friend samwise the fat was there too.
"John it's cold I have to tinkle please slow down because you see i'm really very fat."
"shut the fuck up sam you piece of shit. if the white wokkers saw you they'd crap themselves fucking laffing and laffing at you because i mean shit you're my friend but i don't tell people that. you fuck."
"oh" sam said, then stabbed john in the back.
"fuck you sam I knew you'd pull this shit so I put more metal in here. if my dad hears about this your fucking dead so you better run away and join the white zombies you piece of horse shit."
"ok. maybe I FUCKING will." sam said then left winterland behind.
"wow john that was kinda dickish of you" brand said.
"whatever you fucking kid with legs that don't do shit let's go see what our sisterz area and santa are up to."
they went to see them playing with the direwolves which are so fucking badass. like even though the girls are playing with them they're still so fucking cool.
"hey girls time to quit playing dress up bitches." brand said "we need those direwolves to fuck shit up."
arya threw her lil sword towards brand but it hit him int he leg so he was ok.
"ayyy fuck you lmao" area said and high fived
"hey we should all celebrate winter because we can and our dad being a robot now and get really really stoned." jon said
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR YOU FUCKING SAY?" cat said. "YOU FUCKERS SHOULDN'T BE DRIKNINERS"
"fuck off bitch." sansa said and slammed the door. she got everyone her stash and they all took bong hits and played some cool games.
but up in the north...
samwise met the leader of the ice people. he was a lil dude with like a beard on his old fucking ice faced.
"i brought you a six pack of miller lite so can I join up with the white zombies and get revenge on the fuckers in winterland and hte westt of the world?"
"yeh." the leader said and they drank some cold ones as they were really chill. get it?
they started plotting their revenge...
then daneris got to the mainland. terison was waiting for her.
"who's this short fucker" dany said to her lady friend.
"thats teerion lannister things must be going good for you because he only shows up when important things are gonna fucking happen."
"oh good because that's what I came here to do."
"what would that be my lady daneris" tyleron said.
"Im here to fuck shit up."