Toad'z Bad Day
Dizclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE NINTENDO CHARACTERS! THEY ARE PROPERTY OF (duh!) NINTENDO!!!!!!! Enjoy the second fic of my Bad Dayz series (
Anything in is me!
~*~
(Note from the author: Toad's voice sounds like a normal, high-pitched voice, but not in my story! He sounds like a surfer dude)
One morning, Toad was having an intelligent conversation with another mushroom guy. "Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
ENOUGH ALREADY! DAMN!
"Dude! I gotta go to the store!"
"Sweet! Pick up a watermelon while you're there!"
note how the story's already comin together
Anyways, Toad went to the grocery store. Big deal. Out of nowhere, a rabid chicken fell on him and started pecking the CRAP outta him! "Dude! I'm bein pecked by a rabid chicken! It's peckin the crap outta me!"
I just said that
"Yeah, so?"
never mind
Toad was walkin down the produce aisle, and saw the biggest watermelon he'd ever seen!
seeing a pattern yet?
Unfortunately some blonde bitch also saw it. "Hey blonde bitch! That watermelon's mine!" She didn't seem to hear, but she did turn and look at him looking at her. if you can't see a pattern yet, you're just sad Anyways, it was a race to the watermelon. Their carts collided, and they started arguing about it. "No way dude, I saw it first!"
"Hey! I'M the princess here!"
"Nuh uh dude! It's mine!"
"Don't make me step on your shorty ass!"
"What bitch?!" And they started fighting. Toad jumped up and started punching….er….whatever he does with those stubs for arms…….and kicking the familiar-looking blonde woman wonder where he learned to float like that She pushed him off of her face and stepped on him, as promised. Then she started jumping up and down it must have hurt, you can hear the loud THUD with each landing and landing on his back. Toad rolled out of the way and started pummeling her with broccoli. She retaliated with a cherry (bomb) barrage. The cherries exploded and he was blown back and landed into a wall. Another rabid chicken fell on him. Toad was dazed for a while, and he started walking into the wall a few times before he regained his senses, and was pecked by another rabid chicken. At this point, he was getting very irritated (not only by the chickens, but he was starting to break out in hives…..). The blonde woman was chasing after someone, and Toad noticed the watermelon was gone. "Oh well, I like seedless better anyway." He walked on and left the store. With every couple of steps, another rabid chicken would attack him. Then he put on his "anti-rabid chicken" helmet. A flock of rabid chickens equipped with "anti anti-rabid chicken helmet" beaks. So he walked, and walked, and walked, and wal.."Dude! Not again!" FINE! JUST FOR THAT, YOU DON'T GET A FINISHED STORY!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!
Dizclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE NINTENDO CHARACTERS! THEY ARE PROPERTY OF (duh!) NINTENDO!!!!!!! Enjoy the second fic of my Bad Dayz series (
Anything in is me!
~*~
(Note from the author: Toad's voice sounds like a normal, high-pitched voice, but not in my story! He sounds like a surfer dude)
One morning, Toad was having an intelligent conversation with another mushroom guy. "Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
ENOUGH ALREADY! DAMN!
"Dude! I gotta go to the store!"
"Sweet! Pick up a watermelon while you're there!"
note how the story's already comin together
Anyways, Toad went to the grocery store. Big deal. Out of nowhere, a rabid chicken fell on him and started pecking the CRAP outta him! "Dude! I'm bein pecked by a rabid chicken! It's peckin the crap outta me!"
I just said that
"Yeah, so?"
never mind
Toad was walkin down the produce aisle, and saw the biggest watermelon he'd ever seen!
seeing a pattern yet?
Unfortunately some blonde bitch also saw it. "Hey blonde bitch! That watermelon's mine!" She didn't seem to hear, but she did turn and look at him looking at her. if you can't see a pattern yet, you're just sad Anyways, it was a race to the watermelon. Their carts collided, and they started arguing about it. "No way dude, I saw it first!"
"Hey! I'M the princess here!"
"Nuh uh dude! It's mine!"
"Don't make me step on your shorty ass!"
"What bitch?!" And they started fighting. Toad jumped up and started punching….er….whatever he does with those stubs for arms…….and kicking the familiar-looking blonde woman wonder where he learned to float like that She pushed him off of her face and stepped on him, as promised. Then she started jumping up and down it must have hurt, you can hear the loud THUD with each landing and landing on his back. Toad rolled out of the way and started pummeling her with broccoli. She retaliated with a cherry (bomb) barrage. The cherries exploded and he was blown back and landed into a wall. Another rabid chicken fell on him. Toad was dazed for a while, and he started walking into the wall a few times before he regained his senses, and was pecked by another rabid chicken. At this point, he was getting very irritated (not only by the chickens, but he was starting to break out in hives…..). The blonde woman was chasing after someone, and Toad noticed the watermelon was gone. "Oh well, I like seedless better anyway." He walked on and left the store. With every couple of steps, another rabid chicken would attack him. Then he put on his "anti-rabid chicken" helmet. A flock of rabid chickens equipped with "anti anti-rabid chicken helmet" beaks. So he walked, and walked, and walked, and wal.."Dude! Not again!" FINE! JUST FOR THAT, YOU DON'T GET A FINISHED STORY!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!