Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the name Sir Spudikus which I'm sure no one has made up before.
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Harry is in bed reading some Wizard books. He doesn't really need to as he has done all his homework but he feels like getting in the mood before he goes to Hogwarts tomorrow. Hedwig appears at the window and bows while some owl hoots appear in the background like when people laugh in sitcoms. Harry goes and collects the letter from his owl toe. (Quite big for an owl.)
Harry: Oh, golly gosh! It's from Ron. I do wonder what he is doing. He probably isn't water skiing as it is night.
Harry puts the letter in his letter sock and gets into bed, discarding the books.
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Music: Look out for Mister Stork from Dumbo
Harry gets out of bed, rubs his eyes, stops rubbing his eyes and then puts his socks on (un-matching.)
Harry: It's time to get the train,
The train to Hogwarts school.
I like to get this train,
This train is very cool.
I may live in this town,
This town that bears a frown,
But I go,
To this place,
That has no trouble with my face so it's time to get the train,
The train that's in London,
I like to get this train,
This train is very fun,
I'd like to use some magic as I dance out in the rain,
So I'd better go and get the train.
Harry goes downstairs to the kitchen where the Dursleys' are up and combing, the toast that was in the toaster pops out and flies across the room in time to the music (8 times of toast popping across the room plus one deciding it wants to go back to the cosiness of the toaster thus tap dancing its way back) then an egg comes and bows even though it did nothing. The mugs of coffee start to hum the tune that's playing until they stop, then they grow legs and tap dance across the table with canes and top hats until they stop again. Then they retire to the hands in which they were in and suddenly look all evil. The Dursleys' stop their combing and put their heads together in a very suspicious way, looking at Harry who is all happy and innocent and trying to stamp on the bowing egg.
Mr. Dursley: He's going to get the train,
The train to that strange school.
Mrs. Dursley: We like him on this train,
Dudley: As he is such a fool.
All of the Dursleys: We'll be glad to see his back so we'll mail Miss Jones a sock,
But not an expensive blue frock!
They get up at the same time, pick up their newspapers at the same time, open their newspapers at the same time and eat their newspapers at the same time - all in time with the music. The bowing egg which Harry was trying to step on runs out the room so Harry follows joyfully. He closes is eyes and stamps randomly and loudly on the hall floor to find he missed, so he tries again to get the same result. And again. The egg finally runs out the door and Harry hangs his head and sulks.
Music stops