As we continue, bowser was about to do something to our heros! Let's find out what he's going to do!
Bowser: Not when I kill you guys first MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
-Matthew is whispering to the other 4-
Matthew: Don't worry I got something deadly in my pocket.
( The present was used in invader zim, Special thanks to Jhoden Vasquez! )
Matthew: Hey bowser! I wanna give you this present before we die!
Bowser: Why thank you Fat boy!
Matthew: Hey, Don't call me fat turtle breath!
Bowser: Shut it! – opens present –
But then robot claws which were the present grabbed bowser's eyeballs and snatched them out and blood gushed everywhere except our 5 heros!
Bowser: ARRRGH! I'M BLIND I'M-
Then bowser turns into a statue since all the blood drained out of him already
Olimare: Let's run! We have no time to lose!
Koopa #1: Freeze! You shall never free the ape!
Captain falcon: Um, we already did!
Koopa #2: Oh crud…Hey dude…
Koopa #1: Yeah?
Koopa #2: LETS RUNNNNNN!
However It was too late to run, DK grabbed both of them then threw them off the ship
One hour later…
Matthew: - Panting – We made it to the jungle!
However the 5 heros bumped into a little monkey with a red shirt with 2 stars, and a red Nintendo cap, and you know who that is?
Captain falcon: Uh…Mario?
Diddy Kong! Captain Fool-con! Seesh! I have to tell you guys who he is! If Joseph, Matthew, and DK know him why don't you captain falcon!?
Captain falcon: Sorry announcer, I just pay attention to my games…
Ugh fine, just cut the crud and get on with this story so I can rest!
Diddy kong: DK!
Donkey kong: Little buddy!
-Joseph whispering to matthew-
Joseph: I got an idea! Hehe!
Matthew: Let me guess, it involves music doesn't it?
Joseph: Yeppers!
As DK and Diddy hugged each other Joseph turned on a boom box which played Romeo & Juliet Overture
DK and Diddy: Do you mind?!
Joseph: Hehe, Sorry – turns off boom box –
5 Days later...
Joseph: Hey Matthew.
Matthew: Yeah Joseph?
Joseph: I've noticed that EVERY SINGLE smash bros character is missing!
Matthew: I think we all noticed that by now since obviously there's NOTHING but tumbleweed!
Joseph: Hey look! Code tracks and a track of a very big bag being dragged!
Matthew: That can only mean one thing…
Joseph: IT'S THE TABUU GUY OF DOOOOOM! HE'S COME TO KILL US ALL! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHH! Oh wait, never mind let's just follow these tracks and save the day for once and and a live time!
Matthew: Good idea!
So Joseph and Matthew followed along the code trail! A few minutes went by and eventually they found tabuu's subspace station!
Matthew: Wow it's weird how the trails made us fly up to the subspace station!
Joseph: Yeah, that's kinda cool!
Tabuu: SILENCE!
There he was, the hacker of disaster TABUU!
Joseph: Oh my giddy aunt! This is not good!
Matthew: I know! You just said one of Conker's lines from Conker's bad fur day!
Tabuu: So are you ready to be destroyed noobs?
Matthew: First of all we're not noobs Crud-code-face, Second of all where's our friends?
Tabuu: Those 50 super smash suckers? During those 5 days I've been trapping them into a big bag and now they're all going to be dunked in this hot molten lava in 3 minutes! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matthew: Joseph, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING OR ELSE GAMEOVER! ALL DEAD! NINTENDO-AMNITY IS DEAD! NO!
Joseph: Relax, like what you said 3 days ago, we just have to punch this Tabuu person!
So Joseph, and Matthew tried their best to destroy Tabuu! Meanwhile Diddy kong's head is out of the bag and gets out his peanut pistols and aims carefully! After all Diddy knows that Tabuu hates peanuts!
Diddy: - gulp – I hope this works!
However one of the Nintendo characters in the bag must have touched Diddy's jetpack and made him launch out of the bag while shooting the peanuts at Tabuu!
Diddy: AHHHHHH! I HOPE THE PEANUTS GO INTO HIS MOUTH!
And the peanuts from the peanut pistols got into Tabuu's mouth right when he was about to destroy Joseph and Matthew!
Tabuu: GAAAAK OH GOSH! I HATE EATING THESE STUPID PEANUTS – chokes –
Diddy: Matthew, Joseph! Help me with this bag before he blows up the space station and get these helmets on!
Joseph, and matthew did what he said, First they put the spare helmets from the emergency room on, they got the bag away from the lava, and they all flew out while carrying the bag and got an extra 5 seconds before the Subspace station blew up and then….
BOOOOOOOOOOOM! It blew up
Then when the 3 heros got back to earth they opened the bag and let the 49 smashers out! They were all yaying, and cheering and some how Dixie kong was able to get into the world and told Diddy this-
Dixie Kong: My hero!
And she kissed Diddy. When Matthew saw that he decided to go to princess peach, standed there and said-
Matthew: Ahem…
Princess Peach: No, I am not going to kiss you!
Matthew: Fine, see if I help you again.
Then Joseph decided to get the smashers attention and said this-
Joseph: ATTENTION SMASHERS! ARE WE ALLOWED TO BE SMASHERS?
And everyone but DK, Diddy and Dixie said…
NO!
Joseph: I can't believe we saved their butts for nothing!
Matthew: I know right! All peach said was a No and a smack on my face that BURNS!
DK: They may not accept you, but we accept you! But do you accept us?
Matthew: But I wanna be with Kir-
Then Joseph put his hand on Matthew's mouth to shut him up
Joseph: We accept it!
Joseph: -Whispering to Matthew- Don't worry we'll go to other Nintendo places and Sony places too!
Matthew: Ok then!
And EVERY Nintendo character lived happily ever after
Le end!
Well, those 2 parts were the pilot to this story! Feel free to request what should happen next before I make an idea! Catch you later! -Joey