This Song is called One of Those Pervs and it's a parody of One of Those Girls by Avril Lavigne.
Disclaimer: I only own the parody lyrics of this song
I guess this song can also be Violet's song. I don't know...It could be like their theme for Count Olaf because that's whom the song is based on.
One of Those Pervs
By: Avril Lavigne
La la la la la la la
We know you're the kind of perv
You only care about three things
Who you've killed
What you stole
The people with money
That look you use
With your eyes
It tells so many lies
But deep inside
We three know why
You're running after us
We know what you're all about
The police is gonna
Figure you out
He's one of those pervs
'Causing lots of trouble
Just one look
And youre running on the double
Before we know it
There you are
Finding us 'cause we're the ones
He's so bad
You'll never see it coming
He'll try to kill you on a ride
And you'd be left as nothing
Before we know it
There you are
Finding us 'cause we're the ones.
Oh Oh Oh
Finding us 'cause we're the ones
Oh Oh Yeah Yeah
Oh Oh
He's gonna be the end of us
At least that's what they say
Its been a while
Poe's in denial
But it's been too late
The way he looks-
Is oh, so, high
All the warning signs
'Cause his one uni-brow
His ankled eye
It makes you wanna cry
We know what you're all about
The police is gonna
Figure you out
He's one of those pervs-
Causing lots of trouble
Just one look
And you're running on the double
Before we know it,
There you are
Finding us cause we're the ones.
He's so bad
You'll never see it coming
He'll try to kill you on a ride
And you'd be left as nothing
Before we know it
There you are
Finding us 'cause we're the ones
Poe thinks it's a game
Poe thinks it's a game
Olaf keeps playing around
With his head
Playing around with his head
Olaf's so insane, so insane
He's to one to blame
He's the one to blame
He's one of those pervs
'Causing lots of trouble
Just one look
And you're running on the double
Before we know it,
There you are
Finding us 'cause we're the ones
He's so bad
You'll never see it coming
He'll try to kill you on a ride
And you'd be left as nothing
Before we know it
There you are
Finding us 'cause we're the ones
Oh Oh Oh
Finding us 'cause we're the ones
Oh Oh Yeah Yeah
Finding us 'cause we're the ones
Yeah.... (: Please review. I'm also taking requests! Haha. I love making parodies, their just so much fun!