2 days later, the Joe Base was quiet but G.I. Joe was training harder to be ready for more Cobra attacks. Scarlett and Snake Eyes were flirting during training. So are Flint and Lady Jaye. Cover Girl blew kisses at Beachhead who ignored her. But Sgt. Slaughter would have none of it.
"OK you crazy love Joes, quit going gaga and keep moving! The sooner you get stronger, tougher and faster, the better we keep kicking Cobra's ass! I won't tolerate pussies! Until you step up to the plate to protect your country, your sorry asses belong me! SGT. SLAUGHTER! THE JOE DRILL INSTRUCTOR! NOW MOVE!" shouted Sgt. Slaughter.
"You heard 'em y'all! So step yo game up! You don't wanna be a Joe, then take yo punk ass home and hang up! We gotta keep kickin' Cobra's ass and breakin' jaws! We gotta hit harder faster than you can say...." Roadblock rappin'. "YEEEEEE HAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!" Wild Bill added.
"Yeah, well tell that to Cobra! It's not like I'm flirting with Cover Girl or anything!" Shipwreck said that before Cover Girl pushed him off the top of the brick wall.
"WWWHHHOOOAAA!" Shipwreck screamed when he fell face first.
"That's for rubbing my ass last night!" Cover Girl cursed at Shipwreck.
"Get yer barnacle ass up Sailor! No lyin' down on the job!" Gung-Ho yelled at Shipwreck.
"Shut up baldy!" Shipwreck yelled back.
"Quawnkkkkkk quawnkkkkkk You're getting sloppy Sailor! That's what happens when get drunk and seeing naked ladies in the strip club ya barnacle butthole! Quawnkkkkkk quawnkkkkkk!" Polly insulted Shipwreck.
"Keep talkin' shit and I'll fried yer ass fer dinner ya big mouth bird brain!" Shipwreck warned Polly.
"WWWHHHOOOAAA!!!!!!!!!" Bazooka fell off the brick wall landed on his head.
"C'mon ya big dumb Bazooka!" Alpine yelled.
"Hey! Wait for me Alpine!" Bazooka yelled for Alpine.
"MOVE IT JOES!! MOVE IT!!" Sgt. Slaughter shouted again.
"Heh, easy for you to say." Leatherneck muttered.
"Shaddup, Leatherneck!" Wet-Suit yelled at Leatherneck.
"THAT TEARS UP! WET-PUKE I GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" Leatherneck shouted at Wet-Suit.
"BRING ON LEATHER NUTS!" Wet-Suit shot back.
"WHY YOU SPANDEX WEARIN" SON OF A BITCH!!!" Leatherneck and Wet-Suit started to brawl in the middle of training. The Joes tried to break it up but got beat up and now they're starting to brawl.
Whistle sounds. "OK BREAK IT UP YOU ASSHOLES!" Sgt. Slaughter ordered but no ones' listening.
"I SAID BREAK IT UP!!!!" Sgt. Slaughter jumped in the middle of the brawl and started beating everybody up.
After the fighting stopped, Sgt. Slaughter shouted "WHEN I SAID BREAK IT UP, I MEAN BREAK! IT! UP! DO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!??"
"SIR YES SIR!!!" the Joes responded.
"Good. Now get back to training. On the double!" Sgt. Slaughter ordered.
"YO JOE!!!!!" cried the Joes.
"How are we doing Sgt. Slaughter?" General Hawk asked.
"They went nuts ever since Cobra came back. They're too busy fighting each other to stay focus." Sgt. Slaughter answered.
"And I thought I was a having it bad." They turned around to notice that was Duke, now wearing a rugged facial hair on his face.
"Hey it's Duke! Welcome back ol' pal!" Flint exclaimed. All the Joes gather round to welcome Duke back.
"Hey, guys! How's everybody doin'?" Duke asked.
"The Joe Base hasn't been the same without you around." Lady Jaye answered.
"Now that I'm back, I'm ready to take those snakes down!" Duke added.
"Hey! Y'all swagga jackin' my style! Now that Duke is back on G.I. Joe, we gotta get back to training so we can put those Cobra punkasses back on the ground! With the sound of POW!!" Roadblock raps again.
"Well well. Look what we have here. It's been a year since I last saw you... Duke!" Scarlett exclaimed as punches Duke in the face.
"Hey! What gives Scarlett? Was it something I said?" Duke asked moaning in pain.
"Sorry Duke. Just had to let out some steam." Scarlett apologized but deep down her she's still mad at him.
"Did I do something wrong?" Duke asked again after spitting blood out of his mouth.
"No I..." Scarlett was gonna saying anything else but General Hawk cuts her off.
"OK, that's enough. Scarlett, we'll talk about your attitude later. Right now we have to get back to training. Now that you're back Duke, you are once again 2nd in command." General Hawk announced.
"Thank you sir!" Duke thanked him with a smile.
"Great to hear that because with all due respect Duke, since you're back in G.I. Joe as 2nd in command, you're joining the other Joes right now!" Sgt. Slaughter said.
"You got it Sarge!" Duke replied as Sgt. Slaughter went back to instruct the Joes.
"Well look what the cat dragged in." Beach Head said sarcastically.
"Hey, Beach Head. I see you haven't changed a bit." Duke greeted Beachhead.
"Damn skippy I didn't. I still think you're a fuckin' moron after all this time." Beachhead got out of line with that one.
"Watch your choice of words Beach Brain! That ego of yours could be your downfall!" Duke shot back starting to lose his temper.
"Oh yeah!?" Beachhead yelled.
"Yeah!!" Duke yelled back. They continued to bicker until General Hawk put a stop to it.
"All right you two enough! We're going to stop this right now! Now shake hands and put your differences aside. We're having a Joe meeting in about 1800 hours. Do I make myself clear?" General Hawk asked.
"SIR YES SIR!" Duke and Beach Head answered as they salute.
"Good. Now let's get into fighting shape so we can beat Cobra!" General Hawk ordered.
"All right! YO JOE!!!!!" Duke cried. "LOOK OUT COBRA!! DUKE HAUSER'S BACK!!!"