All characters belong to Mrs Rowling; I merely stole them for a while. I'm considering not giving them back.

Chapter Two

"Get up boys! Dad's taking us to get our new school things" James shouted, waking the pups up. When he noticed that Sirius' arm was draped over Remus' chest, Remus was playing with Sirius' hair and their feet were tangled, James said, just loud enough for them to hear, "Peter was right. You two are so gay for each other. Now get your lazy arses out of bed this instant."

Sirius yawned and reluctantly got out of bed and proceeded to get ready for the day ahead of him. Remus copied him a moment later.

When they had finished all that they needed to do, they stumbled down the stairs to stuff their mouths with the delicious breakfast Mr Potter made and went on their way.

"Moony, stop drooling"

"I'm not drooling"

"Yes you are"

"Am not"

"Are too"

"Cut it out you two. Moony, you are drooling. Sirius, you know how he gets around chocolate" James stated.

"He started it" huffed Sirius.

"Having a lovers tiff, are we? Bloody poufs." Peter muttered, receiving angry glares from all three boys.

They had managed to rid themselves of Mr Potter a while ago, telling him to get a drink and that they were old enough to do their own shopping themselves, even though they had finished shopping for the essential items such as new books, robes, parchment and ink and just wanted to go shopping for candy and dung-bombs.

"It's hardly a lovers tiff. That would require us to actually be lovers in the first place, you bleeding moron." Sirius pouted.

"You say that almost as if you want you and Moony to be together" whispered James in Sirius' ear, causing the other boy to flush pink. James smirked knowingly.

"Oh Merlin. Remus has gone back to his drooling…"

Sirius swung an arm over his werewolf friends' shoulder and whispered in what he hoped was a seductive voice "I could buy you some if you want. If I did, though, we'd have to melt it and use it as a sexual aid…maybe you could lick it off me…"

Remus blushed and said sincerely "I'd lick chocolate off you any day"

James and Peter stared wide-eyed at Remus, their jaws almost reaching the floor. Needless to say, Remus left Honeydukes with a few large bags of chocolate in hand.

James Potter was utterly confused. He was sure that something was going on between his two best friends. For his sanity's sake he needed to find out what was going on right this second, hence why James had asked Sirius if he could have a private conversation with him.

"So, what is this about Prongsie?" Sirius asked as he sat on the soft, brown chair.

"I'm going to ask you something and I want you to answer me honestly. Now, are you and Remus-" James said while waving his hand around in the air.

"Am I and Remus…what?" replied Sirius

"A couple? You're always acting that way. You have little jokes that only you two get. You're always pretending that you're doing, umm, dirty things with each other. Yesterday, for example. I've seen the secretive glances and smiles and all of the rest of it. I hope you know that I'm fine with it, if you are, in fact that way inclined. You and Moony make sense together, you know?" James half whispered.

Sirius let out a long sigh, "Remus and myself…we're nothing but friends. I will admit to two things, the first being that I'm gay. The second being that I've been hopelessly infatuated with Rem since third year. As far as I'm aware, Remus isn't gay, or bisexual for that matter. Even if he was he would know that falling for your best friend is stupid."

"Remus has never had a girlfriend, as far as we know. He's never even looked in the direction of a girl romantically. The way you two fool around…maybe he does like you. You two are, sorry for sounding cliché here, like two puzzle pieces. You and I are best friends. We're good mates. You and Remus are best friends too but you have a completely different kind of thing going on." James stated.

"Listen, can you not mention this to Remus? I swear I've been trying to tell him how I feel. I just get nervous and every time he smiles it just makes me want to-" Sirius started, but as soon as Remus walked into the room he stopped and said shyly "Hey, Remmie. How much of this conversation did you hear?"

"Hmm…not much. Just the 'makes me want to' part. James, get your arse off my bed. I'm tried." Remus muttered, pushing the messy haired boy onto the floor. "Sirius can stay though" he said with a wink.

Sirius blushed and James winked "Looks like you're getting laid tonight, mate."

As soon as James left, Sirius turned to Remus and questioned, wriggling his eyebrows suggestively, "So, am I getting laid tonight?"

The only response the dark haired boy received was a quiet laugh and the sound of Remus' head hitting the pillow.

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