Emmett's Little Helper:
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the character besides Roxy and Shaz Edward, Emmett ect. Belong to Stephenie Meyer
Emmett's P.O.V.
I had just left the guy's bathroom wearing the new shirt Alice had handed me to get changed into. (I wish I hadn't ruined the blue shirt now this one was picked just to teach me never to get my shirt dirty again and I knew it, this was a fluorescent PINK polo.)And I went to outside. "Oh My God" Edward and Jasper laughed. "Emmett you look very…Um…Very" Roxy began. "-Different" Shaz finished with a smile. "Different…Different he looks like I giant Pink Gorilla!" Jasper said and him and Edward began to laugh even Harder. I could feel myself blush. "Hey look Emmett's the Same shade as his SHIRT" Edward laughed again. "EDWARD I'M WARNING YOU! Your only making things worse for yourself" I threatened. I could see he was about to say something back when Roxy and Shaz interrupted "Ok guy's stop making fun of Emmett he looks very handsome unlike you ya scruff" Shaz said to Edward and Jasper laughed. "I don't know what your laughing about Jasper I'm going to have to do something with your hair it's a MESS" Alice said looking at his hair in utter disgust. "No Alice ple-" he started but stop once he saw the "Jasper? Are You Questioning My Fashion Advice? How Dare You" look.
Edward still looked pretty angry at what Shaz had said but I quite liked how she defended me. "Shaz I'd rather be a scruff then look like Emm-" He began. "EDWARD ATHONY CULLEN! How could you say something so mean about your own brother?!" Roxy look outraged by what he had just said. Edward was in the dog house now. "All of you just go to the car" Alice said pointing her finger to the yellow Porsche in the parking spot three spaces down. Without another word Edward and Jasper started walking down to the car. "Hey Alice since their in the dog house I'll bring them back to our house ok? So you guys can keep them under suspense for a little bit extra!" I said. "That would be nice Thank You Emmett!" Shaz said with a smile kissing me on the cheek, causing my heart to skip a beat. "Glad to help" I laughed and she blushed.
"Dumb&Dumber your going in my Jeep the girls are really angry with you and they quote on quote "don't want to be any were near you for the next while" end quote!" I yelled to them the girls sniggering behind me and ran down to my car.
"Well at least Emmett got back at me now I don't have to wo-" Edward began to whisper to Jasper, who was still trying to figure out how to make it up to Alice.
Knowing Edward and Roxy, Edward could just "Dazzle her"(I think is how she put it)
Into forgiving him. "Ha!Edward if you think that was revenge you have another thing coming to ya! You got yourself into the dog house ad you can too easily get yourself out. Oh no Edward my revenge is still coming and it will be ten times worse than what just happened"
When we arrived back in the house I saw the three girls sitting on the couch. Shaz in the middle smiling at me and Roxy and Alice either side of her legs and arm's crossed with a stern look on there face. Shaz got up and walked over to stand beside, I looked down at her with a questioning look. "I wanted to get a better view" she said and smirked up at me as Jasper and Edward slowly began to walk over to Roxy and Alice.
"Alice I'm really truly sorry I ever…umm…doubted your fashion style…" he started but Alice didn't respond, instead she turned her had like a five year old would to no longer face Jasper. "…And I promise…No I Swear that if you forgive me you can…"He gulped he was about to take the plunge "You can do what ever you want with my hair…" to this Alice responded with a squeal. "Aww Jasper you really do know the way to a girls heart" she gave him a kiss on his nose then grabbed him by the hand and said "Come on Jazzy! I was thinking maybe some honey coloured highlights to compliment you natural hair colour?! What do you think??"
"What ever you want you have my permission" He said and then they were gone.
Now it was Edward's turn.
He took a deep breath and walked over to Roxy. "Hunni?" He said. She turned her head. "Roxy look at me I'm trying to talk to you" He said he couldn't Dazzle her unless she looked him in the eyes. "No. Edward Cullen You are not going to Dazzle your way out of this one!"Roxy said still refusing to look at him. Ha. Edward was lost in trying to make it up to her without Dazzlement!(A/N:I don't think "Dazzlement" is a word but It means: to be able to Dazzle) "Roxy what can I ever do to make it up to you? I mean I was just joking and Emmett knows that"
"No I don't"
"EMMETT stop trying to help!"
"Who said I was trying to help?"
Me and Shaz burst into laughter. Edward glared at us before turning back to Roxy.
She turned around and was finally looking at him,
"You can apologise to Emmett." She said.
"What?! Roxy I was only-" She raised an eyebrow and he sighed "Fine." He got up and walked over to me.
"Emmett I..I…apologise for laughing at you earlier it was really-"
"Extremely" I was milking it for all it was worth.
"-Extremely" he said through gritted teeth. "Rude and mean of me"
"It was" I agreed. "But I forgive you" I said with a smile,
"That was very kind of you Emmett and I'm sure Edward will never do it again. Right?" she looked at him with a piercing look. "yes" he said and dropped his gaze. "Ok Edward can you please take me home I have to be back by 8:00 to baby-sit for Kim. Oh she said Your more than welcome to come to Rodger wants to see you."
"Of Course I would love too. Just let me go grab my coat" He ran upstairs. He came back down about 5 minutes later. Esme was wondering would you and Shaz like to stay over as it's Alice's birthday shopping trip tomorrow." " Of Course I would Shaz?" "Yeh. Can you tell Mum and can you get some of my stuff can you get me my...skinny jeans with the white…no….cream Hollister tank top PLEASE?"
"Yeh of Course…We'll be back around 11:00 at the latest tell Esme not to wait up Edward has a key, Ok"
"Yepers" She smiled, I loved when she added on endings to words.
"Ok see ya babe!" she called to Roxy as she left the house.
"And Edward no stalker looks when your there you'll traumatize Rodger and Kassie!"I yelled to Edward who just laughed. Great now Shaz could help me with my revenge quest!