OO ... YA. Okay. I have no idea. I was looking through my stuff here and decided to post it. I havent looked at anything on my fanfic page for atleast... a year? -whistles-

ANYWAY. Thought I should just upload it before I start to look at something new.

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Memories

"Itachi-san!"

Kisame. He did this every morning. I hated it. So as my eyes opened, I would glare at him. He would smile weakly, jagged teeth barred. As he always did. He was happy.

Too happy to be a cold-hearted, 32 year-old man with a record of multiple thefts,uncounted numbers of deaths, an unmentioned 23 year-old wife and a 6 year-old daughter. Hoshigaki Kisame seemed like the type of man who many would describe as the village idiot.

His actions, never ending smile and childish attitude added to the effect. Even his name was that of a child. In both his family and personal name. It supported his actions. I wonder if its his real name.

He is a wonderful actor. But I suppose he would have to be. His height and appearance was naturally intimidating. No doubt he had to charm his woman before she bore his heir.

He was an idiot.

He didn't need an heir. Nor did he want one. He once told me why before he slept with me for the first time.

"It wasn't about the child at all. It was never about carrying on the Hoshigaki name."

"It was before the seven swordsman were created. I met her on my way home from a mission. We were very young when we were married. But I didn't mind. I was in love with her."

I suppose he took my silence as encouragement to continue. It wasn't.I didnt want to hear about a woman who claimed him first. Just as I'm sure he wouldn't want to hear about Shuisui and my relationship with him.

He was an idiot. And at that moment I understood why his names suited him so much more than his voice or smile. He was genuinly obnoxious, something he couldnt control. It pissed me off. It was attractive.

He did something that other's did not.He tested me on a regular basis. Challenging my sanity. And yet, he knew exactly when to back off. He was incredible.