All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer

Forgot to put that in chapter 1. It's my first fan fiction so I'm still a little bit wobbly.

E pov

I can't believe it yet another woman I was seeing has rung me up to tell me that she no longer has a use for me. She's had enough of my pretty face and body and has no care to get to know me any better. I think a big bottle of sambuka is needed and a C.D full of ACDC to drink away my pain.

A few hours later I'm listening to this house is on fire and i have the best idea in the world. Picking up the phone I carry out my plan.

Ring ring.

Ring ring.

"Hello"

Tanyaaaaaaaaaa

"Edward? Is that you?"

Yes it's me Tanya; do you want to come over?

"Edward your drunk, are you on your own?"

Noooooo I'm not drunk and yes I'm on my own, All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself.

"Edward you just sang, all by myself. You only sing that when a) your drunk and b) something's up! What's the matter?

Nothings the mater. Do I need a reason to ring my best friend?

"You do when it's in the middle of the night!"

Ok ok. Do you remember me telling you about Jessica Stanley?

"Yes of course your new girl friend, I can't wait to meet her, did you to have a fight or something, it wasn't about me was it, I told you the last time, just say we're friends and nothing else!"

Well you could say we had a fight. It seems I got a bit carried away with myself when I called her my girl friend. You see she rang me earlier to tell me that she had fun, but we were getting a bit to serious and that she wanted to cut her loses as she really couldn't see 'us' going anywhere as we had nothing in common.

"Oh love, I'll come right over just give me a few minutes to get dressed, I was asleep before you rang me"