A/N: thank you to all my reviewers, I'm glad you like my story. It was kind of a spur of the moment idea and I didn't know how everyone would react. I appreciate nobody taking offense to it, I love twilight, I promise :]
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( Jacob Black ) doesn't want to face the inevitable .
( Quil Ateara ) commented on Jacob's Status; "Wow someone discovered the dictionary."
( Jacob Black ) commented on his Status; "When are you gonna discover that Claire's two years old?"
( Chris Hansen ) likes this .
( Quil Ateara ) commented on Jacob's Status; "Ha-Ha you're so funny."
( Edward Cullen ) is thirsty and hanging out with Bella .
( Carlisle Cullen ) doesn't like this .
( Edward Cullen ) commented on his Status; "Dad! Why do you have a Facebook?!"
( Isabella Swan ) wrote a note; "Thoughts: Edward is downstairs and as I sit here alone in my bedroom I'm thinking about everything. We keep fighting and I'm tired of playing the field. This note means nothing, I don't even know why I wrote it. Bye."
( Embry Call ) uploaded a new photo to the album: [ CHILLIN' WIT DA LA PUSH HOMIEZ ]
( Jacob Black ) commented on Embry Call's photo; "I'M UNTAGGING MYSELF I WAS DRUNK THAT NIGHT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS SHIT!!"
( Leah Clearwater ) likes Embry call's photo .
( Jacob Black ) commented on Embry Call's photo; "You would like seeing me naked. You pervert."
( Leah Clearwater ) commented on Embry Call's photo; "That's not why I liked it. Don't flatter yourself."
( Jacob Black ) commented on Embry Call's photo; "You're a bad liar. Even on the internet. Don't worry, next time we phase I'll see all the sick fantasies you have of me."
( Leah Clearwater ) commented on Embry Call's photo; "You're such an ass."
( Embry Call ) commented on his photo; "Can you guys call each other and have this conversation or something?! Facebook keeps alerting me to these ongoing comments on my photo. Damn."
( Jasper Hale ) has joined the group "Bloodthirsters Anonymous"
( Carlisle Cullen ) likes this .
( Leah Clearwater ) is getting ready for tonight :)
( Embry Call ) commented on Leah's Status; ":)"
( Quil Ateara ) commented on Leah's Status; "What's going on tonight?"
( Embry Call ) is also getting ready for tonight .
( Quil Ateara ) commented on Embry's status; "I'M SO CONFUSED"
( Jacob Black ) commented on Embry's status; "Hooo shit Embry's gonna become a man tonight."
( Isabella Swan ) took the "WHICH TWILIGHT GUY IS PERFECT FOR YOU?" Quiz and got: "JACOB BLACK - WHEN IT COMES TO MYTHICAL CREATURES YOU CRAVE THE HOT-BLOODED, CARING, AND UBER SEXUAL WEREWOLFBOY JACOB BLACK. HE'LL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT YOU BUT BE CAREFUL NOT TO PROVOKE HIM, AND STAY AWAY FROM THE VAMPIRES!"
( Edward Cullen ) doesn't like this .
( Jacob Black ) commented on Isabella's Quiz; "HEYYY I'M NOT THAT SEXUAL! ...am I?!"
( Isabella Swan ) commented on her Quiz; "Remember that one night in the garage when Edward was gone? In the backseat of the Rabbit?"
( Jacob Black ) commented on Isabella's Quiz; "You had been denying me for like, ever. When I had the chance to get it all out...I just did. You were practically begging for it anyhow."
( Edward Cullen ) commented on Isabella's Quiz; "WTF BELLA YOU SAID YOU'RE A VIRGIN."
( Isabella Swan ) is in deep shit .
( Angela Webber ) likes this .
( Alice Cullen ) commented on Isabella's Wall; "I miss you too! I do love Romania, its quite nice. You would really love it here! How is Forks?"
( Edward Cullen's ) Relationship is now listed as It's Complicated .
( Angela Webber ) likes this .