I don't own Twilight!!! No matter how much I wish I owned Edward's sexy ass!

BPOV

When Charlie saw the Victoria Secret bags he flipped out and he practically screamed, "What the hell did your mother buy you?!" and he pulled out my baby blue night gown, to my embarrassment letting all the people who pass by see it.

"I can't wait to see that on you!" Edward whispered in my ear making me blush.

Charlie stuffed the night gown back into the bag, grabbed all the bags, grabbed me by the arm, and dragged me all the way to the car.

EPOV

"Edward, you'll have to find the mistletoe this year!" Alice thought to me as I tried to find Bella in the hospital.

I found her in the center of the room and to my displeasure Mike was trying to kiss her. He was inches from Bella's lips when she turned her head and he ended up kissing her cheek. "That's my Bella!' I thought to myself.

I was next to Bella in seconds. Mike still had his lips inches from Bella's cheek when I reached them. I pulled Bella into my arms and kissed Bella so hard and long that we were both gasping for air when Mike cleared his throat loudly.

"Stupid Cullen had to steal Bella from me! What does he have that I don't?" I heard Mike think.

"Merry Christmas, Newton." I practically growled still holding Bella close.

"Merry Christmas, Cullen." He growled over his shoulder as he walked away.

At that moment Charlie walked into the room as Santa, sat in Santa's chair, and said loudly, "Ho, ho, ho! Are their any naughty kids in the building?" and he added in his thought, "Where is Edward?

When Charlie said that all the kid s looked at the ground.

"I should have warned Edward!" Alice thought.

Charlie found me with my arms around Bella and holding her close as he thought, "I found you!" and he then said out loud, "Come here, Eddie!'

Without thinking I started to bring Bella with me as I walked toward him and Charlie called, "No, Eddie, leave, Bells there. She's been a good girl and you've been a very naughty boy!" at this the kids gasped.

I heard Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rose bust out laughing as I reluctantly let go of Bella and when I looked up I saw them leaning against the wall for support.

"He's never going to live this down!" Emmett thought.

"He must love her if he let's her father cal him 'Eddie'! He hates that name!" Rose thought.

"Now, Eddie, I have a present for you-"Charlie said as he dug around in his big red bag, "here it is!" and he handed me a piece of coal that had a big purple bow around it. (Big purple bow is a family joke) I tried to look upset for the kids as I walked down the aisle, but Charlie grabbed me saying, "Who knows what to do to not get on the naughty list?"

A little 10 year old said, "Don't bite girls, especially the ones you like!"

"Hear that, Eddie? No more biting Bella!" Emmett thought.

A 6 year old said, "No calling your brothers names." And Jasper stuck his tongue out.

A 13 year old said, "No sneaking into your girlfriend's bedroom at night when her dad's asleep."

Emmett, Rose, Jasper, and Alice all fell to the floor laughing and Bella had to lean against the wall for support as she laughed.

"No flaunting Be-your girlfriend around boys who can't have her. No kissing her in front of them or holding her close." Mike said.

I watched as Bella fell to the floor laughing and between her laughs she managed to say, "Yeah, right, Mike!"

"What does she mean 'yeah, right, Mike'?" Charlie thought and then said out loud, "You can go, Bella your turn. Now where's my elf?"

Bella and Alice walked up to Charlie. Once, they got up there Bella sat on Charlie's lap, Alice went to the big red bag, pulled out Bella's present, handed it to her, and on came the kids.

Bella had climbed down the stairs and into my arms.

"Come on, Jake! She's right there, but she's with that bloodsucker! Just go over to her and give her the silver cross necklace!" Jacob Black thought.

I must have growled because Bella stiffened and the rest of my family was around us in an instant.

Jacob approached carefully, when he was in front of us he said, "Bella, I have something for you."

He tried to hand it to Bella, but Bella refused to take it saying, "Thank you, Jake, but no thank you. I don't have anything for you."

"Everyone, open your presents!" Charlie called out.

Bella opened hers to find a blue, purple, and black corset and a diamond tiara.

"Edward, you didn't!" she practically screamed.

"Oh, yes, I did!" I said teasingly to her.

"What's that?" a 6 year old asked Bella pointing to the corset causing me to bust out laughing.

"It's an undershirt." Bella told the little girl blushing.

"I'd love to see Bella in just that! Oh, shit the bloodsucker can hear my thoughts!" but Jacob still at Bella and pictured her in only the corset.

I had him pinned to the wall in seconds and I growled at him, "Don't ever picture Bella that way again!"

"Edward, stop! Come here and help me with something!" Bella said in a pleading tone.

I reluctantly let Jacob slip out of my grasp and following Bella outside into the hallway. Once, we were in the hall she lead me into an empty hall way.

She pushed me against the wall and started kissing a trail of kisses up my neck. I wrapped my around Bella's waist so that she could wrap her legs around me.

Before I knew what was happening my shirt was off and my hands were traveling.

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!!!!!!!!!" Charlie screamed from behind Bella, "What the hell do you think your doing?!"

"Kissing Edward under the mistletoe you put up earlier!" Bella said innocently.

"I knew I should have hid that damn plant!" Charlie thought and then said out loud, "Let's go it's time that you got home and I haven't decided if you're punished!"

Charlie pulled Bella off of me and dragged her to the car thinking, "She's so going to get a talking to in the car!!!!"

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