Hermione looked around her to discover her friends were gone.
"Just as well." Ron said smirking to himself, "They probably had better things to do then to listen to you complain."
"That's alright, I'll win this argument without their assistants." Hermione replied.
"Is that all you care about, winning arguments!" cried out Ron "Is that why we're always fighting?"
"No!" answered Hermione in a shrill voice, "That is not why we fight! We fight because you always make stupid mistakes!"
"Me!" laughed out Ron, "I'm not the one who insisted that if we all ate carrots for a week, we would get better eyesight!"
"Well, I'm not the one who thought it would be a funny joke to replace the sorting hat with a electronic Santa hat, which I may remind you didn't work." replied Hermione, "If you would only read Hogwarts; a History..."
As their fight ranged on and on, it went from how Ron almost set the school on fire during Potions, to how Hermione decided to give all of the house elves Christmas presents of earmuffs.
"...Your never going to let that one die are you Hermione!" said Ron, "Just because I made you forgot to do your homework for Transfiguration..."
"I wouldn't have forgotten to do it if it weren't for you demanding I try one of your brothers trick candies!" said Hermione right over him.
After a half an hour of this they finally started to settle down. They both fell into the Common Room's soft couches.
"What were we arguing about again?" asked Hermione.
"No idea." said Ron on the brink of falling asleep, "Something about Butterfinger Bars or something."
"I'm tired of it!" said Hermione, "I'm tired of our constant fighting that we even forget what it was about."
"What should we do, go to friend counseling?" asked Ron sarcastically.
"No, I think we should have a contest that settles things once and for all." said Hermione slyly.
"You mean like a bet?" asked Ron
"Precisely! I say we find out if one of us can be the better other. If we just pretend to be the other, we could see. "
"What you mean like a bet?" asked Ron
"Yes. I was thinking if we just pretend to be each other for a whole day, and we trick our fellow classmates that we are each other, we could see if one of us could be better."
"Well, I'm sorry Hermione, but I'm not going to parade around the school for an entire day in a dress to prove I'm right."
"Whatever, you just don't want to humiliate yourself." said Hermione.
"Who does?" asked Ron
"You just don't want to embarrass yourself and see that I'm right."
"Dream on! I would take you up on this stupid bet, but it is impossible! I think everyone would be able to tell if I went from no cup to a size D cup..."
Hermione slapped Ron across the face.
"You idiot! How could you say such a thing!" said Hermione quite red
in the face.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm just saying you or me cross dressing
wouldn't go unnoticed!"
"Of course I thought of that! Haven't you forgotten about Polyjuice
Potion? I just read..."
(Author's note: Here at this point I had a choice to make. Would I
have Hermionie just find the Polyjuice Potion, or would I write about
the month of the time it would actually take to create the potion like
a true writer. So, I naturally made the right decision...)
"...the note I found by my bed this morning by my bed which led me to
a hidden source of Polyjuice potion!"
"Who was it signed by?" asked Ron
"Someone named Hogwarts Moonbeam, or something."
"So, if I drink the potion I would get D CUPS?"
Hermione lifts her hand.
(Author note: You go girl!)
"I'm sorry! It's just weird! I don't want to do that!"
"Okay, you can just forfeit the bet then, and prove once and for all
that I'm right!" replied Hermione
"Your on! What are the stakes?" asked Ron
"Winner, meaning me, who fools everyone in the school and doesn't
quit, proves they have been right in all arguments from year one to
this year six. And they get to order the other around for a whole
day."
"You got it," said Ron
The two friends shook hands in agreement and headed up to their rooms
without a word.
Harry and Ginny look at each other from their hiding spot from behind
the stairs and stare at each other.
"Oh no!" they said in a whispered unison
"Just as well." Ron said smirking to himself, "They probably had better things to do then to listen to you complain."
"That's alright, I'll win this argument without their assistants." Hermione replied.
"Is that all you care about, winning arguments!" cried out Ron "Is that why we're always fighting?"
"No!" answered Hermione in a shrill voice, "That is not why we fight! We fight because you always make stupid mistakes!"
"Me!" laughed out Ron, "I'm not the one who insisted that if we all ate carrots for a week, we would get better eyesight!"
"Well, I'm not the one who thought it would be a funny joke to replace the sorting hat with a electronic Santa hat, which I may remind you didn't work." replied Hermione, "If you would only read Hogwarts; a History..."
As their fight ranged on and on, it went from how Ron almost set the school on fire during Potions, to how Hermione decided to give all of the house elves Christmas presents of earmuffs.
"...Your never going to let that one die are you Hermione!" said Ron, "Just because I made you forgot to do your homework for Transfiguration..."
"I wouldn't have forgotten to do it if it weren't for you demanding I try one of your brothers trick candies!" said Hermione right over him.
After a half an hour of this they finally started to settle down. They both fell into the Common Room's soft couches.
"What were we arguing about again?" asked Hermione.
"No idea." said Ron on the brink of falling asleep, "Something about Butterfinger Bars or something."
"I'm tired of it!" said Hermione, "I'm tired of our constant fighting that we even forget what it was about."
"What should we do, go to friend counseling?" asked Ron sarcastically.
"No, I think we should have a contest that settles things once and for all." said Hermione slyly.
"You mean like a bet?" asked Ron
"Precisely! I say we find out if one of us can be the better other. If we just pretend to be the other, we could see. "
"What you mean like a bet?" asked Ron
"Yes. I was thinking if we just pretend to be each other for a whole day, and we trick our fellow classmates that we are each other, we could see if one of us could be better."
"Well, I'm sorry Hermione, but I'm not going to parade around the school for an entire day in a dress to prove I'm right."
"Whatever, you just don't want to humiliate yourself." said Hermione.
"Who does?" asked Ron
"You just don't want to embarrass yourself and see that I'm right."
"Dream on! I would take you up on this stupid bet, but it is impossible! I think everyone would be able to tell if I went from no cup to a size D cup..."
Hermione slapped Ron across the face.
"You idiot! How could you say such a thing!" said Hermione quite red
in the face.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm just saying you or me cross dressing
wouldn't go unnoticed!"
"Of course I thought of that! Haven't you forgotten about Polyjuice
Potion? I just read..."
(Author's note: Here at this point I had a choice to make. Would I
have Hermionie just find the Polyjuice Potion, or would I write about
the month of the time it would actually take to create the potion like
a true writer. So, I naturally made the right decision...)
"...the note I found by my bed this morning by my bed which led me to
a hidden source of Polyjuice potion!"
"Who was it signed by?" asked Ron
"Someone named Hogwarts Moonbeam, or something."
"So, if I drink the potion I would get D CUPS?"
Hermione lifts her hand.
(Author note: You go girl!)
"I'm sorry! It's just weird! I don't want to do that!"
"Okay, you can just forfeit the bet then, and prove once and for all
that I'm right!" replied Hermione
"Your on! What are the stakes?" asked Ron
"Winner, meaning me, who fools everyone in the school and doesn't
quit, proves they have been right in all arguments from year one to
this year six. And they get to order the other around for a whole
day."
"You got it," said Ron
The two friends shook hands in agreement and headed up to their rooms
without a word.
Harry and Ginny look at each other from their hiding spot from behind
the stairs and stare at each other.
"Oh no!" they said in a whispered unison