Greg went over to the desk, "Ay excuse me senorita... I need to get un haircut por favor si si!"
The lady merely raised her shades and said, "Bitch why u talkin at me in spanish for, we all no u a white boy"
"Oh sorri sorri, bitchita!" Greg said, "I just need to get to my appointment with Hector, he supposed to be cutting my hair today"
Hector grabbed Greg and shoved him in a chair.
"Watchu want mayne" Hector said.
"Whateva" Greg said
Hector shaved all of greg's hair off.
Then he grabbed surgical scissors and a drill, and made a zig zag incision in Greg's skull and pulled his brain out through it, the brain began bleeding, and Hector began unraveling the brain, leaving it's bloodied strands flowing down the sides of Greg's head like thick slimy pink and red dreads.
"Ay HEcotr, thass how u get a fucked up fam!" Greg said.