"Yoruichi-sama?" Byakuya looked back at the speaker who was none else than Soifun.

"Indeed." He answered, looking down at his feet.

"What do you have against Yoruichi?" Renji probed, Byakuya glared at the red head out of the corner of his eye.

"That CAT as been a symbol of my annoyance in my teen-aged years. When I became an adult there was respect from her obviously because of my power but now I am a mere human and she often used to refer to me as..." Byakuya seemed beyond trauma to say the words.

"What's that Kuchiki? I can't be worse than what Yachiru calls you." Kenpachi laughed. Byakuya looked up at him with a sour look on his face.

"...cute." Kenpachi stared at him for a long moment ans then burst out laughing. "HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?" Byakuya yelled angrily, "HOW ABOUT I GO AROUD HUGGING YOU AND SAYING 'Oh Zaraki-san, you're so cute!'" Byakuya's words seemed to sober him.

"Okay Kuchiki, firstly never say that again an secondly, you are cute when you make that face." Kenpachi grinned at him.

"Hmm..."

"Oh would you quit it already!" Byakuya yelled at his fukutaicho.

"I don't understand, you don't like being called cute?" Hitsugaya said bemused. Byakuya glared at him.

"no it's just not that," He answered, his face flushing, "do you know what Yoruichi's human transformation is after she runs around as a cat?"

"Yeah a naked...woman..."

"Yeah, well since I've become human I've found women attractive so to speak." Renji opened his mouth and quickly shut at as Byakuya shared him a daring glower.

"I doubt Yoruichi-sama would do such a thing!" Soifun defended, her cheeks ablaze.

"I wish I could agree with you, but as son as she got back she pulled the trick on me to see how I would react and I didn't but now..." Byakuya shook his head hard, his cheeks covered in blush. "That is why you can't let me go to the human world, please Yammamoto Taicho!" Every one looked at the old man who remained unmoving holding on to his staff at the head of the assembly

"Kuchiki Byakuya will go to the real world along with the other Shinigami in the next three hours and remain there until he has been returned to his original self." Byakuya stared at the old man for a long moment.

"WHAT! WERN"T YOU LISTENING? The woman and the boobs and the nudity and the noise and the kisses... I mean come on! Haven't I been a good enough Shinigami? What did I do to you that's so wrong that I deserve that kind of punishment?" Byakuya Stared at the old man miserably.

"I will allow you your finances." Yammamoto said.

"Well I guess it can't be that bad!" He said soberly.

"Well then, you have you order, you may leave."

Six hours later after sobering Matsumoto, calming Hitsugaya and getting a team of Momo, Renji, Ikkaku, Yumichika and Rukia.

Byakuya was sitting in Uraharra's shop, waiting for the other Shinigami to get outfitted, under his eye twitching.

"Most interesting, I've never seen anything like it." Uraharra was saying, raising Byakuya's arms and poking his ribs.

"WILL YOU STOP IT!" He snapped.

"You're completely human, I wonder how he did it." Uraharra muttered, pulling at the top of Byakuya's robes down.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Byakuya yelled, yanking his clothes back up, feeling his skin flame at the nudity

"Completely human, I wonder if your reproductive capabilities work." Uraharra muttered.

"You'll never know." Byakuya muttered darkly.

"Hey hat and clogs, you there?" Byakuya stared at the sound of the familiar voice. "Ishida said he felt some Shinigami come in and he said it had someone I'd want to meet here but he won't tell and..." Ichigo stared at the boy standing in the middle of the room with his robes hanging off one shoulder and the other showing his skinny back.

"Good afternoon to you, Kurosaki Ichigo."

AN-I know I could have written this yesterday... but what ever... so... it's officially a Renji Byakuya story... I can't think anymore... I'm going to do my home work...