Welcome to, Chaos On Deck Part II...

You know the spiel, I do not own Star Wars, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, The Stormtroopers, Mara Jade, or the Death Star, these are all copyrights of LucasFilm Ltd. As this is a spoof things are going to happen in extremely bizarre ways and totally different from the story line.

This spoof in particular is taken from a roleplay the people listed below and I did on , a few days ago and is technically a continuation of Part I. Now on to the participaters...

Marly_Hugo35 (Me) - Darth Vader (Also several minor characters such as Sam, random Stormtroopers)

bugsbunny7117 - Emperor Palpatine

mara_jade_red_5 - Mara Jade

rose101364 - Barnabus The Stormtrooper and Mr. Wilkins The Demented Janitor (OC's)

So, with all that stuff covered on to the story... please rate, comment, stuff like that... and above all enjoy...

Several months had passed since the "Mole-People Incident" and all had become calm on the Deathg Star Vr. 78.2843 in the waning weeks after the mole people had been captured and returned promptly to their cells. Only a few major fails had occurred since the apprehension of Dr. Fraglehorn for "Scientific Misconduct And Blatant Disregard For Genetics And Their Affects On Offspring". Most notable of these was 's escape by creating the Platypus-People who had broken their master free from his cell before all of them had been captured and put in Maximum Security (A.K.A. - Cryogenics Labs 12-15) to prevent further misconduct until their fate could be decided. Thee escapees has been ascertained before they could reach the preexisting mole-people in their apparently easily escapable cell. The next major event was the PINK Division's presentation of awards for "Outstanding Actions In A Crisis That Could Easily Have Killed Us All" which eventually led to their upgrade to the PUCE Squad. Lastly the Death Star Vr. 78.2843 had received a very botched up shipment of teal paint which had filled up an entire room of the battle station. But, enough about what has happened, on to what is happening...

Darth Vader sat aboard a golf cart as he lead the tour of the lower levels of the Teal Star, nicknamed to commemorate the new color due to a surplus of teal paint, "On your left, through those super, industrial strength, laser proof glass windows you'll see the main reactor, many Stormtroopers have fallen victim to the..." "PAGING SIR DARK LORD VADER TO THE THRONE ROOM, THERE'S BEEN A BREACH IN THE MOLE-PEOPLE CELL, PLEASE ARRIVE FA... SORRY, I DROPPED THE MIC, HURRY!," announced Samuel over the mic, as the golf cart jolted to a stop. "Excuse me, urgent Empire business to attend to; must go, remain cal..." "ATTENTION! THE MOLE-PEOPLE ARE DEFIANTLY LOOSE ON-BOARD THE STATION! PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE NEAREST ANTI-MOLE-PEOPLE FACILITY OR THE CHEESE ROOM! IT IS A NATURAL FACT THAT MOLE-PEOPLE HATE CHEESE! THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY!" Vader turned in horror to see the tour group stampede towards him, he raced off down the hall towards the elevator, and jumped inside. He pressed the appropriate button and laughed manically to himself as he went in search of the Emperor.

A very angry Mr. Wilkins stalked about the Teal Star, pushing his janitor's cart, "Stupid mole-people." he grumbled, sounding startlingly like Mara, "Why the heck do I have to clean up after them?" "Well, you are the janitor," said Barnabus brightly, popping out of the cart. Mr Wilkins groaned, "Barnabus, what are you doing in my cart?" The Stormtrooper shrugged, "I felt really bad about the whole 'blowing up your zamboni to get away from the mole-people' thing, so I decided to follow you around all day and help you!" "Do me a favor, Barnabus," muttered the old man, "Don't..." Barney pouted, "But, I won't push the big red button again! I promise!" he started to sob. "OH MY WINDEX, IF I LET YOU COME WITH ME, WILL YOU STOP WITH THE TEARS?" roared the janitor, trying his best to sound scary. Apparently, he failed miserably, as Barney squealed and jumped back into the janitor's cart. "I'm going to regret this, aren't I?" Wilkins asked himself, setting off down the hallway again.

The Emperor paced across his throne room shaking his head, "ANOTHER mole-people outbreak? I TOLD them to double lock those bars, but NO! NO ONE listens to the Emperor!" That didn't even make SENSE there was NO ONE above him! He sighed and saw his apprentice coming towards him, hopefully with some sort of pleasant news.

"Sir I have unpleasant news," Vader said as he got closer, "The mole-people have escaped, and have freed the platypus-people from their cryostasis as well" "ATTENTION! THE PLATYPUS-PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM THEIR CRYOSTASIS BY THE MOLE-PEOPLE! HIDE YOUR CHILDS, SORRY CHILDREN, YOUR COOKIES, AND ANY CHIHUAHUAS YOU MIGHT POSSESS! THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DEMISE AND A WONDERFUL CHASE SCENE"

"THEY WHAT?" Palpatine nearly had a heart attack, "Good FORCE MAN! We've GOT to get them and Dr. Whatever OFF the Teal Star!" He was frantic, practically ready to run around in circles screaming, but no, he had to keep his whit's and appearance about him.

"I agree, as soon as this crisis is abated we must eject them into the deepest reaches of space," Vader said as he starred off into the core where several terrified people ran from Mole-people around the concourses that circled the reactor's glass shield.

"But how are we going to do it? I mean They're RABID!," the Emperor queried.

'Hmm, an intriguing question my master," Vader said as the P.A. seemed blared, "ATTENTION! TK-34353954957*&^453$%#$%^ HAS MANAGED TO FIND A WAY TO DESTROY THE MOLE-PEOPLE! CHEDDAR COOKIES OF DOOM! THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL!" "THAT'S IT!," Vader exclaimed as he started to waddle off towards the kitchens, "Follow me, there's a shipment of cheddar cookies that just arrived!"

The Ancient Sith Lord hobbled after his apprentice towards the kitchen, he didn't' know where the cookies would be, so he followed along for now.

"AH,HELP THE MOLE-PEOPLE THEIR AFTER M...," screamed a Stormtrooper as he rushed across the hall followed by the accused mole-people and severe screaming. "Just through this door," Vader said, taking no mind to the deceased trooper, "And BAM! Cheddar cookie storage."

The Emporer hobbled into the room and began grabbing as many boxes as he could carry, "HURRY MAN!" he stopped and had an after thought "...Just don't kill the one with the collar, that one's Maras pet."

"George Harrison?," Vader inquired as he loaded a cart down with the cookies. Suddenly the sound of thousands of paws shuffling and hundreds of tiny clasps being snapped informed them that the army of mole-people had put collars on themselves.

Palpatine could only stare... they ALL wore red collars now... He turned his head and stared blanlkly at his apprentice as if to say, 'Now what?'

"Call them by name?," Vader ventured as he loaded the Cookie Cannon conveniently located aboard the cart.

Pal-patine tried it, "GEORGE HARRISON!" The entire Army stepped forward, sniffing innocently and attempting to look cute...Palpatine was agian at a lose and his shoulders fell, laden with dispair.

"Darn, thought that would work for sure, hmm...," Vader stood for a second running a hand down his non-existent chin, "Perhaps..." "ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! AN OVERLY LARGE AND SEVERELY CUDDLY MOLE-PERSON HAS TURNED UP AT THE COMMAND CENTER WITH TAGS READING GEORGE HARRISON, THANK YOU!" The mole-people exchanged looks of sheer terror as Vader readied the cannon.

Palpative cackled and began loading his own cannon, "On my mark" he said menecingly. "One...Two..."

"Twelve, sixteen," Vader said, "My research shows they're extremely good at counting." "EIGHTEEN, TWENTY-ONE, TWELVE HUNDRED AND FOUR," pitched in Sam over the P.A. as the mole people did mental math.

"THREE!" Said Palpatine cutting down a group in the front of the mass, catching them with his surprise counting skills.

Mara, who hadgone unnoticed until now was eating the last peice of bologna on the ship. It was yummy and moldy. "Georgie!" one mole person stepped out to stand at her side. "good boy."

"FIRE!" Vader said as the cannon fired and the entire front row fell. He turned to face the Emperor, a Rambo Headband suddenly gracing the brow of his helmet, "I think we got them this time Master." "ATTENTION! REMEMBER THOSE PLATYPUS-PEOPLE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EARLIER? YOU DON'T? I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS ONLY LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO, I MEAN... WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE... OH YEAH! THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY TO THE KITCHENS AS WE SPEAK, WELL AS YOU LISTEN, WELL... THANK YOU, BYE!"

Palpatine stared up at the nearest speaker, "REALLY!" he cried in frusteration. He turned to Vader, "you handle these guys," he stopped dramatically and pulled his cowel low over his eyes with a mischevious grin, "I'll handle the Platypuses" And with that he rushed off in the other dirrection from the mole-peoples.

Mara followed the Emperor, "Can I have one of those too?"

"Huh?, the Emperor stopped in the middle of this dramatic dash, almost glaring at his apprentice for breaking his moment, "Have one of WHAT?"

"The platypus people. Georgie wants a friend" she nibbled on her moldy bologna.

Palpatine's eye twitched...but he eventually gave in, "Fine, but you're ruining my moment, Join it or get!" The Emperor was a dramatic man

"YAY! Lead me to Paul!," she yelled and nibbled more on her moldy bologna. It was endless!

"I BELIEVE IT'S PLATYPI!," Vader called after his master as he reloaded the cannon for the last three mole-people, "Say nighty-night!" "NIGHTY-NIGHT!," rang Sam on the P.A. enthusiastically, "OH, IN OTHER NEWS... THE SALSA-OFF, WE MEAN THE FOOD HERE GUYS, WILL BE HELD THIS SATURDAY IN THE GRAND HALL! THE CHILIPALOOZA COOK-OFF EXTREME WILL BE HELD NEXT SATURDAY AT 3:00 IN THE MAIN LOBBY! WHICH BRINGS UP THE QUESTION OF WHERE OUR MAIN LOBBY IS! BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! ALSO TO THE OWNER OF THE PURPLE SHUTTLE, YOU LEFT YOUR SPACE LIGHTS ON! THANK YOU!"

The Emperor lead her forward onward on their dramatic dash finally leanding them in front of the army of platypus-people he drew his saber and signaled his apprentice to do the same, "Let's Do this!"

"ONE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT... RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT THE ONLY EFFECTIVE WAY OF DESTROYING PLATYPUS-PEOPLE IS TO THROW GUACAMOLE AT THEM FORCEFULLY, THEY ARE IMPERVIOUS TO LIGHTSABERS AND BACON! THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL!," said Sam.

Vader fired on the mole-people and destroyed them before racing off to find the Emperor.

Mara lit her lightsaber but it squirted water instead. "Wrong one!" she apologized as she activated her real lightsaber and jumped on a platypus-person. "Hi Paul!" she put a collar on Paul and led him to George.

Palpatine leapt at them fiercely, swinging the saber back and forth... only, of course, to find that they had natural energy shields about them, "WHAT!"

"MASTER, MASTER, Sam says we need guacamole and lots of it!," Vader hollered across the room as he ran in. "THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL! I SAID THAT GUACAMOLE WAS THE ONLY THING THAT COULD DESTROY THEM AND THAT BACON AND LIGHTSABERS HAVE NO EFFECT, PFFT!," retorted the speakers.

Palpatine was shocked, but he was now in the middle of the crowd, and suddenly was dragged underneath. "HEEELPP!" he screamed, one arm reaching up above him as he was swallowed by the mass of platypi.

Vader ran forward grabbing the guacamole and chips on the way and begun dipping the chips in the guacamole before throwing them like ninja stars at the platypi who fell beneath the amazing power of the CHIP! He reached the Emperor and tossed the guacamole at him as he raced out of the throng, "Put that on and run!"

Palpatine managed to turn over the bowl and dump the guacamole over himself, freeing himself from the platypi. "HA!" He cried and began tossing it at the platypi wildly.

Vader ran over to the wall and shattered a large glass box, labeled "IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES BREAK GLASS", and shattered the glass before pulling the lever inside and laughing manically as a large Guacamole Cannon dropped down from the ceiling and he took it and begun to fire the guacamole at the platypi.

Moments later the group of Imperial Associates stood in a room covered in guacamole and defeated platypi. Everything was calm, or was it?...

Well, That's it for Part II, hope you enjoyed.

Did you get some of your questions answered? If not stay tuned for more installments.

Please comment if there are any specific things or characters you wish to see in future installments and make sure to rate.

I might make the next one the story of Dr. Fraglehorn if we don't have a good RP soon. Maybe...

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