I forgot to put a disclaimer, so: I do not own Pokemon, whatsoever. Unless you count the Eevee I caught after spending hours in the %^&* trophy garden :D
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Okay, back to reality. I'll be posting a new chapter of cold day 2-3 days later, and another chapter of a new destiny 2-3 day after that. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully. Anyway...I hope you like this new chapter! Also, to clear something up, I did not think the original story sucked. I thought the original story plot sucked. So I'm writing a better plot! If people really like the original, I still have the original documents :P, so if you want to, I can post them also.
It's cold, dark and smells like a perfume bottle. Are all Pokeballs like this?
I shivered in my ball. What's going to happen to me? Am I someone's pet now? What am I even?
The ball opened, and I popped out, landing heavily on the floor. I groaned and opened my eyes, to see a boy with dazzling green eyes, and an Umbreon. The boy was staring at me, mouth agape, while the Umbreon swept his gaze over me, as if I was not worth his time.
''Umbreon, is that...an actual...Eevee?'' The boy gasped. ''That's so rare! I can sell it it for over a million dollars!''
Wait...sell?!
''Tsch. As if anyone would bother even looking at this thing.'' Umbreon turned his head, nose pointing in the air.
''Screw the Pidgey! We have ourselves a money bag!'' The boy raised me proudly.
''Lenny, it can't even use Tackle. All you have in your hands is a liability.'' Umbreon said.
''You're a real blast at parties,'' I remarked. ''Ever had a girl even notice you before?''
Umbreon blushed furiously, and turned his back on me.
''I knew it.'' I smirked. Lenny hugged me tightly, making me wheeze and cough, then put me down.
''Wait...we can evolve the Eevee, and it will be more valuable!'' Lenny snapped his fingers. ''All right, you're coming with us, Eevee!''
''WHAT?!'' Umbreon swiveled to us, shocked. ''NO! I AM NOT HAVING ANOTHER ONE IN MY LIFE!''
Another one?
''Umbreon, I know you hate him, but don't overreact! I'm sure this Eevee and you will get along fine!'' Lenny scratched my ears, and I moaned in pleasure.
''You can't do this to me!'' Umbreon was trembling like a leaf. ''I VALUE MY SANITY!''
''Well, deal with it, Umbreon!'' Lenny snapped. ''It's coming, whether you like it or not!''
Umbreon glared at his trainer, before storming off.
''Sorry about that, Umbreon's just a little...concerned about having another one in my party.'' Lewis said apologetically.
''Concerned.'' I raised an eyebrow. Lenny suddenly stared at me like I was crazy.
''What the...speak again!'' He commanded, tapping his temple.
''He should be more 'concerned' about you!'' I rolled my eyes. ''Are you crazy or something?''
''I..can understand you!'' He smacked his forehead. ''This is a miracle! A talking Eevee will sell big on the black market!'' He gazed at me wickedly, with an evil gleam in his eyes.
''Would I be more valuable if I told you I used to be human?'' I said, resting my head on my paw.
''Why, yes actually!...WHAATTTTT?!'' He suddenly let go of me, and I fell on my tail. I yelped at the sudden, sharp pain, and quickly stood on my fours.
''No wonder Umbreon's like that.'' I blinked away tears. ''You dropped me from like, six feet in the air!''
''You're a human?'' He crouched down and stared at me intensely. ''What happened?''
''The truth?'' I asked. ''Please.'' Lenny put a hand on his chest.
''Your Pokeball went sailing in the air, hit me on the head and turned me into a Pokemon.'' I summed it up. Lenny's eye was twitching, and a smile tugged at his lips.
''PFFTT HAHAAHA!'' He fell on his side, laughing. I glared at him.
''It's not funny! I'm serious!'' I said, but he was still laughing.
''Ow, my side! That was a good one, man.'' He shook his head, still clutching his sides. ''But seriously, tell me.''
Sanity nearly broken.
I breathed in deeply to calm down a bit, then Lenny suddenly pulled out two other Pokeballs. ''Welcome to the family! You guys get acquainted, okay? I'll find Umbreon.''
He sounded genuinely concerned for the Eeveelution. They're just like siblings, the two of them...
''Gotta go before he scares off all the female Pokemon in this place!'' Lenny tipped his cap. ''Get to know each other! Bye!'' He released the two Pokemon, and ran off.
A Pikachu and a Glaceon. Well, at least now I knew what Umbreon was talking about.
''I need 69 hours of sleep...'' The Glaceon mumbled. It sounded like a boy. ''This better be a good reason, Black Dog!''
''Don't call him that anymore, Glaceon!'' The Pikachu pleaded. ''His name is Umbreon!''
''Okay, MinorWatt.'' The Glaceon yawned loudly. Wow, he's a mega jerk.
The Pikachu shrunk back to his Pokeball, staring at the ground. ''Hey, who are you?'' He suddenly noticed me.
''I'm new,'' I admitted. ''I just got caught, and the Glaceon is a mega jerk.''
''Who dares to-'' Glaceon lifted an eyebrow, then his cheeks flushed furiously. ''I, um, hi! Will you marry me?'' He pleaded me with cute, puppy dog eyes.
''No.'' The Glaceon gasped, and took a step back. ''You..don't like me?!'' He started crying.
''No, no! I didn't mean that!'' I said, but Glaceon was bawling like a baby. He rolled on the ground, legs folded in his body so he looked like a blue dirty cute hot dog.
''Stop!'' I put out a paw, and the Glaceon stopped on it. He was still crying.
''Pikachu, help me!'' I turned to him desperately, but he just shook his head, like I had no hope of getting Glaceon to calm down.
''It's okay, Glaceon!'' I cooed him, as he cried a river. ''I like you, I really do!''
He suddenly stopped, and looked at me smugly. ''You like my crying?''
Author's note: I EVOLVED MY EEVEE INTO A GLACEON OMGEEEEEE. SO CUTEEE! Back to the story.
I gaped at him, then kicked him. He tumbled into Pikachu, sending them crashing to the ground.
''You lied to me!'' I yelled. ''I actually thought you were crying!''
''Yeah, I have this talent for acting.'' Glaceon jumped off Pikachu, who was knocked out cold.
''Curse, more likely.'' I muttered. Glaceon flashed me a sheepish grin. He actually did look cute and all...
''So will you marry me?'' He asked, which completely ruined my very short good impression of him.
''If you stop calling Umbreon a Black Dog, I'll think about it.'' I said. I don't know why I bothered to help, it just seems wrong for him to keep calling Umbreon that.
''That's like asking me to jump in a lake of lava!'' Glaceon protested. ''There's no way I can do that!''
''What a pity. For a second, I thought you were actually a man.'' I shook my head. Glaceon opened his mouth like he wanted to protest, but Lenny and Umbreon had already walked to us.
''Okay, guys, we've settled our problems!'' Lenny clapped his hands. The Umbreon walked away without even looking at him.
''Somewhat.'' Lenny's shoulders slumped. Umbreon gave me a look of distaste, before glaring at Glaceon.
''Hi Bl-I mean Umbreon!'' Glaceon forced the words out. Wow, he must be really serious about me.
Umbreon noticed it too. ''Did you just call me Umbreon?'' His eyes widened.
''No! I wanted to call you a B-B-Boy!'' Glaceon shook in his spot. He closed his eyes, like he was enduring a Hyper Beam or something.
Umbreon looked at me curiously, and I winked at him. Realization slowly washed across his face, and he gave me a nod. A slight one, but at least he tried.
''That's the first time I've seen you two so close together!'' Lenny remarked. Umbreon and Glaceon were standing about two feet away from each other, and upon Lenny's words, instantly walked away from each other.
''Maybe you're not so useless.'' Umbreon whispered to me, before sitting down. ''It's a miracle that Glaceon's calling me my name.''
''It wasn't so hard. And maybe you'll get a date! Wait, that's a miracle.'' I said snidely. Umbreon gave me a death glare.
Pikachu woke up, and slowly walked to us, rubbing his head. ''What happened, guys?''
Everyone ignored him. Umbreon pretended to look at Lenny, while Glaceon whistled.
''Okay. Nevermind,'' Pikachu bowed to us, like we were his masters. Then he scurried to Lenny.
''You guys are so mean,'' I sighed. Both of them said ''Hey!'', looking at me.
''What's so bad about Pikachu?'' I asked. ''He doesn't seem so bad to me. Why do you shun him out like some outsider?''
''Because he is.'' Umbreon snarled. ''He's lucky to even be here. If Lenny didn't speak up for him, I'll tear out his throat for-''
Glaceon coughed, and jabbed a paw in my direction. Umbreon immediately clamped up, staring at the ground.
''For what? What?'' I asked Umbreon, but he didn't budge. So I tried my luck with Glaceon.
''Please? You're so cute and cuddly, I like that! I also like Pokemon that are honest and won't tell a lie.'' I said, moving closer to him.
He shook his head furiously, and opened his mouth. But before he could speak, Lenny walked over to us, with a steaming plate of food. He put it down, and the Pokemon all gobbled it up.
''Eat up, Eevee!'' Lenny patted my back. ''What's wrong?''
''You're asking me to eat the same food as three males?'' I said, looking at the trio. ''Girls have expectations, you know!''
''You're not a girl!'' Glaceon said with a full mouth. I glared at him, and he chuckled.
''Too bad, cause I've already cleaned the cooking pot, and there's no way I'm going to do all that again.'' Lenny said. ''It's either you eat with them, or don't eat at all.''
I grumbled and walked off, leaving Lenny scratching his head. I walked to the edge of the forest, and sat down on my belly.
''Being an Eevee sucks...I'm so small and tiny, I could probably be crushed by a falling rolling pin.'' I sighed. ''Where are you, dad...I hope you're safe. I hope that this change isn't permanent, or else I'll probably scream my heart out.''
A shooting star flew past the earth, leaving a dazzling tail of blue light in its wake.
''A shooting star!'' I exclaimed, jumping up. ''I wish that my dad will be safe, and I wish that I could change back into a human!''
It seemed like a lot for me to hope for, but I kinda wished Glaceon was less of a jerk. He really is cute, and he seemed like the type to keep jesting about because he doesn't want to show his true feelings.
''Hey.'' A voice said. I turned around, and saw that Pikachu was standing in front of me, looking shyly at me.
''You...want some?'' He extended a paw, and I saw that it was holding a small leaf full of the food Lenny cooked. ''I didn't touch it, I swear!'' Pikachu shook his head.
''No, Pikachu. That was really thoughtful and sweet of you to do this for me.'' I said. Pikachu blushed and held the leaf out.
''So Pikachu, why does everyone ignore you?'' I asked, while taking bites of the food.
He shifted uncomfortably. ''I don't want to talk about it.''
I was about to ask him something, when Umbreon burst through the bushes, looking around wildly. He spotted me, and ran towards us.
''Eevee! Lenny's gone!'' Umbreon said, taking deep pants.
''He probably went off to take a pee or something.'' I dismissed. ''I'm sure he'll be back!''
''He's kidnapped, I know it.'' Did Umbreon give Pikachu a death glare?
Glaceon suddenly burst through the bushes too. ''Guys, Lenny's go-'' He stared at us, mouth gaping. ''What were you doing alone with Pikachu?!'' He demanded.
''Eating. Now do you guys know where he might be?'' I asked. Glaceon looked like he was having a heart attack, and Umbreon shook his head.
''Wait! I remembered Lenny saying he's going to Professor Oak's lab!'' Pikachu said. ''To get some TMs or something.''
''You didn't tell us this earlier why?'' Glaceon asked suspiciously.
''Knock it off, guys. Let's go to the lab now!'' I said, and they all nodded.
''Last one there will have a new nickname from me!'' Glaceon announced, and immediately, Umbreon and Pikachu bolted for the lab.
''Get ready to be called Bushy, girl.'' Glaceon smiled menacingly, and I snorted.
''Bye!'' I ran off after Umbreon and Pikachu, leaving Glaceon in the dust.
This took way longer than I expected. Probably because I was playing Pokemon in the background XD
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