I do not own Naruto! And thank you for telling me it's spelled Sasuke with an E. Here is the next chapter.
Chapter 2
It was early in the morning, the sun was just coming up and it was already hot out. Up stairs came a terrible sound, the sound of snoring.
Sakura was wide awake on the other side of the bedroom. There was a pink curtain in the middle of the room that separated the boys and Sakura. And Narutos snoring was getting on her nerves. Sakura got up and grabbed her Sasuke body pillow and groggily stumbled along till she got to the pink curtain. She ripped the curtain to one side and jumped on Narutos sleeping body.
"AAHHH! Assassin!" Naruto screamed and got up off the messy floor that was his bed.
"Naruto! Why do I to have to share a room with you?! But you're ok Sasuke!" Sakura cried.
"I think I need to pee." Sasuke got up out of bed wearing some dark navy blue boxers and headed for the door.
"Woman! When will you learn that my heart belongs to Sasuke?!" Naruto yelled and pulled Sakura off of him.
"Naruto, you are a guy! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Sakura yelled back. "And put on some clothes! No one wants to see your hairy chest!"
"It's premature chest hair! Plus I look manly with it!" Naruto yelled as he stuck out his chest that had only one hair on it.
"Eww!" Sakura smacked him with a pillow and ran off.
"I still don't know why you have a pillow of Sasuke if you like me..." Naruto wondered to his self.
Minato was laying on the bed spooning Kakashi. Kakashi was laying there listening to the kids petty fight. Kakashi sight heavily and was rethinking about having them stay.
"What's wrong Kakashi baby? Is it too hot for me to spoon you?" Minato asked as he removed his arms and started to get up.
"No, just thinking about the kids. We can't have them in the house all the time. They'll destroy it."
"That's very true...hmm." Minato sat at the end of the bed thinking to himself. "I have a marvelous idea, but you have to distract them till I get back Kakashi baby." Minato said as he started to put his pants on over his white boxers that said "High-five me here" with a hand print on his left butt cheek.
"This could be good...or very bad." Kakashi said to himself.
"Don't worry, let daddy take care of this." Minato winked at him and disappeared. Kakashi sighed again and decided to get up and get ready for another insane day.
"Good morning kids!" Minato said as he ran down the stairs to find Sasuke sitting at the table with his blank expression and Sakura with bloodshot eyes and messed up hair. Naruto on the other hand was humming and cooking instant ramen.
Minato was like a deer in headlight. "You guys look like a train wreck."Minato was a little scared to ask.
"Oto-san! Good morning!" Naruto said then shoved hot ramen in his mouth. Minato said no more and left the house.
"Wonder where he left to in a hurry..." Sakura asked.
"I have a pretty good idea..." Sasuke said looking at Naruto.
"Yea Sasuke, I totally agree with you. Naruto does scare off everyone."
Sasuke looked at her. "I was talking about you."
"What?!" Sakura shrieked with anger. Naruto laughed hysterically and chocked on some ramen.
"Good morning kids. See you all had something to eat." Kakashi said as he pulled out a pop-tart. "Did you all sleep well last night?"
"I would of if Naruto didn't snore so fucking loud!" She almost yelled.
"Well you'll just have to get use to it or get earplugs." Kakashi said with a hidden smirk as he remembered the first month with Minato and his snoring problem.
"Oh, Kakashi I almost forgot to ask you..." Sakura started.
"Yes?" Kakashi asked as he ripped open his pop-tart.
"Why is there a cabinet just filled with cans of whip cream?" Everyone was looking as Kakashi for the answer.
Kakashi had hold of his mask and was just about to pull it down, till she asked that. He placed his pop-tart down on the kitchen counter and cleared his throat.
"W-well, you see Sakura...it's kinda for...umm.." Kakashi stumbled.
"It's for snacks of course!" Minato said as he came rushing in. Kakashi was thanking Minato in his head and did a sigh of relief.
"Snacks?" Sakura asked.
"We love whip cream so much that we put it on almost everything we eat! Hahaha!" Minato scuffled up a laugh that was some what believable.
"Oh, now that makes sense! Maybe I should try that with ramen!" Naruto said with his goofy smile.
"Naruto don't make me put you over my knee and paddle the living hell out of you." Minato smiled.
"But dad!" Naruto whined to his father. Minato then gave a very long ass lecture about how he should eat his veggies and fruit to be a strong and health ninja.
"Sigh. I'm getting too old for this..." Kakashi said to his self.
"So...um...where did you go Minato sun pi?" Sakura asked trying not to make eye contact and blushing.
"Oh that's right." Minato said with a snap of his fingers. He picked up a plastic bag that was on the floor.
"I got everyone bathing suits! Cause we're going to the beach baby!" Minato said as he pulled out a pair of pink speedos.
"Yeeeeaaaaa!" Naruto and Sakura cheered. Sasuke sighed and got up to go get his own swimming trunks, cause he knew Minato got him a pair of speedos as well.
"Sasuke my boy, don't worry I got you a pair too." Minato pulled out a black speedo.
"No thanks. I have some." Sasuke said in his sexy emo voice.
"Damn, he's good..." Minato said to his self, hoping to see Sasuke in a pair of skin tight speedos.
"What about me dad? What did you get me?" Naruto said trying too peek in the bag. Minato came back to reality and whipped the bag back away from the over excited ninja.
"Here you go Naruto." He pulled out a speedo that was bright orange. Naruto grabbed them and inspected them.
"When you put those on...you will become a man, my son." Minato wiped a tear from his eye.
"Thank you oto-san." Naruto smiled and placed them on his head, then headed for the bedroom to try on his speedo.
"What about me?" Sakura said. Minato pulled out a speedo that was pink.
"Oh what the hell?!" Sakura shrieked with anger and ripped it out of his hand. She stomped off towards the bathroom in rage.
"Don't worry Kakashi baby. I got one just for you." He pulled out a black speedo with white wording that said "Sexy" on the butt. Kakashi grabbed them and left to put them on without complaining. Minato smiled his signature smile and walked off to put on his blue ones.
"Well, here we are. Finally." Kakashi said walking onto the beach and feeling the smooth, hot sand between his toes.
"Yea! Come on guys, let's go swimming!" Naruto yelled as he rushed out in his orange speedo and Sakura running behind him with her pink speedo and bra under the shirt thing going on. Sasuke walked, but followed them towards the water in his black and white swimming trunks.
"Come on Kakashi baby, lets go set up an umbrella and deep throat each others tongues ." Minato winked and started setting up.
"Minato, I just want to finish my book today. It can wait." Kakashi said as he sat under the umbrella and pulled out Come Come Paradise. Minato sighed and fell back onto his back.
"What am I going to do then...?" Minato grunted.
"Trust me, you'll find something." Kakashi reassured him. And just as he said that a womans scream came from the other side of the beach. Minato took off like lightning and Kakashi chuckled to his self.
Minato jumped over some boulders and found a short, blond haired woman running topless, with her tits a swinging to her friends. She then said something about seeing someone in the water that tried to grab her. Minato wasted no time and dived in to the water to find the enemy. He saw a shadow in the water, just ahead of him. He then sped up and tackled the shadow. The enemy struggled, and tried to grab Minato, but failed and Minato grabbed both of his writs to pull the shadows arms behind him, till the enemy swung him out of the water and towards the beach.
Sand went flying and just like a cat, Minato landed on his feet. He pulled out a kunai, ready for battle, cause he was just getting warmed up. To kick some ninja ass.
The enemy rosed drenched in water with small droplets dropping and dangling from his body and clothes. He laughed and smiled at his friend.
"How have you been Minato?" Jiraiya asked. Minato smiled and put his kunai away.
"I haven't seen you in ages! Still a super pervert I see."
"Yea, well you know, traveling and women is just kinda my thing. It inspires me to write. I'm working on the next book." He said with a chuckle.
"Haha. You should go say hi to Naruto while you're here. He was talking about you awhile back, he really misses you." Minato said as he headed back to Kakashi.
"Think I will." Jiraiya smirked and went under water towards Naruto and his friends.
Minato sat down with a a hard thud and a popsicle. He broke it in half for him and Kakashi.
"Why thank you Minato. Today is such a scorcher." Kakashi looked up from his book and took the popsicle. They watched the kids as Naruto hugged Jiraiya and Sakura yelled at him for trying to take her bottoms off. Sasuke smacked his face and mouthed something. They chuckled and stayed to watch the sunset.
Night brought cool, crisped air with crickets and frogs that filled the air. Street lights turned on and bugs swarmed around them. They had stopped at a small store on the way home to pick up some things. Minato was carrying two plastic bags one was filled with sake/beer called "Dead Booty" that had a pirate on it and "The Love of my Life" that had a hot chick on it. In the other bag was tons of snacks like chips and dip. Naruto had one bag filled with candy and junk food that could kill someone if they consumed it all in one night.
"So what's with all the booz?" Sakura asked.
"You can never go wrong with beer that has a naked woman on it my dear." Jiraiya winked.
"You guys are going to have a major hangover tomorrow." Sasuka told them in a matter of fact voice.
"Don't worry I can hold my licker kids." Jiraiya chuckled.
"Same here kids!" Minato smirked.
"Can I stay a few nights at your guys place? I need a place to stay for awhile." Jiraiya asked with his signature grin on his face. Kakashi sighed.
"Yea, our home is your home!" Minato invited.
"Thanks Minato, I owe you one!" Jiraiya said as he held a bottle of alcohol in one hand and popped the cap off with a smile. Everyone cheered and talked about summer plans while Kakashi just wondered where this night will take him and where Jiraiya would sleep tonight.
Thanks for reading!
Oto-san means father/dad in Japanese.