Yet another Ask The Cast: Resident Evil! Thanks to Claire Redfield 86, and CeavaRose for asking quetions! Keep 'em coming guys!
SR: Hey Guys, SuicidalRomantic here! And welcome to another addition to Ask The Cast: Resident Evil! Now, we got our first Reviews!
Leon: Hm, interesting. What are the questions?
Carlos: *Uses some minty breath spray* They're probably for me!
SR: *Looks through the reviews* Nope, none for you.
Carlos: *Sighs*
Claire: Can we start the questions? I have a date.
SR: ... *Falls over laughing* Bahahahaaa
Claire: I'm ser-
SR: Hahahaha! *Rolls around laughing*
Claire: I'm not jo-
SR: *Is still laughing her arse off* Hahahahaa!
Claire: *Sighs and mumbles* At least I can get a man..
SR: *Stops and stares at Claire* What was that?
Claire: Nothing, nothing. Can you hurry up with the questions?
SR: Well alright then! The first one is from CeavaRose. Ceava says:
Greetings for everyone..
Stick to the question..
Do you have a wife, Wesker?
That's it..
Chris: You're married, Wesker?
Wesker: No, I never was married. I don't plan to any time soon either.
SR: Why not? It never hurts to have someone special, standing by your side day in and day out.
Wesker: I answered the question, can you hurry with the others? I have plans..
SR: What are those plans? Going on a date with Claire? Hmm?
Wesker: ...
*Silence*
Steve: Hands off my girl!
Claire: Ditch Please!
Everyone: ...
Nemesis: STARS..
Chris: What the hell? Why is that thing even here!
SR: Stop being mean to poor Nemesis, Chris!
Chris: What the-? I give up. Finish with the questions already..
SR: Next questions are from Rasha The Dark Uchiha. Rasha says:
Greetings, My name Is Rasha The Dark Uchiha and I have questions for three of you the rest I care nothing for.
Wesker:Why are you so alluring to fan girls who like bad guys?
Chris:What did you do to piss Sex god off.(Wesker)
Leon:Why did you not shoot Ashley for being so annoying?
Thank you for waisting my presious time with my father Madara, maybe Albert Wesker can help us. *Evil Laugh*
You first Wesker.
Wesker: Well, it seems the fan girls always seem instantly attracted by the idea of a "Bad Boy". I am the most popular, purely because I am the best at playing the role of a bad guy.
SR: Yeah, suure you are.. Okay then, Chris? Your turn.
Chris: Okay, well a while back...I...
SR: Yesss...?
Chris: I stole his Klondike bar.
SR: *Facepalm* Never take a man's Klondike bar! That's a death wish right there! ..What flavor was it?
Chris: ...Peanut Butter.
SR: You-! Oh my gosh, i'd have killed you by now if you stole my Peanut Butter Klondike bar!
Chris: *Sighs*
SR: Okay, Leon, your turn.
Leon: Well, I must start by saying that I absolutely would have shot Ashley. She's an annoying Ditch! The first time I heard her talk, I wanted to beat myself with a crobar. But she's the president's daughter, so I couldn't do it.
SR: *Thinks, Ashley's an annoying Ditch..*
Ashley: You're mean Leon! *Super peppy and annoying voice*
SR: Okay then... The last questions are from Claire Redfield 86! She said:
Question for Wesker - Why do you always wearing black clothes, do you ever get tired.
Question for Chris- Is it true that you took steroids to get like that.
Wesker, you answer first!.
Wesker: To answer your first question, I wear black because I look sexy in it.
SR: ... Bahahahahahahaha! *Falls over and lands on Steve*
Steve: Damnit!
Wesker: *Sighs* To answer your second question, No, I do not get tired.
Leon: Never?
Wesker: Never.
*Awkward Silence*
SR: Woo! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt!
Everyone: ...
SR: Hehe, sorry...Sponge Bob. Anywhore, time for Chris to answer his question: Do you use steriods?
Chris: Ehehe...Well, that's a funny story..
SR: I don't want stories, I want the truth maggot! *Shines a spotlight in his face* Now answer me!
Chris: Okay okay fine! I did steroids to get this hot body!
SR: ... *Dies of laughter*
Leon: Uhmm...I guess that's it for Ask The Cast: Resident Evil. Check back tomorrow for new questions, randomness, and Spongbob.
Jill: And remember kids, Crack is wack!
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Yeah see you guys later.
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