[Shinrigaku: *runs in, dressed in a santa-ish dress with her muses* Last chappy just in time for the holidays!

Chibi Koga: *is dressed as an elf* ... *pouts* Merry Chirstmas...

Chibi Marik: *in a reindeer costume* MERRY CHIRSTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL YAOI AND YURI!!

Shinrigaku: *peace sign*]

Have a Very Trigun Chirstmas

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Vash: *is putting lights on the big-ass tree from previous chapter while singing a parody of jingle bells* Love and Peace, love and peace, love, peace and donuuuts. All I want, for chirstmas, is love and peace.

Meryl: *throws a wooden chirstmas ornament at Vash's head* Shut up or I'll tell everyone what your REAL last name is.

Vash: *gasps* You wouldn't?!?

Meryl: Try me...

Vash: *hums instead and continues with the lights*

mmmmmmkay, and in the kitchen....

Legato: GIMME THE PAN OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, PRIEST!!! REMEMBER, I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY MIND!!!

Wolfwood: Yes, but the authoress can put you in a pink bunny costume with her fingers.

*insert sound of demolition here while a large sign drops on Wolfwood's head*

Sign: There will be no further breaking of the 4th wall. Said offense will be punished by either:

1) Explusion from fic

2) Being tied to a chair and forced to listen to Vash and Tea yell about Love, peace and friendship for a whole 12 hours.

Love,

The Authoress

Wolfwood: Ummm, SORRY!!!!!

Legato: *steals pan of cookies* Muwahahahaha... *eats one and burns tounge* OWWWWW!!!!!! HOOOOOT!!!!! Not as hot as me, but still HOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI!!!!

Zazie: *removes a bowl from his face and has cookie dough all over his face* Wha?

Midvalley: *looks up from raiding the fridge* Nani??

Legato: *is jumping around the room screaming* ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI!!!

Zazie: Oh... *goes back to eating cookie dough*

Midvalley: Hn... *returns to raiding the fridge*

Wolfwood: *is setting cookies on a cookie sheet* lalalala

Legato: *finally ok, but seriously pissed*

Mmmm, right...

Later that night(after most of the chaos)

Vash: *tears open a box* DONUTS! THANK YOU, WOLFWOOD!!

Wolfwood: Cross ammo! Aww, thanks Mill!

Milly: A new stun-gun! Arigatou, Meryl!

Meryl: PJ pants[1]! You're so nice, Dominique!

Dominique: Oh, a chirstmas eyepatch! Thank you, Zazie-chan!

Zazie: Oooo, a cowboy hat! Thankies, Midvalley1!

Midvalley: Sax polish! Arigatou Legato-sama!

Legato: Chirstmas cookies! Arigatou, Knives-sama!

Knives: *examining a book* The Bible... er, thanks Vash.

With that, all the characters went to sleep and the next morning they got up and received strange gifts including a book written by Anzu Masaki for Knives.

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OWARI!!!

Shinrigaku: Sorry for the brief ending! Anyhow, this is my Chirstmas gift to all of my readers! MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!