The Rurouni Kenshin Newlywed Game! Chapter Two: The Girl's Questions
Rating: G

A/N: Howdy, ya'll! I'm back! I know; I know…I haven't updated in a while. Bad author, bad! LOL. More will be at the bottom, including notes to the reviewers =P. Now-on with the show.

Disclaimer: I DO not own Rurouni Kenshin or The Newlywed Game, but it would be funny if I did.

MiraiGurl: and we're back! Did that seem like a long break to you all? Anyways, times to start out second round of questions. These are worth ten points. You all ready?

Wives: YES!!

MiraiGurl: Great! First question, if your husband were an animal, what would he be? Himura-san?

Kaoru: A fox because he's swift and agile.

Misao: No fair! That's what I was going to say! :(

MG: More than one person can have the same answer, Misao. Next, Megumi?

Megumi: A rooster, of course. He is a tori-atama you know.

MG: Misao…

Misao: A dog; I mean he's loyal, protective, and compassionate.

MG: Well, he certainly doesn't show it in public. Finally, Tsubame.

Tsubame: A lion. He's protective, proud, and fierce when he has to be.

MG: Good answers. Number two. If he were to pick out an outfit for you, would it be a fancy or casual gi and hakama or a fancy or casual kimono? Megumi, we'll start with you.

Megumi: As fancy of kimono as he could afford. But, he doesn't have that much money, so…

Misao: Casual gi and hakama, hopefully.

MiraiGurl: Myoujin-san?

Tsubame: Casual kimono.

Kaoru: Umm… casual kimono. I know he wouldn't get me anything like Yumi's …if he knows what's good for him. XP

MiraiGurl: Fair enough. Third, have you ever seen him looking at another woman, and does he know that he's been caught?

Misao: I saw him giving Omasu the eye once, and he got a swift hit to he head, so yes, he knows.

Tsubame: No, he never has, at least not to my knowledge.

MG: Okay. Kaoru?

Kaoru: No way! He'd never do that!!

Megumi: He keeps looking at Tae but doesn't know that I know that I've seen him do it.

MiraiGurl: And the fourth and final ten-point question; what do you prefer, staying at home with your husband and relaxing, going to town where all the action is, or both equally? Tsubame?

Tsubame: Staying at home.

Kaoru: I like to do both equally.

Megumi: Staying home.

Misao: Going into town. Duh!

MiraiGurl: Alrighty, ladies! Now we need to hear your answers for the bonus questions. What are your husbands' worst habits? Kaoru-san?

Kaoru: He says "oro" almost every other time he speaks! It drives me insane some days…GAH!

Megumi: He always has to have something in his mouth. It's always the fishbone with him! Does he even know where it's been?! Does anyone know where it's been?!!

All: Cricket noises… Tumble weed blows by

MiraiGurl: Misao??

Misao: He stills feels responsible for the deaths of Behsimi, Hyotoko, Shikijo, and Hanya.

Tsubame: Yahiko trains while he sleepwalks…Himura-san, did he ever do that at the dojo??

Kaoru: Now that you mention it, I thought I heard something once or twice. I thought it was some ghost or a mouse or something…creepy.

MiraiGurl: Oooohkay…-.-'. After the commercial break, we'll see how well the couples do. Mumbles to self Where did these loonies come from…where's my aspirin…did I have pizza for breakfast?

-Commercial-

"A sword is meant for helping, not killing. Come to the Kamiya Dojo to learn the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu, the art of defense, to protect the ones you love. I hope to see you there!! =D

-End of Commercial-

MiraiGurl: The guys are back, so let the answers fly! The first question was, if your husband were an animal, what would he be? Kenshin, what did your wife say?

Kenshin: I think I would be a…fox. Kaoru hugs him

Sanosuke: A bear.

MiraiGurl: Sorry, Megumi said a rooster. Aoshi?

Aoshi: A fox, as well. grumbles It's not fair! Himura can't be a fox, too!

Misao: A dog. Frowns

Yahiko: A lion.

MiraiGurl: Question two, if he were to pick out an outfit for your wife, would it be a fancy or casual gi and hakama, or a fancy or casual kimono? Sanosuke-san?

Sano: Fancy kimono. MiraiGurl gives thumbs up

Aoshi: I know you like to dress comfortably, so a casual gi and hakama.

MiraiGurl: You know you don't have to give an explanation, right? -.-'

Yahiko: Probably a casual kimono.

MiraiGurl: Kenshin?

Kenshin: A fancy kimono…he he he. Kaoru looks at him and puts her head in her hands.

MG: Next question. Have you ever seen your husband looking at another woman, and if so, doe he know that he's been caught in the act? Shinomori-san?

Aoshi: Quietly Umm…yes. I know she's seen, as well.

Yahiko: I haven't. Kisses Tsubame

MG: You two are right! And I'm disappointed in you Aoshi-kun, 'cuz I know you haven't been looking at me. Sniff sniff

Kenshin: I have not, de gazaru. I would never do that.

Sano: I haven't…I think. Man! I need food.

Megumi: Tori-atama! I've seen you looking at Tae! Plus, you were drooling while you stared at her butt!!! BAKA!!!!! :O

Sanosuke: Oops…I forgot about her. I didn't think that you saw me. I only did it once…or twice.

MiraiGurl: Ahem. Final question for you all, THANK GOD! What does your wife prefer, staying at home with you and relaxing, going into town, or both equally?

Yahiko: Go to town.

MiraiGurl: Buzzer noise Eeeeh. Wrong-o. Himura-san?

Kenshin: Stay home.

Kaoru: I like doing both equally, Kenshin!

MiraiGurl: Sanosuke-chan?

Sanosuke: Wait! Why don't I get to be '-kun'?! You call Shinomori '-kun'!! That's not fair! Anyhoo, She points to Megumi is the opposite of me. She likes to stay home.

Aoshi: Both equally.

Misao: Going into town! ;-;

MiraiGurl: Alrighty then. Now, there's a four-way tie for first between the Himuras, Sagaras, Shinomoris, and Myoujins with a score of thirty-five. When we come back, we'll have the twenty-five point bonus question. See ya then! :-)

A/N: Konichiwa!!! How are ya'll doing?!! I'm SO excited! Starts singing School's out for the summer. Doo dee doo dee doo. LOL. Anyways! That's chappie number two peeps! What did you all think! I tried to add as much humor and OOCness in as I could to spice it up a bit. Did it work? Let me know!!! Much obliged!!

So…one chapter left. WARNING: it's kinda short, okay? Don't hurt me!! AHHH! Dodges rotten food Probably up within a week or two. I still have to make my costume for A-Kon 15 (I'm going as Makimachi Misao!! Yatta!), though (GAK! All I have are the shoes and socks, and most of the kunai done. Not good! ;-;), so no promises

Reviewer's Responses Corner: Well… not really a "corner"…Oh! You get it; I hope you do. =)

Unique-starfish: Thanks so much for your review!! You were my first review for this, so congrats! :) I feel loved.

Leiko47seta: Arigato! I'm really glad that you thought this was funny. To be honest, you probably don't need a honeymoon after a year, but you know those two! LOL. Hope you enjoyed this one!

Kitty-jinxx: You make me feel so special. I really tried to capture the characters, except for Aoshi, as you pointed out. Gotta have him flap his gums every once in a while. Hope this one pleased you! =)

Jouchan-racoon-girl: Thanks a lot1 I'm really loved!! '-'x

Himura Hotaru: Oh jeez! That definitely must be tough on the poor guy! Give him my sympathy, will ya? Aoshi walks in Aoshi: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! MISAO!! We are NOT going to have five kids after what I just read!! Aoshi cries to self LOL. Glad you liked it! Thanks a bunch!

Shura-chan27: I really appreciate that you love it! This makes me feel SO good seeing that! I know, I know; I've been evil to Aoshi-kun a lot, haven't I? Bad author person! Bad!! Thanks!

Assassinatorgirl: Don't worry! There's one more left. Don't hurt me for making you wait so long! LOL.

MissCloudShinomori: Tankies! I love reading that!

RoseCellist: Hey, girl! Don't worry…wait worry! There's only one left! I'm SO sorry that I haven't gotten a chance to read your ficcies yet! =( Bad, MiraiGurl!! Tankies for the review!!

Ja 'ne until next time on… The Rurouni Kenshin Newlywed Game! Click 'Go' on the bottom left! ARIGATO! ='D

MiraiGurl