The Weird, the Wonderful and the Down Right Stupid
Summary: A whole lot of ridiculous endings for the 7th Harry Potter Book. Hope you find them funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Harry Potter, or any from any other stories I might use.
Thankyou to my sister for helping me write these short, expressing the word short, stories.
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The Evil Weasley Plot
Dumbledore and McGonagall walk in to Dumbledore's office, talking animatedly to each other.
"So, did you here about the rumour about the Weasley family Dumbledore"
"No, what is it?"
"Well the rumour is that they are all evil spies for Voldemort and have a plot to kill Harry Potter"
"Interesting, what's the plot?"
"The plot is that they will get close to Harry Potter…"
"Already done"
"And then they will breach his trust and kill him in his sleep"
"What an evil plan"
"The question is what are we going to do about it?"
"WE MUST KILL THE WEASLEYS BEFORE THEY KILL THE 'CHOSEN ONE'"
"Seriously"
"No!!!!!! I was just kidding!!!"
"Good"
"You are so blind, of course I wasn't kidding"
"But the Weasley's have always been nice to Harry"
"Yes, TO nice"
"Oh, well when do we do this"
"Right now, all the Weasley's are at the burrow, we could sneak up on them and kill them in their sleep"
"But don't you think it's to early to come to such a rash decision"
"NO!!!!"
"Ok then, lets go and kill ourselves some Weasley"
They march out of the office, to the burrow and kill the Weasley's.
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At their next encounter with Lord Voldemort, Voldemort said
"I'm gong to kill you now, you killed my best spies"
And Harry, Dumbledore and all the good guys died.
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We made this story while listening to Linkin Park, fun fun fun.