Yeah I know that it doesn't show humor in the last chapter BUT this one will I swear!
Matt: Same deal…didn't pay attention the first time….well you go look at what I said before. I will be the person of the warning…Not that I wanted to but I'm too much into God of War 3 to care. Read on! And just to let you people know, when Near and Mello talk, it is their conscience minds not the bodies they are in.
Chapter 2
In Near's room, Mello woke up and found himself, surrounded by dominos. His chocolate bar was missing as so was Matt. Instead, he had the company of Optimus Prime and the rest of Near's toys. Looking down he sees that he is dressed in white. What the Fuck? He thought, so to settle this once and for all, he went into the bathroom to look in the mirror. When he went in, he saw what he didn't want to see. He saw Near's face, his grey eyes wide with shock. His hair messed up from the landing. He reached his hand up and touched the snow white hair, and pulled one out. The pain was very short term, but this is real.
Meanwhile, in Mello and Matt's room, Near woke up with Matt hovering over him. Thru the goggles, he could tell Matt was up all night worrying. Sharp pain stung his head, he reached his hand back and rubbed the spot.
"Mello are you ok?" Matt asked.
"Matt, I'm not Mello." He said
"You sound like Mello, Look like Mello so therefore you are indeed Mello." Matt reasoned
"But I'm not. I'm Near." He coolly said his response
"But-" Then The real Mello stormed in
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME!" The Near body shouted
"Wait….I'm confused. Near would never cuss and Mello would never act that calm unless something was up…what the hell happened?" Matt looked cutely confused.
"As far as I can tell, Mello and I have switched bodies during the storm. So therefore Mello is in my body, and I am in his." Near said to Matt who now gets it what is going on.
"So I have to stay in your body!" Mello said with a growl
"Yes. Until we can find the cure for us to switch back. I'm not liking this either." Secretly he was enjoying this. Being in Mello's body and in this situation, so Mello has to talk to him and be around him until this problem is fixed.
Matt sat quietly, not paying attention to Mello yelling at Near for this, There is only one person that he knows that can help them, The newcomer to Wammy's house. I don't see any other options, but I don't want to get her involved into something with Mello like this, in absolute rage. He thought real hard about what he was going to explain this without them following him. Obviously he can't leave them alone, Mello will kill Near and they will be both screwed. How is he going to explain to her about what happened? He stood up and grabbed the string that sat in the corner.
"What is that for?" Near asked Matt. Matt started to cut long pieces of string with his Halo knife.
"Well I can't leave you guys alone without tying you both up. You will kill each other. But I can't take you guys with me, considering the rest of the house is up and it will not end well. Matt grabbed Mello and tied him to the bed post on one side of the room. Then He tied Near to the opposite side of the room.
"Now you won't kill each other that means no yelling. If you yell, I highly doubt both of you want to deal will several people in your present state. So I will be back within a half an hour." Matt grabbed the door handle and walked into the hallway.
Matt: Ok so again same deal. Review and it will make her happy and Mello can be free from her fangirlness…