"Kisame-san, why are you half fish?" Tobi one day asked Kisame. "Ehehehehe…most interesting question." Kisame replied. "Well you see, my father was a Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Mist, and he was… well…he was married to a fish." Kisame frowned when Tobi giggled. "Not to mock you, Kisame-san, but where are they now?" Tobi asked. "I killed my father and my mother is somewhere at Seaworld." Kisame explained. "Seaworld! Gosh! In Orlando, Florida!" Tobi was amazed. "How'd you get free?" Tobi asked. "I posed as a swimsuit manikin." Kisame said. "How clever, indeed!" Tobi applauded for the cocky Kisame.

And then their conversation was over. A few weeks later, Tobi went to Kisame again holding two Seaworld tickets. "Kisame-san! I just bought to Seaworld tickets on eBay! We can go see your mother!" he exclaimed. "One…Tobi, I don't want to see a freaking fish called 'my mother'. Two…Seaworld's all the way in the U.S and we're in Japan….and Three…those tickets are expired." Kisame remarked. "HOLY CRAP THEY ARE EXPIRED!" Tobi checked the dates. "Ebay you rip-off!!!!!!" Tobi yelled as he threw the tickets on the floor and stomped on them.

The next day Tobi reappeared with two MORE Seaworld tickets. "Kisame-san! These aren't expired! I checked the dates! Tobi is a good boy, right?" Tobi said happily. "Hmm…well I guess I could go see my mom and maybe barbecue her later…" Kisame said. "Huh? What was that last part?" Tobi asked. "Nothing, let's go." Kisame smirked.

It was a long 8-hour drive by plane. "Are we there yet, Kisame-san?" Tobi was eager. "No, Tobi.' Kisame answered. "Are we there yet now?" Tobi asked again. "Tobi, it's an 8-HOUR drive, not 8 minute drive!" Kisame shouted. 8 hours had finally passed. Tobi was munching on complimentary peanuts while Kisame slept. Finally, the announcer proclaimed, "All making a stop for SeaWorld, please exit."

"That's us, Kisame-san! That's us!" Tobi shook Kisame awake. "We're there?" Kisame asked. "Yup!" Tobi cheered. They exited and took the ramp off the plane and down onto the ground. "Now to find my---" Kisame started but Tobi interrupted.

"Oooh, look Kisame-san! A rollercoaster!" Tobi cried as he went on.

"No, Tobi--!!" Kisame began but Tobi had already taken his seat. He went up, up, up, up, up, up and up way into the clouds. Then finally….ZOOOOOM!!! They went rushing straight down at a 90 degree angle. Tobi's face was pale when he came off.

"That was fun, Kisame-san. –hic- You should of came on, too---BLARGH!!!!!" Tobi barfed all over Kisame's cloak.

"Urgh! Tobi, I just had this damn thing dry-cleaned!" Kisame yelled. Tobi gave him a weak smile.

While on the search for Kisame's mother, Tobi spotted some dolphins. "Hey Kisame-san, want to swim with the dolphins?" Tobi asked. At the moment Kisame couldn't resist. Those juicy, blood infested creatures from the deep blue…

"Jaws time!" Kisame yelled. He jumped into the pool. In a few seconds the pool was tainted red.

"Kisame-saaaan!" Tobi wailed. a.k.a Kisame stepped out of the pool, mouth full of dolphin and dripped with blood. "Shall we continue?" Kisame looked at Tobi who twitched.

Finally, they reached the fish tank. "Is there any Blue Rainbow Trouts here?" Kisame asked. "Your mother was a blue rainbow trout? Beautiful!" Tobi exclaimed. "I'm sorry, but the last one just died. It was a female." The manger of the fish tank told Kisame. "I'm so sorry, Kisame-san." Tobi looked down. "Damn, I was looking forward to eating that…" Kisame said with no shame. "But, we still have it's corpse in the garbage. You can pick it out for five bucks." The greedy manager smirked. "Deal." Kisame gave the manager a five dollar bill and checked the garbage.

"Ah, here it is. The tropical blue rainbow trout." Kisame said. "Hmm, it's too smelly to eat, so--" Kisame sniffed it. "So you'll bury it and pray for happiness and peace for your mother?" Tobi suggested.

"Hell no! I'm flushing it down the toilet!"