Chapter 2: Test with a twist. UNLEASH GOMU!
(Nanashi here back with a chapter edit.)
Edited 6/18/11
Summary: In the ninja world the Sharingan is said to be one of the greatest doujutsus because of its amazing copying abilities. In the Naruto world tv shows that we watch now are shown to him and he has gotten ideas on how to be a better ninja. Behold the birth of the first mimic ninja! He will show those Sharingan wielders that he will use his own power. Many anime xovers. Starts from when Naruto shows Konahamaru the Orioke no jutsu.
AN: Thank you note to all people who had just reviewed on my new fic. Note that the M rating is for cursing and blood also I labeled this fic as Adv/Rom but it will have a high amount of humor. Who knows I may change the label. Also I'm making chapters longer because first was just a trial chap.
Disclaimer: You know the drill me no own!
I'm going to try this thing called covers. I've seen it done a couple times so here's my take on them.
Cover: Naruto holding his right fist out towards the front while his left hand holds a strawhat. Behind him shows Sasuke on his right, hands in the tiger seal, Sakura on the left holding a kunai, and Kakashi in the middle eye smiling with his book.
We find our lovable hero sleeping, having wonderful dreams of becoming the Hokage mixed in with the odd number of 7:30. He doesn't seem to know why that number is important though...that is until his shining azure eyes open to the sun and see that it is 7:20. His brain then decides to start up and remind him that he has a meeting his team for their test in TEN MINUTES! "AHHHH! FUCKIN SHIT, I'M LATE!" Naruto screamed out, causing the birds in a nearby tree to fly away in fright. Naruto scrambled to get ready after a quick shower and changing into his clothes he grabbed a piece of toast, completely forgetting what Kakashi said about not eating. With a quick turn of the lock on his apartment door, Uzumaki Naruto was off to meet his team in training ground 7.
Currently in training ground 7 we can find two young people trying not to fall asleep. One was a young girl with bubble gum pink hair. She wore a red battle dress with black tights under. Her kunai pouch was strapped to her right thigh with her hitai-ate used as a hairband to hold her hair, and her emerald eyes showed a high amount of anger. This girl is Haruno Sakura. Across from her is a young boy with black hair that is spiked oddly in the back but let loose in the front. He had a blue shirt on with white shorts, and his kunai pouch was strapped to the same thigh as Sakura. His hitai-ate was used as headband to cover his forehead. His onyx eyes showed seriousness with a touch of smugness...and a bit of weariness although he'd never admit it. This boy's name is Uchiha Sasuke. They both snapped out of their thoughts when an orange blur dropped from the sky and skidded to a halt in front of them both. His bright blonde hair was spiked in all directions with his hitai-ate covering his forehead. His clear azure eyes were closed giving an impression of a fox while he scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, this apparently being a reflex for him. He wore a bright orange jumpsuit with a splash of navy blue. His kunai pouch was also strapped to his right thigh.
Opening his eyes Naruto was rewarded with two pairs of angry eyes. Chuckling nervously he slowly walked to one of the three training logs that were lined up in a row. He sat down, leaning against the middle one. Naruto was exhausted. He had spent hours on end last night trying to master his new move and trump card, and with enough practice he could reliably transform one of his arms into the rubber counterpart of one of his favorite TV characters. Though it WAS difficult and he couldn't keep his arm like that for too long right now. As Naruto rested against the log Sakura was getting angrier and angrier. Not only did Naruto almost come late but it was now 8:00 and their sensei wasn't here! 'Oooo I am going to kill that man!' Sakura thought as a dark cloud formed above her. "Shanaro! How dare that bastard make us wait! And making our precious Sasuke-kun wait!" Inner Sakura voiced in her opinion. At the mention of Sasuke, Sakura looked over and blushed, daydreaming about the Uchiha boy. As she drifted off in her own thoughts, Sasuke was closing his eyes thinking about how he could become stronger.
'I must get stronger to defeat him! And if my sensei isn't fucking here how can I get STRONGER!' Sasuke wouldn't say this out loud but due to his annoyance his anger took over his mind.
It was now 9:30, two hours after Kakashi had told squad 7 to meet. As Naruto plotted on how to prank him and Sakura had day dreams about beating the hell out of him and Sasuke started to clench his fist, Hatake Kakashi decided to poof into the training ground. Hatake Kakashi was dressed in the usual jounin garb but had his hitai-ate covering his left eye. His silver hair was gravity defying and his lower half of his face was covered by a face mask. His right eye was curved in a "u" signifying that he was smiling and was classified as his "eye smile".
"Hello my cute little students, how are you this morning?" Kakashi said to the three young genin. He then noticed the dark air around the three.
"YOU'RE LATE!" yelled out Naruto and Sakura while Sasuke's eye twitched. Kakashi waved his hands in front of him trying to calm them down while smiling in his head. With the genin calmed down Kakashi had them gather around him to explain the test.
"Now kids I told you before that we have a test that would determine your future right?" Kakashi asked the three young teens. He received a group of nods and with that he pulled out two shiny, silver bells. "Now your test is to get these bells from me and I warn you if you don't come at me with the intent to kill," he stated, "you will fail!" Kakashi's words hit them like a brick. The intent to kill? How could he ask them to do that!
Naruto closed his eyes and thought long and hard about what was just said. 'Can I really fight with that kind of intent?' Naruto thought. Looking up Naruto remembered what he went through to get the headband he was wearing. With determined eyes he pulled out his kunai and got ready to attack, but before he could do anything his arm was seized and held behind him.
"Ah ah, I didn't say go yet did I but I'm glad you know what to do, ne?" Kakashi said from behind Naruto. All three genin's eyes widened in awe.
'He is strong! He must have been faking when he got hit by that eraser!' Sasuke thought.
'F-fast!' Sakura thought. While Naruto was being held down, he could already feel what was going to happen during this test.
"Heh let's go then!" Naruto yelled.
"Oh well then, shall we begin?" Kakashi said letting go of Naruto. And with that there were only two puffs of dust as two genin ran into the foliage for cover...the reason for that is a certain blonde haired genin was still standing in front of his silver haired sensei with a triumphant smirk.
"Come on sensei just you and me!" yelled out Naruto.
"You're a little off aren't you?" Kakashi said scratching his head.
"The only thing off is your hair! I'm gonna kick your ass!" Naruto exclaimed as he ran at Kakashi. Kakashi scratched his head while his potential student ran at him but shrugged it off as he reached into his back hip pouch.
"Ok then. Lesson one: taijutsu," said Kakashi, slowly pulling out an item.
'Taijustu? That's hand to hand combat then why is he pulling out a weapon,' Naruto thought slowing down his run to be ready. In a flash Kakashi had an orange book with the title Icha Icha Paradise written on it. This caused a facefault with the three students.
'A book!' all three of them thought.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Naruto asked. Kakashi looked up from his book and shrugged.
"Well, I want to know what's going to happen next, but don't worry you won't even lay a scratch on me." Kakashi said in a bored tone. With that said Naruto saw red. With a fierce cry Naruto ran at the one eyed jounin and went in for straight punch while running thus lifting him off the ground. Kakashi dodged to the left but was a bit surprised when Naruto, using the momentum of his punch, leaned forward and landed on the hand he punched with. Naruto then pushed himself up so he was vertical and spun around flying out his legs putting him into a helicopter kick. With a quick block with his forearm, Kakashi pushed the leg off causing Naruto to spin the other way and making him pop back up on his feet. Spinning around Naruto flew out his right arm for a hay maker that was also blocked. However, after he tried to follow that up with a left snap kick Kakashi ducked under the leg and was momentarily lost from Naruto's view.
Up in the tree tops both Sasuke and Sakura looked on at the one sided fight. In their own minds the thoughts were a bit differing. 'Wow so he wasn't kidding when he wanted us to actually come at him seriously. But still Naruto's taijutsu isn't so bad. My Sasuke-kun's must be off the hook though! Cha! Nobody can beat our Sasuke-kun!' were Sakura's and Inner Sakura's thoughts.
Sasuke on the other hand was trying to look for any openings while thinking, 'That dobe has some surprising moves, but I don't think they can work on a jounin...hey wait that handsign!' As Sasuke thought this both him and Sakura saw Kakashi move behind Naruto with his hands in the tiger handsign. Both of them knew that that handsign usually signified a very destructive jutsu and with Kakashi being right behind Naruto there was nowhere for him to run. This led to Sakura screaming out a warning for him to run away.
"Naruto run! Get out of there!" Sakura screamed, frightened for the blonde. With a look behind him Naruto saw Kakashi with his hands in the seal ready to initiate his attack. Naruto's face turned scared as he dreaded what was going to happen next. However, what happened next was a surprise to all but Kakashi.
"Don't get caught from behind Naruto. Konoha Taijutsu no Ougi: Sennen Goroshi (Konoha's Ultimate Taijutsu: 1000 years of death)!" Kakashi yelled out jamming his fingers where the sun don't shine. With a burst of chakra Naruto was sent flying into the lake in the training ground, screaming in undeserved pain. With a sweatdrop both Sasuke and Sakura thought the same exact thing. 'What the hell was that?'
'Fuck that hurt! But I can't give up!... I'll never give up! Ever!' With that thought, Naruto set his plan in motion, determination shining in his eyes. As Naruto slowly pulled himself out of the water, Kakashi stood over him with his famous orange book.
"So Naruto are you still going to 'kick my ass' as you say?" Kakashi drawled out while turning a page.
"Shut up! I can do it!" Naruto yelled out balling his fist.
"Hmm I see, but can your skills back up your words. From what I can see you- nani!" Kakashi was cut off from his speech when another Naruto caught him from behind. Naruto jumped up with a triumphant smirk on his face while putting his hands in the cross shaped seal and calling out "Kage-bunshin no jutsu!", five more Naruto's appearing. With a great cry all the clones latched onto the surprised sensei.
In the trees the two other gennin were completely baffled on what happened. 'W-what! How did Naruto do that! Are those real clones!' Sakura thought. 'Real clones! How did the dobe figure that out!' Sasuke wondered in envy.
"Here I come Kakashi-sensei!" The real Naruto sprinted towards his sensei and pulled back his fist. With a loud crack Naruto smashed his fist into...Naruto! With a yell "He henge'd!" the Narutos got into a fight trying to figure out who the real Naruto was.
While this was going Sasuke thought, 'What an idiot. Kakashi used Kawarimi no jutsu and that dobe can't figure it out.' While Sasuke watched, Naruto got rid of the clones then proceeded to fall into a trap and Kakashi showed up to talk to Naruto. This was his chance. Sasuke launched three shuriken with a flick of his wrist and they were sent flying at the silver haired man. As Naruto yelled in surprise, Sasuke saw that Kakashi had used a replacement again and now no doubt knew where he was. With that thought in mind, Sasuke ran off.
After untying himself from the noose trap, Naruto finally got himself to the ground and looked to the sky. "Maa. I don't have much time left do I? I need to do something fast." Naruto sighed then jumped back to his feet and trekked off towards the woods enclosing training ground 7. As he came across a clearing he saw a sight that would be with him forever. Sasuke was neck deep in the dirt while Sakura was foaming at the mouth in front of the 'Rookie of the year'. His laughter lasted a good while before he finally dug Sasuke out and woke up Sakura.
"So, seriously, what are we going to do?" Naruto asked.
"Do what you like, but I work alone," Sasuke replied.
"But Sasuke-kun, even all three of us were no match for Kakashi sensei!" Sakura said. With his number one fan girl's exclamation ringing in his mind, Sasuke stopped dead in his tracks and grit his teeth. With all of his will power, he turned around and faced the other two potential genins.
"Okay then. What would you guys propose?" Sasuke asked. With confused looks each person looked to the other for an answer but no one knew what to say. The three potential genin were trying to figure out what to do but while this was happening Kakashi was standing in the middle of the training ground, reading his book. With a snap of his fingers Naruto got an idea, a totally random one, but hey if it works…
"I got it!" He said. And with that he laid the plan out for them.
"Hmm I wonder where they are? They don't have very much time left so what will they do?" Kakashi said aloud. His musings were cut short when a rain of shuriken came down on him. With a cry Naruto flew out of the trees with Sakura throwing two kunai in support. The kunai missed Kakashi and stuck off of something behind him, making the jounin look to see Sasuke coming at him with a flying kick. Quickly placing his book in his pocket, Kakashi blocked the kick, but this left him open to Naruto's axe kick from above. Grabbing Sasuke's ankle, Kakashi threw Sasuke into Naruto. As those two fell into a heap Sakura jumped over them and bombarded Kakashi with shuriken. Sasuke quickly jumped off of Naruto and ran towards the fight. With Kakashi backing up towards the two kunai that were stuck in a tree behind him, Sasuke jump kicked him back farther making the Jounin slide back a bit. Sakura than pulled a ninja wire that was connected to the kunai tripping Kakashi and having them latch on to his pants. With a quick burst of speed Sasuke kicked Kakashi into Naruto who had moved into position while the man was distracted, his hands into the cross-seal.
"Kage-bunshin no jutsu!" Naruto yelled. Five clones jumped from the ninja smoke, kicking the stunned jounin up and over to Sasuke who was already completing a set of seals, ending on the tiger seal.
"Katon: Housenka no jutsu! (Fire style: Phoenix Flower Jutsu)!" Sasuke then shot off three small fireballs that impacted Kakashi in the air. "Naruto! Now!" Sasuke yelled. Naruto jumped off each of his clones like a step ladder and flew above Kakashi with his hands in the ram seal. Cutting into her hands a bit, Sakura used the wires that were latched onto the jounin's pants and made it so that she could wrap the wires around him. She gasped in pain, but bared with it to make sure that this plan would work.
"Henge!" Naruto called out transforming his right arm into its Luffy mimicry. His sleeve was gone, leaving his whole arm showing. He didn't stop there and with a cry of "GOMU GOMU NO..." he swung his arm far back, stretching it to the surprise of everyone.
'What the HELL!' Kakashi thought.
With a shout of "PISOTRU!" Naruto shot his arm down with the greatest of speed slamming into the jounin and sending him dropping like a rock towards the other two genin. 'This is it' Naruto thought as his arm snapped back and returned to its normal state. 'Your turn Sasuke. I sent him down and now...' As Naruto thought this Sasuke tensed up his legs and watched their sensei fall with his stronger eyes. 'GRAB IT!' As that thought flashed across Naruto's mind Sasuke dove towards Kakashi and grabbed the bells while Naruto landed with a soft thump.
"Well dobe," Sasuke smiled "looks like your crazy plan worked." Naruto jumped into the air with a yell and ran towards their fallen sensei. With a burst of chakra, Kakashi broke the wire and got out of the small crater he made.
"My you guys actually worked together and you got the bells." Kakashi said. "Come here Sakura." As Sakura got her hands wrapped Naruto and Sasuke crowded around their sensei. Once he was finished the three genin looked up at him.
"So sensei, do we pass?" Sakura asked hopefully. With a hmmm Kakashi looked at all three of them. They did well and he was quite proud. With a eye smile Kakashi gave a curt nod.
"Yes congratulations! Team 7 is officially started!"