Therapist: ''Okay, the last time we left off at the ... vet. Tell me about it.''

Derek: ''That's easy. She had an affaire with the vet.''

Meredith: ''No, I did not! Liar!''

Derek: ''You sure as hell did! You betrayed me! Cheater!''

Meredith: ''We weren't even a couple back then, we were friends! If I remember correctly you were with your wife back then.''

Derek (glaring): ''Leave Addison out of this.''

Therapist: ''You were married before, Dr. Shepherd?''

Meredith: ''Yes.''

Derek (at the same time): ''Barely.''

Meredith: ''Barely?! How can you be barely married?!''

Derek: ''When you're in love with an intern ... you can.''

Meredith: ''Love. Funny. Didn't you choose Addison over me?''

Derek (clenching his teeth): ''I had to.''

Meredith (snorting): ''Yeah. Sure ...''

Derek: ''What's your problem?!''

Meredith (raising her voice): ''You are my damn problem! Did anyone force you to choose your wife?! It was your choice! Yours!''

Derek: ''Wife clearly wins against slutty intern.''
Meredith (exhaling sharply): ''God ... you don't get it. You just don't. And unfortunately ... you probably won't ever.''

Derek (throwing his hands up in the air): ''Well, then fuckin' tell me!''

Meredith (looking away): ''No. I don't want to anymore ... I'm tired.''

Derek (raising his voice): ''Oh fine! Now you're freakin' tired of me! Great ... join a club with Addison and cheat on me with Mark!''

Meredith (yelling): ''Fine! Maybe I'll just do exactly that!''

Derek (yelling): ''Fine!''

Therapist: ''Okay ... let's just caaaalm down everybody.''

Meredith: ''I am calm.''

Derek (snorting): ''Yeah, calm my ass ...''

Therapist: ''Would you two just-''

Meredith: ''You get that you're sleeping on the couch tonight, right?''

Therapist: ''Now please listen-''

Derek (narrowing his eyes): ''Well, maybe I don't even want to sleep in the same house with you tonight!''

Meredith (also narrowing her eyes): ''Then why not make the tonight an anymore, right?!''

Therapist: ''Chrm ... could you-''

Derek: Good. I'll get a hotelroom then!''

Meredith: ''Do that! I'll ask Markie to come over then!''

Derek (crossing his arms over his chest): ''Why not invite the vet too?''

Meredith (doing the same): ''Brilliant idea! Thank you very much.''

Therapist (standing up): ''As much as I would want to ... listen to you an hour more ... or so, we have to continue tomorrow. The next couple is already is already waiting outside.''

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